Funny jokes and short sentences

1. When I was young, I tried to move bricks so that I could grow old gracefully!

After quarreling with that Li tonight, my friend and I went to eat a snail pot. This is a sin. Although someone is chasing me now, I will continue to lose weight in order to meet a better man. Bricks will be moved again tomorrow. But it is still full.

In my view of love, I want both companionship and bread. I remember a saying that if you want a 30-year-old brick man to give you a hug, then don't expect any bread.

4, moving bricks is not easy to make money, study hard is the last word. I come from the countryside. I am the funniest person in the village. Everyone in the village calls me an inch of grass. I used to think that I didn't have enough money for you. Now that the crops have been harvested, I intend to marry you. The day I loved you was like the wind blowing across the field. You are my first love, not in the corn field, but in the wheat field. I know you will see it, because many brothers praise me!

6. Don't post here! There is no sticky quality at all! The foreman told you to hurry back and move the bricks, or you'll break your leg. You are still posting in the Internet cafe, and your woman has run away with Wang Mazi in the village! !

7. I found hundreds of stickers and tens of thousands of stickers, and finally found your two goods. It turns out that you are bragging here. The foreman asked me to tell you that there are five cars of bricks to be unloaded tomorrow, or you will pay off and leave without coming to the foreman.

8. You are blowing water here again. The foreman said that he wouldn't be paid if he didn't go back to move bricks in the new year. Don't say I didn't warn you. Be careful. Oh, I forgot to tell you that your favorite widow Wang married Pockmarked Li in the neighboring village. She told me to tell you to stay away from her.

9. Don't post it. The foreman asked me to inform you to work overtime today. If it is a temporary decision, then hurry up and finish the project ahead of schedule. The foreman said that if it rains, we have to work overtime, otherwise we will get more than one bargained for.

10. Erdan, I finally found you. Are you still in the mood to talk about it? ! The foreman told you to hurry back to the construction site to move bricks. If you don't go back, you won't get the salary of 30 yuan the other day. By the way, your father asked you to go back when you were free. The last case of bus molesting women has come down. Your father gave your car to the woman named hush money, and she agreed not to sue you. Your father is not easy. Go back and have a look when you are free. Also, widow Wang from the neighboring village asked me to tell you that she misses you very much and asks when you will marry her. She said that the door should not be too grand and don't pretend to be low-key. After all, getting married is not easy. I brought it for you. It's up to you

The above is the joke I chose that the foreman told you to go back and move bricks, and the foreman told me to go back and move bricks. Do you admire the sense of humor of these "foremen" and "migrant workers moving bricks"?