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Valentine’s Day text messages to my wife

1. The romantic perfume full of heterosexual sentiment specially made for you will be delivered to Naohu by Mr. Yuepaoyuan personally. During the journey, he will remain indifferent to the collapse of Mount Tai and the indifference of beautiful women naked in front of them. Professional ethics, fortunately, no mistakes, please check.

2. I have always wanted to say three words to you. Especially in this silent night, I couldn’t express my passionate feelings to you until it burst out in my heart and forced me to tell you. Say...go to bed early.

3. Maybe I will live without you, but I will never be happy!

4. Don't be angry, I didn't mean it, I really love you, --- love you very, very much --- just like a hungry mouse found a precious grain of rice.

5. Dear, I'm so sorry. I killed the mosquito you sent to visit me yesterday. To express my apology, I decided to send a nest of mosquitoes to visit you today.

6. I used ten thousand lies to form a bunch of coquettish eyes and shot them at you. You fell in a pool of blood, your body riddled with Cupid's bullets. Honey, please don't wear a body armor, okay?

7. The stars in the sky are shining brightly. I am very happy to know you. There are thousands of stars in the starry sky, and one of them is my heart. Watch the shooting stars when you miss me, and wait for the shooting stars when you make a wish. Please remember to be happy every day.

8. No matter how far the geographical boundaries are, my dear! I miss you every time my heart beats!

9. Distance does not mean separation; no contact does not mean forgetting; no phone call does not mean neglect; no meeting does not mean that I do not care about you; in the cool season, I will care about you!

10. I heard people say that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. Considering that you and I are so destined, can you please let me climb two less mountains so that I can catch you sooner? Waiting for your answer, if you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will assume that you agree unconditionally.

11. I heard that your mobile phone does not have text message function, so I sent this text message to test it. If you receive a text message that is confirmed to have the SMS function and is mine, please reply: I have it, it’s yours!

12. Like is just a touch of love. Love is deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home in the future, but we can go back to our home together.

13. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you...RMB.

14. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me - wallet.

15. I am shy and have never dared to express my feelings to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

16. I met you by chance, noticed you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you. It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready?

17. You little goblin, you have poisoned me with love but you refuse to give me the antidote! Little bad guy! oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

18. You and I are both angels with one wing. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to the world just to find you. After going through all the troubles to find you, I found: tmd! Our wings are aligned!

19. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea leaves and you were boiling water, would you brew me? If I were a car and you were the driver, would you drive me? If you were the money and I was the bankbook, I would definitely withdraw it from you.

20. If one drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you; if two drops of water fall from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I love you; if there are countless drops of water falling from the sky, it is... Stop thinking nonsense, it's raining!

21. I really want to treat you to dinner, but the water supply is cut off during the day and the electricity is cut off at night. I can’t pay wages and can’t afford flour. I turned to Deng’s Theory to find the answer: It turns out that this is the primary stage of socialism. Looking back: His grandma will not change for a hundred years! Why treat you to dinner?

22. Do you know why we are destined? We met as early as a thousand years ago. It was autumn. You ran with me in the wind and left tooth marks on my body. This has become an eternal legend. At that time, my name was Lu Dongbin.

23. Marrying a wife is really tiring. I wash my feet, rub my legs and beat my back, and then sleep with her on the bed. It seems that I hate the old society, and all my tears are filled with bitterness!

24. Think about your feelings: no salt in cooking; apples not too sweet; drinking without cigarettes; forgetting to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will find time to think about you when I don’t have time. If I really can’t find time, I will do nothing, just miss you!

25. The girl opposite me, look over, look over, look over, the text message I sent is very exciting, please don’t pretend to ignore it; the girl opposite, call me back, call me back, call me back, don’t be ignored. I sound scared, but I'm actually quite nice.

26. You are so gentle, lying quietly in my arms without saying a word, inadvertently taking away my sincere heart. You stole my heart. No wonder others Said my heart was eaten by a dog.

27. Because of roses, the world has a beautiful world of love! Because of the blue sky, humans have dreams of flying into the sky! Because of me, I have the heart to miss you! Because of the world Because of you, I wasted a dime of information fees, and you will pay for it.

28. Valentine’s Day is a joyful day. You take your lover to eat on the street. Under the moon, the old man’s red silk thread binds each other so tightly that you can’t break away or leave. This is called a real magnet. ! I wish you a romantic and happy holiday!

29. If I were a kite, you would be the long string pulling me; if I were a candle, you would be the flame burning me. Without you, even breathing becomes redundant. My dear, you are the only one for me!

30. Valentine's Day, lovers' knot, let the wind and rain pass by the beautiful woman. The years are like torches, the time is like anger, the mountains and rivers are moving, the heaven and the earth are shaking, and I sing the song of Chanjuan with you. The meaning of roses is that you are graceful and graceful, and I am by my side. We have spent thousands of years in the same boat!

31. On Valentine’s Day, please use love as the guise, with your lover as the center, secretly gather old lovers, and secretly meet old lovers under the moon. Lover, look for your infatuated lover online and speed up the development of your little lover. If you don’t have a lover during the holidays, go home and coax your wife.

32. Missing is the song I sing for you, every word of which is cherished; true love is the poem I write for you, every word is sincere. When the sunset dyes the sky red, it means that my love for you is burning. Happy Valentine's Day, my dear!

33. The road of longing is endless; the rainbow after the rain is a beautiful moment; the sky is full of love. The clouds drift away with the wind; the boat in my heart uses love as its sail; the starless night is accompanied by lamps; the long road of life is long; who do you have to accompany you? Mother's Day blessing text message

34. Thoughts The road has no end; the starless night is only accompanied by lights; the boat in my heart is sailed by love; I miss you very much in the days without you. With the help of this little message, I convey my most sincere blessings and deepest thoughts to you. , wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

35. Yearning is like a flower in full bloom, the fragrance of the flower is permeated, refreshing into the heart; blessing is a mellow wine, the fragrance of the wine is floating, and the memories are sweet; care is a shining star, the starlight twinkles, conveying thoughts. Valentine's Day is coming, I wish you happiness and sweetness.

36. Festivals bring love, and festivals bring fate! A bright smile is your beautiful sign, and warm words are a sign of your loveliness. Your beauty attracts everyone, and your happiness infects everyone. I wish you all the best. Happy Valentine's Day to you!

37. Home is the place where the heart lives, full of love and care. Staying with each other is just a matter of persistence and perseverance, as well as responsibility and responsibility. I can't forget each other in the world, so I'll stay with you. Wife, let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day together!

38. If you have a good wife at home, you will have someone to love you at home. There is a good wife at home, and life is cleverly arranged. Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea, my wife is the most popular. Although I don’t confess my love often, my true love is always there. Valentine's Day is coming, express my love. I wish my wife always smiles!

39. If it’s not Yue Lao who is playing tricks, it’s because the lover’s red line is long. How long is the time when I’m single? I’ve long been used to it and think about it day and night. When will I fall in love next time? On the stage, I wish my lover a long life and a happy Valentine's Day!

40. If there is no Ye Bianzhou, I am willing to ride the wind and waves and cross the ocean; if there is no pair of straw sandals, I am also willing to travel through mountains and rivers and overcome obstacles. . After several twists and turns, aha, the signal sent out the blessing: Happy Valentine's Day

41. Missing is the lingering fragrance of flowers, spreading over the mountains and fields, floating to the sky, blessing is the boundless attention, overflowing the eyes and reaching the bottom of the heart.

I send you all my thoughts and blessings. Can you consider being my Beibi?

42. On Valentine’s Day, let us embrace each other romantically. The romance of two people is warm when they are together. The warmth of two people is close together and they are not afraid of the cold. If you are not afraid of the severe cold, your love will be lingering, and your love will last forever.

43. On Valentine’s Day, God appreciates my sincerity and specially satisfies me: I will make you a piece of clothing. Regardless of tops, jerseys, shirts, hats and shoes, they will always follow you and never leave. always with you.

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