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Congratulations to welcome new colleagues.

1. "I am confident that a life of 2 years will be like a water hammer of 3, Li". Everyone has just stepped out of school and entered the society, full of ambitions, full of infinite expectations for their lives, and at the same time, they have all kinds of questions about their upcoming jobs. I would like to take this opportunity to exchange ideas with you, hoping to inspire and help you in your future work and life and growth and progress.

2. On behalf of all my colleagues in the company, I would like to extend my warmest welcome to you! I sincerely hope that in the brand-new working environment, you will innovate and keep pursuing, promote the development of the company and achieve the goal of "win-win" for individuals and enterprises!

2. Hello everyone! Welcome to Denso Branch and become a member of our Denso family. Your arrival has injected new blood and added new hope to our company. On behalf of the company, I would like to extend a warm welcome to you!

4. warmly welcome everyone to join xx company! I also congratulate the xx young friends present here on becoming a member of the company and a new force to promote the leap-forward development of our company! Today is a special day, and it will be an important milestone in life for all the new employees present here.

5. I am very happy to welcome you today. Your joining has injected new blood and added new hope to the company. On behalf of the company, I would like to extend a warm welcome! We all come from all directions, and we are fortunate to be here. This is a kind of fate and the beginning of a friendship.

don't tell your new colleagues about the following seven points.

"You are cute. Do you want to go out with me?

obviously, it's totally inappropriate to say such things to new colleagues, and it is likely to bring a very embarrassing situation. It will take you some time to get to know your new colleagues before asking such questions.

2. "Don't get mixed up with those people ..."

Even if you have good reasons to hate some people in the company, saying such things to new colleagues will only make them think that you are a narrow-minded person. Why did you involve a new colleague in office politics?

3. "I hate our boss/company/colleagues/everyone"

It's not a good idea to say something to a new colleague that shows his subjective tendency. Most likely, they will be loyal to the boss who hired them, not a grumpy and complaining colleague.

4. "Good luck"

If you sincerely wish your new colleagues good luck, it is certainly a good thing. However, don't say this sentence in an ironic tone, it will only make the other party think you are mean.

5. "I'm off the hook now" or "You may regret doing this job"

Just like the ironic "Good luck", these two sentences are not suitable for new colleagues, because they will not encourage them. If they are in big trouble at work, let them make their own decisions.

6. "So, is there any latest news in your previous company?"

in this case, it will only make you sound like a gossip colleague. If they want to share with you some anecdotes about their previous jobs or companies, they will take the initiative to say so.

7. "aren't you happy here so far?"

come on, they just started working in a new company! This is a completely unnecessary question.