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Get up in the morning and get a SMS reminder
Wake up in the morning, turn on your cell phone and receive a text message. ...
Wake up in the morning, turn on your cell phone and receive a text message. Ding-dong, you have new news. Send a message early in the morning, who is disturbing people's dreams? What a nuisance! I took my mobile phone impatiently, rubbed my sleepy eyes and clicked on WeChat. "Really?" I suddenly sat up. "How, how, how, how did this happen?"
The text message should be sent in a hurry. I called quickly and the phone was connected. Colleague Xiao Ai shouted over there: "Come on, come here quickly. I heard that the boss went out to gamble and lost the company. The boss has run away now and can't find anyone. Now everyone is a little crazy. "
The company's benefits have always been particularly good. The boss asked everyone to buy shares and said that if they had money, they would make it together. All employees have invested more than10 million shares, and hundreds of workers are waiting for dividends at the end of the year. The boss looked very reliable before, but he didn't expect to be a bad gambler.
I hurried downstairs, stopped a car and arrived at the company. There is a group of people in front of the company. I finally found a little love. Xiao Ai's face was deformed with anxiety. She said: "I didn't expect the boss to be such a person. The boss not only ran away by himself, but also kidnapped his sister-in-law ... leaving a big mess for the boss's wife. Poor proprietress. Her husband ran away and left her with a mess. "
Come on, this isn't Jiangnan Leather Factory. How come... If the company goes bankrupt, the workers can at least get their wages, but now that the boss has run away and disappeared, who can ask for wages? What about the money for the shares?
I heard that someone invested hundreds of thousands, and I also heard that the proprietress had a stroke in a fit of pique, and now she is still awake in the hospital and can't commit suicide. After a while, people cursed the bad luck, but in desperation, they dispersed.
Xiao Ai and I were talking about this annoying thing when we were eating in a roadside shop. Although a small white like us doesn't pay much, it's all hard-earned money. The unlucky boss ran away with his sister-in-law just like the boss of Jiangnan Leather Factory. What is this bridge? Is it so bloody?
The two of us greeted the boss's ancestors from head to toe, but to no avail. What should I do if I have enough to eat and drink? Let's go home. Start looking for a new job tomorrow.
There was a time when it was not easy to find a suitable job. After a few days of tossing and turning, I was a little depressed. Call Xiao Ai, where the situation is similar. We greeted the boss's ancestors from head to toe, and then continued to look for a job. ...
I read an inspiration in the newspaper yesterday. Yo, it's almost the same as my old job. I think I can try. I called the recruiter to make an appointment for an interview at 9: 00 the next morning. I cleaned up my mood, put on a beautiful makeup for myself, and went to the interview with confidence.
According to the instructions, I came to a magnificent office building, and the company I interviewed was on the 2 1 floor. I went in and took a look. The environment is good, and office decoration is gorgeous. I'm a little secretly pleased.
It wasn't long before I met the person who called yesterday. He was so impressed with me that he passed the first test. Then the interviewer said, "It's good to see your resume and work experience. It happened that our boss was here today, and you did a good job. Our boss said he wanted to meet you in person. "
Wow, what a surprise! I nodded and said yes. Followed the interviewer to the boss's office. With permission, I walked into a luxurious general manager's office. "Hello, I'm here for an interview. My name is Lin ... "
The man sitting in the boss's chair looked up, and I couldn't help but freeze. Ah! Former boss! It turned out to be the boss whose company ran away before! When the boss saw me, he got a fright, jumped up from his chair and ran out the door. ...
After I reacted, I chased him and shouted, "Give me my salary and give me my hard-earned money." As I ran, I took out my phone and called Xiao Ai quickly. I said incoherently, "Come on, call the police, I have found it, I have found the trace of the boss ..."
Xiao Ai said at the other end of the phone, "What trace, what boss, you are hysterical! Isn't the boss in the office? What's the matter with you? Overslept? Look at the time, it hasn't arrived yet, waiting to be detained. ……"
I looked around blankly and found myself still lying in my bed. The time on my mobile phone shows that I'm going to be late. The mobile phone information column is clean, and there is no information at all. ...
When I got to the company in a daze, the boss came face to face. "Xiao Lin, yesterday's file ready? Send it to my office as soon as possible. I'm going out to negotiate later. "
Then the boss turned to the others in the office and said, "Let's cheer up. This business has won. I will let you invest in stocks in the future. If you have money, you can earn it together. Everyone can be a boss ... "
The office burst into warm applause in an instant. My cold sweat ran down my cheeks. ...
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