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Who rings the bell with Hanamichi Sakuragi's laughter?

National Competition Chapter 36 Major Crisis

"Hey, Hanamichi Sakuragi, do you know the school rules?" One day after the final exam, four members of the Sakuragi Corps gathered around Hanamichi Sakuragi with smiles on their faces.

"What rules?" Hanamichi Sakuragi didn't agree. "No matter what the rules are, I can't be a genius. I am a genius. How many times do I have to say it before you understand? "

"Oh, genius!" Gao Gong snorted and said, "According to the school regulations, you can't take part in the national competition if you fail in more than four subjects. You are a genius, aren't you? "

"What? No? " Sakuragi is a little incredulous. Why haven't I heard of it before? "Yohei, is it true?"

Mitou Youhei looked at Hanamichi Sakuragi's nervous expression and nodded slowly: "It's true. We'll tell you as soon as we hear the news, Sakuragi. How many subjects do you expect to fail? "

Sakuragi's face began to burst into cold sweat. "I have a bad feeling!"

"Ha ha ....." Gao Gong laughed exaggeratedly: "Sakuragi, you are so brave. You failed in seven subjects. Is this a record? Haha, I laughed to death! "

Several other people, although not as exaggerated as Gao Gong's laughter, are all looking at the papers hung high at the red light of Sakuragi. "Ha ha, it seems that I am not the last one this time. I only hung four doors. " The way of gloating in the wild.

"Sakuragi, you are really something." Yang Ping put his hand on his forehead and said with a wry smile, "It seems that your national debut as a genius may be screwed up!"

"Yang Ping, do you have any solution?" Sakuragi looked at XiangYangPing for help.

"There is nothing we can do!" Yang Ping pointed to several other members of the Sakuragi Corps and said calmly, "We have been blacklisted at school. Now, in this case, you must go to Akagi. With his relationship with the school teacher, the school should reconsider! "

"Gorilla!" Yeah, go find him. Sakuragi ran away.

"What an impatient guy!" Yang Ping looked at the back of Sakuragi's departure, revealing a smile at her mouth.

"What? You are such a fool that you failed seven subjects! " After hearing Sakuragi's achievements, Akamuzha growled.

"That, gorilla, oh, no, senior Akagi, I ..." Before Sakuragi finished, several figures appeared again.

Akagi smiled bitterly and said to one of the characters, "Mitsui, you won't fail in four subjects, will you?"

These numbers are me, Liuchuan and Miyagi.

"Just kidding, this kind of thing can't happen to me. I only failed two courses. I think if someone on the basketball team fails, they will definitely come to you, so I will take a look. " When I saw Akagi asking, I explained my purpose.

These exams are just a piece of cake for me. Apart from Japanese, Chinese and history, I am not interested in learning, and I don't want to learn. I passed all the other high scores.

"What about you two? How many doors did you hang? " Akagi pointed to Miyagi and Liuchuan.

Miyagi scratched his head awkwardly, and his fingers flashed: "Sorry, Simen, sir, please do something!"

Akagi waved his hand: "Wait and see, Liuchuan, and you? How many doors have been sacrificed? "

Liuchuan rarely showed any expression other than indifference, and he was equally embarrassed: "Four doors!"

Akagi took a deep breath, "Hoo-",alas, what a group of troublesome guys, always giving me trouble. "Come with me!"

Several people followed Akagi to ask the Academic Affairs Office for an exception. Finally, with the efforts of Akagi, the school decided to relax the restrictions and give everyone a chance.

"Tonight, you must come to my house to make up the exam tomorrow, do you hear? You boys! " Akagi shouted at the three guys who turned to leave.

"Mitsui, Jiang Mumu, johanna, come and help in the evening. I can't deal with them alone. " Akagi said, "Don't go home at night, just come to my house for dinner!" " "

"Yes, yes." I nodded quickly. "However, I explained in advance that if you do it yourself, I won't go!"

"Cut!" Akagi pie pie: "I'm not interested in cooking for you myself!" " "

Johanna is in charge of Miyagi, I am in charge of Liuchuan, Chicheng and Jiang Mumu are in charge of Hanamichi Sakuragi, with a big red light.

"Miyagi, not bad, how can there be four courses failed?" Johanna read Miyagi's answer and praised Miyagi.

"Ha ha!" Miyagi smirked: "If johanna were a teacher, I would get full marks!"

"There is a guy of the opposite sex who has no humanity!" I secretly said behind Miyagi: "Alas, it is careless to make friends!" "

"Shut up!" Miyagi turned to angry way.

Looking at Liuchuan's lukewarm attitude towards the test paper in front of him, I also