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I don't recognize that it is a high emotional intelligence copy.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once I see you.

It's nice to see what the world is like, and it's also nice to meet you.

I want to say something beautiful to coax you, but you are the most beautiful.

I like eating Illicio Lez so much, just because that sentence likes you, which makes no sense.

5. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

6. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

7. Thinking about you is like playing with your mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there is always a little light leaking out.

8. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

10. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

1 1. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

12. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

13. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, otherwise, how could I bubble happily at the sight of you?

14. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

15. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever seen.

16. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

17. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

18. My sister's bed is not big. Are you afraid to sleep alone? Why don't I go with you?

19. You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

20. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

I can't hear the high emotional intelligence copy of the earthy love story (part two) 2 1. "I pinch my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

22. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

23. I like you, today, tomorrow and every day.

24. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

25. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

26. "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much?" "If you are thin, you will enter my heart. If you are fat, you will get stuck."

27. Good things like to share with others, and better things just want to hide, such as you.

28. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

29. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

30. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

3 1. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

32. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

33. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

34. I will become better because of you, but not because of you.

From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

36. Without you, it's like Regan Noodles without sesame sauce.

37. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

38. "I've seen many faces of you, but I haven't seen one." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."

39. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."

40. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

Laughing at each other's high emotional intelligence and vulgar love story copy

Laugh at each other's high emotional intelligence and earthy love story-1. I'm a little busy recently. I'm busy with what? I like you.

2. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

I want to hug you through my mobile phone, instead of thinking about you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. It's good to be without you.

Please don't appear in my dream, I can't afford to wake up.

5. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

6. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

7. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"

8. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"

9. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

10. "What are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

1 1. "Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

12. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

13. What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.

14. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

15. Do you feel tired? You have run in my world several times.

Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

17. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

18. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

19. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

20. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

Laughing at each other's high emotional intelligence and earthy love story. Once upon a time, the person in front of me was a sweetheart. Later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

22. "Every pen of mine is cute" huh? "Because every pen knows your name"

23. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

24. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

25. When I describe you as cute, I think I should be moved.

26. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

27. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

28. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

29. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

30. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

3 1. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

33. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

34. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

35. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

36. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

37. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

38. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

39. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "

40. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

Female students respond to tacky love stories with high emotional intelligence humor

Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of Tu-1. Guess which side of my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.

I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

3. Take you to indulge in all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.

4. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."

I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.

6. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

7. How much does I really like you? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."

8. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)

9. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

10. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

1 1. There is a sweet way to eat sugar and cake and miss you every day.

12. You don't have to change yourself deliberately, I just adapt to you.

13. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

14. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

15. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

16. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

17. What happened to "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

18. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

19. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

20. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of the earth 2 2 1 I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.

I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.

I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.

24. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

25. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

27. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.

29. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

30. If you don't come, it will snow.

3 1. "It's annoying that it didn't thunder." What's so annoying about this? "There is no reason to drill into your arms."

32. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

33. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

34. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

35. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

36. I have super powers and like you very much.

37. I wake up thinking of you every morning.

38. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

39. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

40. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

Good morning, lovers, greetings, high emotional intelligence, simple love words.

Good morning, lovers. A 1。 You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

2. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

3.what do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

4. Ten lines of dialogue, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk and a million lines of nonsense, just for one day in the wedding hall, I would like to hear a word.

5. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

6. I felt very pleasing to the eye at the first meeting, and I was very warm and comfortable to get along with. I like you very much.

7. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart. Later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

8. As soon as I bowed my head and looked back, Mom, I was in love.

9. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

10. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

1 1. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

12. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

13. I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "

14. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

15. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."

16. Everything you say casually is in my heart.

17. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

18. I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.

19. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me".

Good morning, lovers. Pay tribute to high emotional intelligence. Love story 2: 2 1. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

22. I said that I don't love you, which is a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.

24. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.

"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."

26. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

27. I don't care about distance I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

28. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

29. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

30. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

3 1. I will still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

32. Did you ask about the smell of burning? That's my heart burning.

33. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

34. There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.

35. If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, then you have never seen my eyes, because I only have you in my eyes.

36. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

37. I became so old-fashioned after meeting you. I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

38. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

39. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short. I miss you. "

40. To me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.