Are there any funny jokes or stories about the zodiac?

Funny Summer Battle: Twelve Constellations vs Mosquitoes

Aries constellation

"Wow, a mosquito bit me." The impulsive Aries immediately rummaged through the closet and found an inflatable hammer. "Today, I want to hammer you into a meat pie. “

Taurus constellation

If there are mosquitoes, can I kill them? I can use this time to take a nap to fight mosquitoes; You can also eat a delicious meal; You can also write a work report; ..... be practical and don't waste time.

Gemini

Gemini loves to play, catching a mosquito, breaking its wings, observing its viability, then pulling out its mouth needle, observing it again, breaking its legs and feet ... All the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty were used until the mosquito died in humiliation. "Hum! See if you dare to be a mosquito in your next life. "

Cancer constellation

Cancer is very suspicious. When he saw mosquitoes flying around him, he began to guess: did mosquitoes kill seven times today or were they like heaven? Is it time to see me? What was my entanglement with it in my last life? What is the fate of the afterlife?

Le Signe du Lion

Leo takes a soothing and submissive approach to mosquitoes. Find a place to provide enough blood for them to breed carefree, and then say with dignity: don't disturb human beings in the future.

virgo

A mosquito stops on Virgo's shiny lap. Fight, there will be blood. If you don't fight, how can you be willing? I took out three copper coins, calculated a divination, took out another tarot card and drew one. Finally, I saw whether the Gregorian calendar is suitable for killing people. I finally got the answer. Mosquitoes have had enough water and gone to sleep elsewhere.

libra

Libra pays attention to fairness. Mosquito asked him to use toilet water. When he catches it, he will put toilet water on it. At this moment, the mosquito screamed, you make me smell strange. How can I find a boyfriend? It's not fair.

Scorpius

Scorpio people are very insidious. Most people don't know what they want. However, as long as it is their behavior, it must be shocking, so mosquitoes are ready to take it.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius is too free, and losing his freedom is his greatest punishment. Mosquitoes grab their hands, find empty beverage bottles, put them in, and tighten the caps. Put you in solitary confinement for life, and see if you dare to suck my blood.

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

What if there are mosquitoes? Today's work is very important, and nothing can shake my belief that work comes first. Inspired by his creed, Mosquito worked harder. ...

Aquarius constellation

Aquarius, bitten by mosquitoes, began to study how to prevent mosquitoes first, then how to kill mosquitoes, and then how to kill its ancestor 18 generation. From posting every day to sorting out a book later, Aquarius became a master of mosquito control.

fishes

"I was bitten by a mosquito, whoops ..." After crying for a long time, I found a pool of water floating on the ground, and there was a mosquito's suicide note: I really couldn't stand her crying, and we committed suicide.