Humorous joke message (not yellow, but short and funny! ! ! )

1, the husband said that his heart hurts, and the wife said: change the wolf's heart. "

The husband also said that the lungs were uncomfortable, and the wife scolded: "Just change the dog's lungs."

2. The husband said a very reasonable sentence and proudly said, "My mother said I was a child prodigy since I was a child."

The wife smiled and said, "That's true. I was a neurotic child since I was a child. "