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April Fool's Day plays tricks on other people's short messages.
2. Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future. When you go out, you must carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.
You have an angel-like appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.
Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!
5, vital capacity self-test tips: bow your head and suck after farting, and then observe whether people around you smell it. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!
6. If God lets me make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!
8. I tried my best to miss you, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back! Happy April Fool's Day!
9. Fools are stupid, fools are happy, fools know themselves, and fools are self-sufficient. I wish you a happy April Fool, a carefree fool, a happy fool and a fruitful fool! Hee hee!
10, keep it simple and avoid deep. Grasp honesty and be wary of cunning; Keep an eye on the lonely and pay attention to the gang; It's a pity that silly makes you smile. April Fool's Day, it is everyone's responsibility to be funny!
April Fool's Day prank message 2 1, I seem to see you jump on me happily and stick your head in my arms ... really! I'm so happy. I was just about to give you a birthday cake! Are you so happy? Still barking and wagging your tail at me?
2. A Mercedes-Benz raced with a tractor and a BMW. After the traffic police found it, they reported that the speed of the two cars had exceeded 180 km/h, and the best one was a tractor, which kept behind Mercedes-Benz and asked for overtaking with turn signals!
Not every tree can make a Christmas tree, but pine trees can. Not every flower symbolizes love, but roses do it; Not every fool can receive a text message on April Fool's Day, but you did it! Happy April Fool's Day!
Dear users, according to reliable information from the Meteorological Observatory, if you shake a big tree hard tonight, a lot of dollars and hundred-dollar bills will be thrown at you, so new and old customers who want to get rich should hurry up.
As soon as I entered the village yesterday, I saw a man chasing a fat pig with a glass of wine. While chasing, he shouted: Run, run, want to cheat? If you are brothers, you have to drink this cup! On closer inspection, it turns out that this drunkard is you.
6. Do you know why you and I are meant to be in this life? In fact, we met thousands of years ago, and it was also spring. You chased me for a long time and left your teeth marks on me, which made an eternal story. My name was Lv Dongbin at that time.
7. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!
8. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money! Happy April Fool's Day!
9. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.
10, I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you at dinner, sleep and dream about you, I can't sleep during the day, and it's very painful at night. When can I give you the 5 million prize! Happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day Tricks Other People's Short Messages 3 1. Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!
2. Prompt for free phone call: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ringing, and then press Shut Down. At this time, the call is free.
If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone has been infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.
4. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.
I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!
6, romantic chic is a handsome guy, a hundred phone calls should be big brothers, taxi drivers are brothers, and text messages are pigs.
7. You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...
8. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!
9. This is a carefully designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?
10, someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening! I know you! Bullying people like this! I'm sorry about that pig!
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