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I received a lot of express delivery at a time, and I had 40 friends. I was very happy.
2. I forgot to change my address during the shopping festival, and a group of couriers went to school. Oh, I want to stay at school to receive express delivery these days.
3. The tears after paying the final payment haven't dried yet, and the happiness of receiving the courier washed away this sadness!
The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many express delivery, you will be happy when you open it.
I was happier when I received the express message than when I found my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the express must be.
6. I received an unexpected surprise on a sick weekend, haha, thank you ~
7. The campus is full of little girls where to get the courier.
Every time I want something, you can send it to me. It's good to have you.
9. I prefer receiving express delivery to meeting people.
10. I received the express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.
1 1. My favorite thing is to receive express delivery. I was very excited when I heard the phone call from the courier. Unconsciously, I seem to have no money again.
12. The shopping festival is over, so sit back and wait for the express delivery.
13. A good time to chop hands. This is a difficult month. I robbed too many things. Don't say anything now, just wait for the express delivery.
14. I think this kind of happiness ended at the moment when the express delivery was issued.
15. Expected life in the coming week, express delivery, express delivery, express delivery.
16. You will receive the courier tomorrow.
17. The fastest shopping festival in history was awakened early in the morning by the courier brother! Get up and collect the express. Hahaha, this shopping festival is not over yet. The courier has arrived, ok!
18. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!
19. I haven't sent two, how come I haven't sent a few?
20. I still have five hahahahahaha, and three have not been delivered today. 10 or more couriers are so cool.
I received a lot of express delivery at one time and I was very happy in my circle of friends. Part II: 2 1. How can there be fewer activities of emptying wallets once a year? I was very happy when I received the courier, and then I held my empty wallet and hugged myself in distress.
22. I was busy collecting express delivery for a while, and finally the payer became the repayment person. Try moving bricks to pay for it.
23. I'm bored ... courier brother calls at 10 o'clock every night: Are you asleep? Didn't sleep outside. Did you get the delivery?
24. Whether the gift you prepare is cheap or expensive, it only proves that you have a heart when you prepare it.
25. Goodbye, world. I have been tortured by the shopping festival without a dime. I returned to liberation overnight, and in a few days, I was crazy about receiving express delivery.
26. The Great Wall suddenly received a courier. At first, I couldn't stop crying on my coat. Where are my wife and son? There is not a trace of sadness on their faces. However, I packed my books and poems crazily.
27. Waiting for express delivery is sad and anxious, and receiving express delivery is exciting and exciting.
28. Ha ha ha ha ha so real! Three more just came. Get up and take it later.
29. Why did everyone receive the goods? More than 20 couriers sent three messages, but I didn't stand high enough.
30. I don't listen to things outside the window, I just want to receive express delivery.
3 1. The shopping festival has come to an end, and I will eat soil in the next month, and I will spend every day in the expectation of receiving express delivery.
32. The common problem of every woman is that the mood when receiving express delivery is like blue sky and white clouds. Clear sky Wan Li. I didn't have the strength to move things, so I was very excited when I got the express.
33. I am the kind of person who is happy even if I open someone else's express.
34. After super expectation, this year's express delivery is particularly fast, and the goods will be received the next day. It's so cool. It's like flying
35. I paid the final payment in half an hour and arrived ahead of time. The first express delivery of the shopping festival will be received today.
Surprisingly, I received a new camera at the weekend. White is very loving!
37. I am very happy to receive the courier today. This year's shopping festival delivery is too fast, depending on logistics, the delivery has been made after the deposit has been paid.
38. What I look forward to most every day is the phone number of the courier.
39. The fun of online shopping lies in constantly receiving and unpacking express delivery. You can't imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you like very much
40. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!
The first time I played the script, I killed 40 copywriters in my circle of friends.
Playing the script for the first time to kill friends (I) 1. I didn't get into the role at all once, but I still wanted to play.
2. I have rich understanding and years of experience in the field of script killing.
3. Let's play the script together this summer ~ ~
4. I still want to play the script for the first time, except for the unreasonable design and insufficient IQ.
5. Play the script to kill the screaming chicken scared with friends.
6. At that time, I played a script of Three Kingdoms, which is still fresh in my memory. Well, the first and last time, the experience was super poor and there was no sense of participation.
7. The first time I played the script, there was a sentimental line, which was very short, because the characters briefly felt the precious feeling of being loved.
8. Why is it that every time I play a script, although the process is very long, I feel very cool in retrospect.
9. It takes courage and wisdom to play script killing.
10. My roommate and I wanted to play script killing for a long time, but because we couldn't find a "normal person" to play with, we gave up watching a script killing 1 second.
1 1. The script there is really exciting to kill people.
12. It's fun to pair up in groups, double your youth and never end, and the play will never end.
13. I thought primary school students played king at most, but as a result, they called me Native, and I started playing scripts and killed myself long ago.
14. Script killing activity time: three hours.
15. Play the script for the first time. I am glad that life is long and there are so many things worth trying.
16. You need to play a script to kill people quickly! ! !
17. The script was so fun that the league building was successfully completed.
18. Before the script: I'm so nervous. What should I do? I don't seem to be able to lie. After the game: Mom, I want to take the Nortel test.
19. Don't pander, or he will think you are the murderer.
20. I was an excellent accomplice when I played the script for the first time, and I was a little lost after the play.
Playing the script for the first time to kill a circle of friends (2)1. I recorded the first time I played a script to kill people. I went in to doubt my courage, and I came out to doubt my IQ. I drank a glass of milk to suppress my alarm.
22. A feeling: Playing the script is too exhausting and exhausting.
23. Let's play the script together this fall ~ ~
24. Go all out to work, be comfortable and romantic after work, and kill the script.
25. Playing script killing is really free and comfortable.
26. Try your best to do your role in the script killing until it is perfect!
27. I played with my emotional book and cried my eyes out. When I got home, I couldn't calm down and had nightmares that night.
28. congratulations In fact, this brother has accomplished a great event in his life. The first time he played a script to kill someone, he got rid of the murderer without any game experience and kept his identity hidden.
29. Look at the players and the script to kill the routine.
30. Playing the script for the first time proves that Leo's self-esteem can really overcome everything.
3 1. A good friend opened a script to kill a shop, and after playing it twice, he stopped going. It's not that it's not fun, but that you can't sit still for too long.
32. Set out, that is, play the script to kill!
33. Heart together is script killing. May we catch the murderer together!
34. If you want to play all the scripts, don't waste your life.
35. The first time I played a script, it was still a horror theme. It's really super scary
36. Who is your best friend? That is, if you share something with her, you send it to you instead of reading it. If you play the script, I will vote for you anyway.
37. It is said that there is a little devil in everyone's heart who just wants to play with the script and kill him.
38. Weekend scripts kill all tastes.
39. I'm too busy. I hope you can give me some time to play scripts, games and plays.
40. End the day of moving bricks in the West Lake. The first time I played a script, I killed H of super nervous npy, and I ate every weekend.
I received a surprise from the courier and sent it to a circle of friends to collect 40 articles.
Send a surprise message to the circle of friends (number one) 1. Although I was desperate when I paid the final payment, I was very excited when I received the courier.
2. This year's shopping festival logistics is so powerful that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.
3. Some people forgot to make up the bill, and some people want to return it, but I have received the express delivery for the first shopping festival, and I was still confused when I received the call.
I haven't delivered two, why haven't several arrived yet?
5. Spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money is cool for a while, and spending money is always cool.
6. I am happy to spend money, I am happy to shop, and I am happier to receive express delivery.
7. Wait for express delivery ... dispatch ... take it. ...
8. Who would have thought that the last payment was made at 0: 30 last night 12, and I woke up in the morning and received the courier!
9. On the first day of the shopping festival, there were too many couriers, so I borrowed the company's cart. Otherwise I don't know how many times I have to run. I am exhausted. It's the first time I feel that express delivery is too much and complicated, and there are still three days left.
10. Half of it has been received, and half is still waiting.
1 1. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!
12. I suddenly found that my father likes receiving express delivery more than me. Every time he receives a courier, he calls me or tells me how much he has received by video.
13. The poorer you are, the more you want to spend money. The recent happiness needs to be supported by buying things and receiving express delivery!
14. This year's shopping festival is over, followed by a pleasant delivery time.
15. I finally paid, and then I waited for the express delivery, unpacked and returned.
16. After the shopping festival, wait for the express delivery and start an endless life of eating soil.
17. The feeling of receiving the courier is beyond words, and I feel very fulfilled, but I find that one person can't move so much.
18. Silently pray that my parents are not at home when I receive the express delivery at the shopping festival, otherwise I doubt that I will be scolded to death alive.
19. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.
20. I came to work overtime with a depressed mood on the weekend, but I received a surprise from my friends!
Send the surprise sentence received by courier to the circle of friends (below) 2 1. Looking forward to the life in the next week, receiving express delivery, receiving express delivery, receiving express delivery.
22. It's cool to receive express delivery for a while, and disgusting to eat dirt for a while. It is really hard to be a man, and it is even harder to be a woman.
23. It's a Buddhist shopping festival for express delivery.
24. I didn't expect to experience the feeling of receiving express delivery today. It was really fast.
25. When you place an order, you will wonder if I really bought this when you receive the courier! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.
26. While I was still lying in bed, the tickets for the concert arrived.
27. If you encounter unfinished problems on the way, be sure to ask me in time. Don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.
28. Today, the unhappiness of paying the final payment is over, and there will be a happy day to receive the express delivery.
29. The express delivery of this year's shopping festival was a bit unexpected, and three were received early in the morning.
30. Can I go back to see the results of my shopping festival as soon as possible? Enjoy the joy of receiving and unpacking express delivery?
3 1. I am looking forward to receiving express delivery every day recently. It feels beautiful, but my wallet is going to cry.
32. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even though I felt heartbroken when I was the last payer, I was in a good mood the moment I opened the courier.
33. Come to me if you don't receive the courier in a few days. I'll send you a single number when I get home.
34. I haven't received Jingdong Express for several years. The last time I received it was a blue nunchaku from a boy I liked.
35. The fun of online shopping lies in constantly receiving and unpacking express delivery. You can't imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you like very much
36. How can there be fewer activities of emptying wallets once a year? I was very happy when I received the courier, and then I held my empty wallet and hugged my strong self with distress.
37. Ordinary life, occasional surprises, the best gift is never anything, but unexpected warmth. Thank you for your meeting and love.
38. This year's express delivery is super fast. I have received several couriers and enjoyed the process of receiving and unpacking them.
Express delivery is received at 39. 1 hour, which will be the fastest time for me to place an order and receive goods for so many years.
40. The fastest thing at this stage of life is to send money and receive express delivery.
Girls bask in themselves and buy a lot of things on 6 18.
The girl basked herself in 6 18 and bought a lot of things by express delivery. 1. This year's shopping festival has received the first express.
It's time to tighten your belt and start bibimbap, but I was happy when I received the courier.
Half of the dozen couriers have been received, and the other half should arrive today or tomorrow.
I opened the package in front of others with a smile yesterday.
Starting from today, receiving express delivery is my motivation.
6. The happiness of fishermen is to receive express delivery. Can't wait to see the good stuff I grabbed.
7. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even though I felt heartbroken when I was the last payer, I was in a good mood the moment I opened the courier.
8. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!
9. I received a shopping festival express. By the way, I got up and took a breath of northwest wind.
10. At noon, I got a call from the courier. I'm just saying, hello, it's brother Jie. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …
1 1. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad.
12. I paid the balance at 0: 30 and arrived ahead of schedule. You can receive the first express of the shopping festival today.
13. Every other day is the day when express delivery is booming.
14. I received a courier today, which was sent by my brother. Nice color number. I like it.
15. It's cool to receive the express one minute, and it's always cool to receive it the next.
16. when you place an order, you will wonder if I really bought this when you receive the courier! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.
17. Wait for express delivery ... dispatch ... take it. ...
18. I received the courier early in the morning. So fast ~ Little Superman is so cute ~
19. Isn't the shopping festival a few days away? Everyone received the express delivery. What happened?
20. The courier downstairs has set up a stall to prepare for delivery, and the horn for receiving the courier has sounded.
Girls basked in their own 6 18 and bought a lot of things. Thank you for advancing the date of the shopping festival. Really receiving a courier is the same as receiving a birthday present, a lot of gifts (courier) and a lot of happiness (rich woman hugs me).
22. The first courier received at this year's shopping festival, the last payment arrived in the early morning, soon ~
23. I received some food from the courier today, three different couriers, all delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape, which are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...
24. The courier received a big box of food. Then I took three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~
25. Goodbye, world. I have been tortured by the shopping festival without a dime. I returned to liberation overnight, and in a few days, I was crazy about receiving express delivery.
26. There are always unexpected warmth and unexpected surprises in life.
27. The shopping festival successfully picked up many things. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.
28. the courier has worked hard ~ every time I receive the courier, I will say thank you to the courier brother. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier
29. The fastest shopping festival in history was awakened by the courier brother in the early morning! Get up and collect the express. Hahaha, this shopping festival is not over yet. The courier has arrived, ok!
30. The best gift is never something, but the expected warmth and unexpected surprise.
3 1. One of women's greatest happiness is buying in buy buy. The happiest thing is to receive the express delivery. The more you receive, the more you buy, and the more you receive. Do you have the same model?
32. Spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money for a while is cool, and spending money has always been cool.
33. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many express delivery, you will be happy when you open it.
34. I was dreaming when I was awakened by the phone. I was going to blow it up, but it turned out to be a call from the courier. Forgive him happily. Now only the joy of receiving express delivery can soothe my tired heart.
Although I feel distressed when I pay, I firmly believe that I will be very happy when I receive the express delivery.
36. I received a courier call as soon as I came back. I want to know where I can get express delivery. Seeing the address, I smiled again. I took part in the questionnaire and got the bath essential oil they gave me ... Hahahaha, I don't even know when I took part. It seems that I really love shopping … continue to surprise me in the future, I am still suffering …
37. I am the kind of person who is happy even if I open someone else's express.
38. The fun of online shopping lies in constantly receiving and unpacking express delivery. You can't imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you like very much
As a courier, my greatest happiness after the shopping festival is to receive a double-digit courier.
40. When I was sick, I suddenly received the news of express delivery. I was very moved to see my brother who was studying in college outside buying me dessert.
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