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New Year greetings are humorous.

1. Smile at night and have a good sleep. Laugh in the morning and have an emotional atmosphere all day. After work, laugh and have fun. When you are sad, smile and forget all your troubles. May you always smile and have a happy new year!

2, everything may fade out-in this special festival, only your image is clear in front of my eyes; Everything will be an anecdote-on this special day, only your concern makes me excited; Everything may be a smoke cloud-at this special moment, only your blessing makes my heart beat!

3. Ambush on all sides is ambition, determination to burn one's bridges, loyalty to Zhao, humility to make snow, painstaking efforts to rest on one's laurels, confidence of fools to move mountains, determination to cut off ropes, perseverance to fill the sea, and eight hearts to achieve great things. Don't worry, my friend. Happy spring festival!

4. Happy New Year. May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

5, Chinese New Year, I hope you receive gifts and red envelopes every day, win money at cards like a mountain, newcomers love you like bean bags, set off firecrackers all over the street, and say hello to everyone, rubbing hemp is not afraid of the police knowing! Good luck!

6. The Spring Festival is coming. It's too expensive to buy you a Mercedes. It is a waste to invite you to travel abroad. Inviting you to eat in the sea will hurt your stomach. Sending you a rose and giving you a kiss is all a misunderstanding! I have to send a message wishing happiness and benefits.