Say a little trick message

1. Today, an accurate fortune teller gave me a life. According to divination, I was born to kill you, and one day you will die by my sword! Banxian asked me to change my job to solve your disaster! Help me think. What if we don't kill pigs? 2. pig-seeking notice: a purebred white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now! 3. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure! 4. Friar Sand said: I have a change of 16! Pig said, I have thirty-two changes! Wukong said: I have seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the Western Heaven. It seems that monsters read text messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day! You are standing in the crowd, and the gentle wind blows up your long hair, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time, which makes me want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day! 6, loyal to remind you that today is April Fool's Day, be careful to be deceived, don't be fooled, or I mean well! By the way, I wish you a happy holiday, although not many people celebrate. 7. Have you ever heard that pigs can read short messages? I didn't believe it at first, but I sent one anyway. Hey! He can really read! 8. Attention, friends who received this message, your mobile phone has been infected with virus. The only solution is to press 2 first, then 5 and finally 0, and the problem will be solved. Happy April Fool's Day! ) 9. Life always has ups and downs. Life is not lonely because of you. Maybe happiness is just a temporary possession. Because of you, it will become eternal. You bring me joy and happiness, my puppy! 10, in my eyes, you always look carefree, always eat with relish, always sleep soundly ... I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you! 1 1, the toad pursued the swan, and the swan disdained to say, if I looked like you, I would have died! Toad refused: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I piss off? 12, someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest and look detached. It's really cute. I don't know how you competed with rabbits in those days. 13, I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! 14, I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other! 15, you are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch! 16, you are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as beautiful as a butterfly, as diligent as a bee, and as similar as everything else. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast! 17. Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, ran in, and I looked at your figure. I also saw that it said mental hospital 18. Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart. 19. Please press the button to enjoy the beautiful scenery. . . . . . No, the beauty ran away. . . . . . I said I ran away, and you pressed it. . . . . . Idiot, press it again. . . . . . There is really no 20, forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan! 2 1, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck. 22. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself. 23, someone saw you today, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, a detached look, really cute, I really don't know how you hit the rabbit that year? 24, you go! Find someone worthy of your love … I don't know you well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you left with someone else for a bone. 25. Women can see the sun, the moon and white words, indicating that the words have serious astigmatism. 26. If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you are a star, I will fall in love with you. Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan, and I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! ! April Fool's Day is coming. The short messages of April 1 are all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure! 28. I love you all my life! It's true. Trust me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the softest (see the third word of every sentence). Happy April Fool's Day. Psychological test: You race a bear. What do you want: 1. You run as fast as 2. 3. You are slower than a bear ... Answer: 1. You are even worse than animals. You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day! 30. Friar Sand said I changed 16! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I had seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day! 3 1, you stand in the crowd, your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! 33. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? Xiao Ming always sleeps in class. The teacher criticized him: Can you stop sleeping? ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a poor student. 35. Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money. 36. Women like themselves, men like themselves and men are poor. If both sides like themselves, it must be a frog with a dinosaur. 37. A cool poem about falling in love in college: loneliness, loneliness, not falling in love in loneliness, but perverting in loneliness. 38, beauty after beauty, there are so many beautiful women, you treat beautiful women, you can't marry a wife. 39. A chubby lady often praises her figure, so she has to give her a few compliments. Lao Zhai said: It's so plump, how can you draw the wind Yun Dan on your waist! I don't know what makes me miss you so much. A thousand words are summed up in four words: give it back! 4 1, if one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent! 42. A: If a beautiful young woman goes to obstetrics and gynecology, is it better to find a male doctor or a female doctor? B: Male doctor. A: What's the reason? B: He will look at all parts of his body carefully and won't act rashly! 43. The little turtle saw a snail practicing long-distance running and asked, What are you doing, slow? Snail: I am practicing long-distance running. The tortoise said contemptuously, come up and I'll show you. An earthworm on the turtle's back saw the snail and said, sit still, you are old! 44. The legend of Cupid: One arrow through the heart represents love at first sight, two arrows through the heart represent wishful thinking, and three arrows through the heart represent three lucky lives. . . I am shooting an arrow at you. . . Small sample, you just wait to become a hedgehog! 45, cucumber brokenhearted and wept bitterly, eggplant comforted her: love is not only sweet, but also intoxicated, heartbreak and tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions? 46. Hello, I'm Ai Qing Technology Company. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. The winning number is "ILOVEYOU". This award will accompany me all my life. Please call me back as soon as you get this message! 47. A driver was robbed while driving, and the roadblock said, Get off! Do 100 push-ups The driver was forced to obey, and his limbs were weak. The highwayman shouted behind him, honey, you can go to town in his car! 48、inohss！ WI, you must not understand, silly child! The phone is upside down! A doctor has been very careless and once wrote "anal speech" in his medical record. The chief physician was very angry when he found out and criticized "nonsense" in the bottom. 49. After a heated argument, the writer said to the chef: You haven't written it, and you have no right to criticize this book! The chef retorted that I have never laid eggs in my life, but I can taste scrambled eggs. Can a hen? 50. In order to celebrate Women's Day on March 8th, the company decided to give each female employee a holiday fee of 5,000 yuan in solatium, which will be collected from the general manager before leaving work.