Very interesting wedding information joke

1, once, my father-in-law came to our house; I was still dreaming in the morning, when I suddenly heard my wife pull me under the quilt and loudly said, get up quickly, my dad is coming; I was so scared that I immediately put away my clothes and pants, took my shoes and got under the bed. The wife smiled and said, what are you doing? It's not like before. How long have we been married? Are you still scared?

Last week, the teacher called a parent-teacher meeting, so I went to school early to see how my son was doing. When I was walking beside him, I heard him say to another gay man, Xiaojie, let's get married when we grow up; Who told Xiaojie to say: Yes, but we can't have children; The son replied: it's good to have no children! This will save us a lot of troubles.

There is an old man who has been married for forty years. They plan to go to the hotel where they got married and relive their old dreams. So when they went to which hotel, the wife went to the room, took a shower, went to bed like forty years ago, and asked her husband, honey, what do you think when I come out of the bathroom? Husband said: I wanted to suck your high chest dry at that time; The wife went on to say: What do you want now? Husband said: I am thinking now that my efforts over the past few decades have not been in vain, and your breasts have indeed dried up.

One day, I almost fainted when I heard someone talking about the legal marriage age in Iran. Damn, Iran's marriage law stipulates that the legal age for marriage is 9 years old; How many children do you think have to suffer from men to grow up? It shows that there is something really wrong with the Iranian brain!

Damn, I had a good dream last night. I dreamed that I was married to a beautiful woman in the church. At this time, I heard the priest say to us: please exchange QQ passwords between the bride and groom; Shit, I was so scared that I woke up from my dream.

I remember there was a beautiful teacher in high school. Her first boyfriend was getting married, so one day she gave us a lesson and came to the classroom and said loudly, you little bastards don't mess with me. My first boyfriend got married today, but the bride is not me; At that time, the whole class was scared to pee their pants.

7. Do you understand the relationship between rich people and beautiful men in this world? Let me tell you something. A 60-year-old rich man married a 20-year-old beauty. N years later, the rich man died and the beautiful woman became rich. So I kept a handsome 20-year-old. N years later, the beautiful girl died again and the handsome boy became a rich man. This is how society continues.

8. Yesterday, a colleague kept complaining that in this society, people are always looking at money. Everyone asked what was going on. He said that one of his classmates had not contacted him, but he said that he would get married tomorrow and send an invitation. Everyone said, which classmate will have games? I usually don't have time to communicate, so I got married and we got together to contact our feelings; Colleagues said that you spoke well. Do you know what kind of classmate you are? I was a classmate who studied together in the driving school for a few days. Do you think this man is in the eye of money and clearly wants money?

9. I chose a good day to get married last year. My mother was superstitious and insisted on hanging a mirror on my chest. So I was very angry and said loudly: mom, mom, people who know say I'm getting married, but people who don't know think I'm going to slay the demon. Aren't you redundant? I was slapped by my mother.

10. On our wedding anniversary, my wife invited many people and held many banquets. It pays photogenic, almost as lively as when getting married; After a while, my wife asked me to talk about my feelings with a microphone. I said with a microphone: in this life, marriage is risky, and I hope that unmarried friends must be cautious when applying for a certificate; The wife turned away in anger on the spot.