Classic and interesting short message joke stories

Classic and interesting short message joke stories

Lead: Jokes contain the wisdom of life. They not only make us laugh, but also make us think a lot. Today I bring you a classic and interesting short message joke story. Welcome to read!

Classic and interesting short message joke story (1)

1. One day, at a meeting in the Dragon Palace, Prime Minister Tortoise took something out of his pocket, looked at it and put it back. The dragon king asked him what he was looking at. There was silence. The soldier and the crab whispered, "The old bastard got the news again!" "

The engine of a passenger plane caught fire and was about to crash. A male passenger grabbed a parachute and prepared to jump out of the plane. A gentleman said, hello! There are women on the plane! Male passenger: There is no time now!

3. Someone went to the laboratory, and the nurse pointed to the card in front and said: Non-undergraduate personnel are not allowed to enter. The visitor was furious and scolded, "I'll take a urine test and get a fucking bachelor's degree."

I admit I can't catch up with you, there are so many people chasing you! Well, I'm definitely hopeless. Some things can't be forced. Forget it, give the opportunity to others. Whoever catches up with you will kill the people anyway. You still run, dead mouse.

5. Are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

6. Have you eaten? Please receive the short message. The elephant put shit in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. Looking up at the misty mountain peak, it couldn't help singing: Alasao, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

Classic and interesting short message joke stories (2)

1 Confucius said: hit with bricks, hit by face, and should not be chaotic; Since, how can a person be lonely? With friends, it's hard to be happy, hard to be happy, hard to die, hard to die!

You have plum blossom-like nobility, glacier-like temperament, distinctive connotation and unparalleled coldness, so I decided to call you:? Yokai underwear? !

Giraffe and monkey got married. A year later, the giraffe filed for divorce and said, damn it, I'm fed up with this grovelling. ? The monkey said, if you leave, you have to climb a tree for a fucking kiss! ?

You have changed, become so strange, and you are no longer the familiar one in your memory! It breaks my heart to look at your strange face! How can I change from a cute tadpole to a toad?

The newspaper said that smoking is bad for the lungs, so I gave up smoking; The newspaper said that drinking is bad for the liver, so I gave up drinking; The newspaper says that making friends with you is bad for your heart, so? I blew up the newspaper!

Classic and interesting short message joke stories (3)

1. A meteor streaked across the night sky, and I immediately made a wish, hoping that you would become more beautiful. Who knows, a meteor just made a wish? Come back quietly with a whoosh and say to me, big sister! It really embarrassed me, didn't it?

An accidental boy donated blood for his girlfriend. After breaking up, the boy asked for his blood, and the girl threw the sanitary towel in the boy's face. Here! I will repay you in monthly installments! "

You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. I will stick my head out without hesitation when you jump from a tall building. Wow! Not dead! ?

If someone bullies you, tell me! I beat his face into a color screen, his head into vibration, his ears into chords, his nose into a straight plate, and his front teeth into somersaults. Anyway, I beat him to second hand!

I have a request: invite me to dinner, I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate. Invite me to have a good meal, or write: marriage, male or female, unlimited conditions.

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