Write a joke

1, it is a very happy thing to miss you. Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will do forever. Keeping you in mind is what I always do. But, lying to you, it just happened.

The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I must take it from you.

A boy is in the hotel lobby and wants to ask the waiter a question. When he turned to the counter, he accidentally bumped into a lady next to him, and his elbow touched her chest. The man turned and said, "Madam, if your heart is as soft as your chest, you must forgive me." The lady replied, "If your work is as difficult as your elbow, I am in room one."

A tiger caught a cold and wanted to eat a panda. Panda cries: You have a cold. Why did you eat me? The tiger said: It is said in the advertisement that if you have a cold, you should eat black for free!

6. My girl is almost three years old and clamors for a story before going to bed at night. I will tell her a story of joy and big wolf. This cartoon girl has seen it, too. She said, Dad, can you be the wolf and I will be Kotaro? I said yes, but my words didn't sound good. She called me with a big mouth and yelled at me: Why don't you catch sheep for me?

7. In a poor mountainous area, because of lack of money, boys all use urea bags to make underwear. One day, a couple got married and the man took off his pants. The bride exclaimed and fainted: I saw the net weight of kilograms printed on the front of underwear.

8. One day in class, the deskmate secretly played with his mobile phone, which happened to be discovered by the class teacher who was patrolling outside the classroom. The head teacher took out his mobile phone and sent a message: Why don't you listen carefully? The deskmate replied doubtfully: Who are you? The class teacher sent another 1: Look out of the window. My deskmate glanced out of the window and replied, thank you for reminding me. Talk to you later. Our head teacher is staring out the window!

9. A monk entertained him, and the city manager told him to go, but the monk ignored him. The city manager found someone to smash the monk's things, but he was afraid of his kung fu! Many urban managers can only say with sticks, are you going or not? The monk said, if I don't leave, you can arrest me. I'm not afraid of you fighting! Then he let out a cry and smashed the brick directly with his hand. The city manager looked at it and said, you have to be reasonable. It is not easy for monks to fight and kill, and everyone at the scene laughed.

10, the courier called my mobile phone just now, and I saved his number in Tong Yuan. As a result, my mother came running with a mobile phone. There is a monk looking for you! I don't know how to spit it out.