Is Su Dongpo "lolicon"? Write explicit poems to tease the old man and his wife.

Introduction: Zhang Xian, who is old and ambitious, married a 18-year-old "Loli" at the age of 80, and she is still very affectionate. At a banquet, he proudly teased his bride and said, "I am 80 years old and 18 years old. Qing is a beauty, and my hair is white." The same age as Qing, only separated by a flower. " Generally speaking, before Zhu Cheng Neo-Confucianism gained the absolute right of ethical discourse, the life of the old people in Song Dynasty was quite moist. As soon as the political and humanistic environment is relaxed, the romantic emotions and moods in the literati's subconscious will be greatly released. Su Like Dongpo, a great writer, always has a confidant who worships him and loves him very much, whether in prosperity or adversity, whether in a high position or in exile.

According to Chun Zhu Moon Hee, even in the days when Su Dongpo was relegated to Huangzhou, he didn't even have a relative around him. He wandered among ordinary people every day, which actually attracted the attention of a famous local singer, Li Qi, and insisted on being given poetry by the unlucky Dongpo. It is said that he met the famous singer while attending a banquet of local officials. Although Dongpo is still in trouble, his literary title is already the world. Many people like to beg him, and Sue, who loves to drink, is also happy to write and never stingy. As soon as Li Qi heard that the writer Su Dongpo was coming, he inevitably asked the master for poems and asked them to be written on silk sleeves, just as fans now ask stars to sign sweaters. Su Dongpo did not show off his big name, and immediately wrote on the long sleeve of the beautiful woman: "Dongpo lived in Huangzhou for four years, so what about Li Qi?" After writing these two headless and unremarkable decapitation poems, I put the beautiful woman aside and continued to drink and have fun with the people next to me, just like the female singer is transparent.

Just send it away? Li Qi was unconvinced. She didn't believe that the master had any skill, so she begged Su Dongpo to write again. Seeing the beautiful eyes of beautiful women, Su Dongpo is no longer reserved: "But it's like giving up Du Gongbu, although Haitang doesn't recite poems." These two sentences are very intense and the allusions are exquisite and appropriate. The general idea is that a beautiful woman is like a gorgeous begonia, and mine is Fu. Although Haitang is good, the poet Du Fu never wrote a poem for Haitang, but I signed a gift for the beauty.

Now the artistic conception has come out. Unexpectedly, Dongpo's unintentional "flirting" actually made a little singer famous in history!

Once, it was more interesting. Once drinking at the rich man's house, the host "served more than ten people", and everyone enjoyed singing and dancing, but unfortunately, there was a tall beauty named Meier in the room who asked Dongpo for a poem of "priceless value" at the order of the host. Unfortunately, she is not the type of naive girl with long hair that Su Shi likes. She is so old, where is she charming and lovely? Su Dongpo, who is particularly fond of the eccentric "lolicon" macho man, did not hesitate to write this so-called poem with strong teasing meaning: "Dancing sleeves and shaking thousands of feet dragons and snakes. As soon as the voice turned, it was cold for a long time. " It's not like a woman to make a cruel mockery of an email. I thought it was a compliment to her email. After I figured out the poem, I had to rush out in anger, and Su Dongpo's "bad boy" image was vividly portrayed.

Zhang Xian, a poet of the Northern Song Dynasty affectionately known as "Zhang Sanying", is a good friend of Su Shi, and both of them are "lolicon". Zhang Xian, a veteran, married a 18-year-old "Loli" at the age of 80, and she was very affectionate. At a banquet, he proudly teased his bride and said, "I am 80 years old and 18 years old. Qing is a beauty, and my hair is white." The same age as Qing, only separated by a flower. " Su Dongpo, another "lolicon" present, immediately wrote a meaningful poem: "Eighteen brides and eighty lang, with white hair and red makeup. Two nights in the quilt, a pear tree pressed Haitang. " A pear tree "presses" Haitang, which is ambiguous and appropriate, and romantic in a word. These two "lolicon" are really the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn I feel.

This article "Lecture Room" 20 1 1 No.4 Author: Dinghu Tingquan Original title: Su Dongpo was "lolicon"