Funny New Year message, funnier New Year message.

A plain greeting, very light; A blessing is as ordinary as paper and very real; Pick a star, pick a cloud and send it to you in a safe and happy envelope. Happy New Year to you and your family!

Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be famous? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Stop dreaming and go to bed!

Send four dishes and one soup on New Year's Eve: happy braising in soy sauce, steaming friendship, speculating wealth, cooking healthy, happy soup every day, a bottle of Lanling aged good luck wine, and a bowl of worry-free rice forever. Happy new year.

May you be happy today; You are happy tonight; You are very sweet now; You are successful this year; You are healthy in this life; You are happy in this life; Now you are smiling; Happy spring festival!

With a blessed heart, on this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Happy new year!

The year is approaching, and thieves will celebrate the New Year. In view of the possibility of robbery on this train, please don't turn on your IQ after boarding, especially please protect your password. Special reminder: IQ cards are used to rob color.

Happy spring festival! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, rackets, and gold everywhere!

Happy third day of the first month; Deep in the west and due south; Zhengnan god of wealth; Due east is your god. I wish you all the happiness in the poker game, blossom on the bar and count the money until you get cramped!

There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle greeting in the endless joy: Happy Spring Festival!

Work is a boat, achievement is a sail; Festivals are like a shore, and home is like a port; Wash away the dust and smile; Send blessings by SMS; Waking up is laughing, falling asleep is sweet; Happiness is always what people want! Happy spring festival!

New Year wishes, red dates wish you early success, bananas wish you good luck, sugar cane wish you sweet till the end of the year, oranges wish you a dream come true, apples wish you peace and success, and taro wishes you more than every year! Willing to give strength!

On the first day of the first month, I can't finish sending messages. On the first day of the lunar calendar, I miss you in my heart, health first, peace first, happiness first, happiness first, and all the firsts are for you. May your wonderful life never change! A plain greeting, very light; A blessing is as ordinary as paper and very real; Pick a star, pick a cloud and send it to you in a safe and happy envelope. Happy New Year to you and your family!

Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be famous? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Stop dreaming and go to bed!

Send four dishes and one soup on New Year's Eve: happy braising in soy sauce, steaming friendship, speculating wealth, cooking healthy, happy soup every day, a bottle of Lanling aged good luck wine, and a bowl of worry-free rice forever. Happy new year.

May you be happy today; You are happy tonight; You are very sweet now; You are successful this year; You are healthy in this life; You are happy in this life; Now you are smiling; Happy spring festival!

With a blessed heart, on this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Happy new year!

The year is approaching, and thieves will celebrate the New Year. In view of the possibility of robbery on this train, please don't turn on your IQ after boarding, especially please protect your password. Special reminder: IQ cards are used to rob color.

Happy spring festival! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, rackets, and gold everywhere!

Happy third day of the first month; Deep in the west and due south; Zhengnan god of wealth; Due east is your god. I wish you all the happiness in the poker game, blossom on the bar and count the money until you get cramped!

There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle greeting in the endless joy: Happy Spring Festival!

Work is a boat, achievement is a sail; Festivals are like a shore, and home is like a port; Wash away the dust and smile; Send blessings by SMS; Waking up is laughing, falling asleep is sweet; Happiness is always what people want! Happy spring festival!

New Year wishes, red dates wish you early success, bananas wish you good luck, sugar cane wish you sweet till the end of the year, oranges wish you a dream come true, apples wish you peace and success, and taro wishes you more than every year! Willing to give strength!

On the first day of the first month, I can't finish sending messages. On the first day of the lunar calendar, I miss you in my heart, health first, peace first, happiness first, happiness first, and all the firsts are for you. May your wonderful life never change!