Singles Day funny blessing SMS: for you who are single.

Singles Day funny blessing SMS: for you who are single.

165438+1October 1 1, I wish you trouble (light), happiness (light), future (light), career (light), love (light), and even Zong Yaozu.

The bachelor came to send flowers, and I really hope that the stick friend will wear them. Freelance is everywhere? Flowers? ; Two forever? Flowers? Like years; Three gifts for the future icing on the cake? Flowers? . Finally, I wish the baseball friends an early date? Flowers? Under the moon, the bridal chamber? Flowers? Candles.

Male bachelors call? Bare? What's the name of the female bachelor? Mingming? Call it when you're right? Double? . The mascots of Singles Day are four fried dough sticks and 1 egg. Put them together, that is 1 1? 1 1, at this time, every time I miss spring, my friends comfort me and fight for beer, and my parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid that my room is empty this year, and I will have a full house of children and grandchildren in the future? I support you! Blessing SMS

I am single, I am proud, I save money for my family, one cooks and one eats, and I sleep when I pull a place; I am single, I am proud, low-carbon life is more environmentally friendly, riding a bike to work, lighting without electricity, and being a light bulb at parties; I am single and proud. I don't need to buy roses and diamonds. Singles Day went out to join in the fun, and when I met my buddies, I smiled: I wish each other a happy holiday!

I am single. What am I worried about? I am full of a hungry family; I am a bachelor. What's my hurry? Well, I'm not tired of the whole family; I am a bachelor. What am I afraid of? I can't let the whole family suffer if I am happy. Happy Singles Day!

Netizens are much ado about nothing: Singles Day, single again! Singles Day broke up, but I still silently prayed that he would treat himself well and never be impulsive. His safety is my greatest wish.

Those who dare to declare war on darkness must be full of light in their hearts.

Singles' Day is coming. May you be troubled, disappointed, depressed, helpless, unlucky and regretful. Take the opportunity to go out for a walk, full of spring! Happy Singles Day!

God, is it cold in winter? Are you freezing to death? Don't worry, because I am the fire in winter, which will warm your heart. When the wind blows, I am your cotton-padded jacket, warming all of you. My friend, the weather is very cold. Remember to miss me and take care of yourself.

On Singles' Day, a shopkeeper advertised: Who dares to express his secret love today, 10% off shopping and 20% off telling his lover. My friend asked with a smile, how much discount shall I give you? The proprietress said: It's broken.

Jiangcheng is fragrant and warm, but my heart has not moved. It's eleven degrees and I'm still drunk. Spring cries drizzle, leaving nothing to say. As always, it's the same, which is even worse. Single, the moonlight is getting late, talking about lovesickness, who will lose weight? Weekend greetings

Male bachelors are semi-finished products 20, finished products 30, fine products 40, best products 50, top products 60, waste products 70 and souvenirs 80. Singles Day, man, what are you now?

11.1Singles' Day: My lovely unmarried sisters, I accompany you with my heart at this moment, send warm greetings, make me laugh and make me lively: single you, happy you,1.1

When do you have a partner? Ask about Sky Wine. I don't know how many teenagers will it take to say goodbye to being single? If you want to become a monk, but you are afraid of missing beautiful women, it is difficult to be cold with an empty door. Dancing with the shadow, alone in the world. Chasing girls, daydreaming, sleepless nights. There should be no hate, when can I realize my dream? Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live a long life and there will be no more bachelors.

11.11Singles' Day, if you receive a funny message, it proves that you have been met by the naughty and lively opposite sex; If you receive a blessing message, it means that you are secretly loved by the kind and affectionate opposite sex. Contact information, SMS fast forwarding!

Old bachelors, less bachelors, Singles Day says bachelors; Fat bachelors, thin bachelors, everyone mixes bachelors together; Male bachelors, female bachelors, and bachelors one-on-one; Beautiful bachelor, handsome bachelor, give birth to a little bachelor as soon as possible. Happy Singles Day!

We are in the initial stage of marriage. After more than 20 years of efforts, although we have made great achievements in understanding many opposite sex, we have a large population, relatively insufficient per capita resources and unbalanced personal development. The main contradiction at this stage is that people who love me but I don't love and people I love don't love me. Rival competition is no longer the main contradiction in the primary stage, but it will exist for a long time in a certain range and may be intensified under certain conditions.

It's Singles Day again, and I don't know what gift is best for you. After careful consideration and weighing, I think I will give you a girlfriend. That's impossible! Haha, I wish you a happy Singles Day!

Who doesn't want to be a nobleman shining with medieval European romance? This is an unattainable dream. Don't! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously. Happy Singles Day!

On the annual Singles' Day, I wholeheartedly send a beautiful blessing to my lonely friend: smooth sailing, making a blockbuster, becoming famous in one fell swoop and moving nine times a day.

Where is the bachelor? Where is the bachelor? It's all on the list of matchmaking agencies. Take off? Light? What should I do? Light? What should I do, take off? Light? Want: Speak boldly and act bravely. Singles' Day, I wish you an early withdrawal? Light? .

I'm not useless, I'm cool, I'm a gentleman, I'm willing to help others, and I'm tirelessly betting on the progress of welfare, but no girl has a crush on me. Happy Singles Day!

It's Singles' Day, and the most taboo is words. Don't ride a bike when you go out, don't be monotonous in life, don't be single in work, don't be lonely and unrequited in love, and you can't accept all my information according to the order. Happy Singles Day!

On behalf of the people of the whole country, I wish all male bachelors find dear, loving and loving people and bid farewell to Singles Day. I wish all female bachelors find someone you love and love to bid farewell to being single; Hereby! Salute!

It's hard to be single, but my socks are torn. Bachelor is bitter, no one cooks instant noodles; Being single is annoying, and being lonely without chatting; Singles, send me a message to comfort me! Singles' Day, send blessings to the bachelors around you!

You and I are both bachelors, living in the world and running around all day just to get rid of the bills. Since you are not a fairy, you must fall in love with girls. I have been single for a long time. Who should I complain to? Today's Singles' Day, let's * * * encourage each other: pair up as soon as possible and be as happy as a fairy.

Singles' Day is coming, what a nice day! Come on, my friend, let's go for a stroll and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. By the way, let's do a dialogue and performance first, and then make sure you have a good day!

Singles' Day is coming. SMS wishes the wish to be beautiful forever and the hope to be fully realized: May all singles find the other half, all people in love be sweet and loving, wave goodbye to singles and have a happy home!

I am single, and my appearance is quite harmonious; Loyal and reliable quality, but also have a job; I want to find a girl as a companion on Singles Day. Have a nice holiday and continue later.

Wear bachelor clothes and eat bachelor meals, and bachelors don't have to look at their faces. Drink bachelor water and take the bachelor road, and bachelors don't have to drink old vinegar. Bachelor's business, bachelor's business, bachelor's holiday, bachelor's praise: Happy Singles' Day!

Pursuit is an intelligent project of research, analysis, innovation, thinking and execution, with combination as the ultimate goal, emotion as the lifeblood, people-oriented, honesty as the key and action as the focus. I wish you an early farewell to singles and a happy Singles' Day!