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A brief introduction to the story of a strong man's expedition
According to this legend, the play revolves around a general who devoted himself to serving the country but was removed from the battlefield by the rise and fall, a scholar who was full of knowledge but was deposed by the imperial examination, a widow who set up a chastity archway, and a royal princess who was full of anti-traditional ideas when she was studying in the West. From the background to the personality, it tells the story that they mistakenly entered the earliest sports team in China, and Yang Tianqiao, who sells fake foreign antiques, is one of these strong men.
They broke through the obstacles of the Qing government, and finally went to the World Games with great ambition, only to find that the conference had closed. This drama not only has the collision between modern sportsmanship and China traditional culture, but also shows a group of young people's enthusiasm for serving the country and their pursuit of a better life and love in the late Qing Dynasty.
At the end of the Qing Dynasty, the Chinese and French navies fought a naval battle near Mawei, Fujian. ...
Yu Deshui (Sun Xing) led the army to battle. At the critical moment, the sailors reported that the guns could not be fired: it turned out that most of the gunpowder on board was fake and shoddy! Enemy guns rained down, and the Qing ships were unable to fight back, and they were shot and sank one after another, killing and injuring many officers and men. Yu Deshui's first mate, Shen Shouchang, also died heroically.
Yu Deshui was furious and jumped into the sea with a dagger in his mouth. He swims in the water like a fish.
Yu Deshui dived under the enemy's flagship and climbed the rope. When foreigners won, they failed to guard against it. Yu Deshui shot the commander-in-chief of the French army!
The French army was leaderless and in chaos. Yu Deshui jumped on the mast of the enemy ship, and the enemy fired indiscriminately. Yu Deshui climbed to the top of the mast, took off the flag of the French army and jumped into the water. ...
In this campaign, Fujian Navy 1 1 ships were all sunk. Yu Deshui, who became angry and famous, looked at the sea in Wang Yang and toasted his dead brother, then embarked on a long journey to Beijing. He wants to sue Xu Huchen, the military affairs minister in charge of military equipment, and get justice for his dead brother!
He rushed to the post office and asked for a carriage. At this moment, a scholar Gao Dengbang (Yu Entai) suddenly came over and asked Yu Deshui to give him a ride. It turned out that Gao Dengbang was in a hurry to take the exam. Because his family was poor, he had to run to the post office, pestering Yu Deshui, carrot and stick, and Yu Deshui was in a hurry to go to Beijing, not wanting to bring more people. With a kind smile, Gao Dengbang simply lay under the wheel and said that he would win the prize in this subject. If he can't catch up, he might as well die under the wheel. Yu Deshui had to pull Gao Dengbang into the carriage.
Occasionally talking about naval battles on the road, I learned that Yu Deshui was a defeated general of the water army, so I was so angry that I couldn't ban books, reprimanding Yu Deshui for not reading Sun Tzu's Art of War, while Yu Deshui scolded Qing for being destroyed by pedants, and they quarreled endlessly.
An unexpected news interrupted their quarrel. It came from Beijing that the imperial court had implemented a series of political reforms, and the first thing to do was to abolish the imperial examination.
His life's study was in vain, and Gao Dengbang collapsed.
Yu Deshui is soft-hearted and noisy. He still likes this bookworm who is full of blood and wants to serve his country. He took out all the money and let Gao Dengbang go home. They said goodbye. ...
At this time, an imperial envoy suddenly stopped the carriage and caught Yu Deshui! It turns out that the prefect of the water army pushed the responsibility of defeat to Yu Deshui!
Yu Deshui was thrown into the prison car, and Gao Dengbang was scared to escape, but was captured by an imperial envoy in the name of Yu Deshui's companion. Gao Dengbang tried to plead guilty, and Yu Deshui also clarified, but the insult was insulting. The two were still sitting in the same prison car, and Gao Dengbang lamented his hard life ...
When I arrived in Beijing, things suddenly changed!
It turned out that the Queen Mother's birthday was coming, and the ministers didn't want a defeat to come at this time, so they decided to render the Mawei naval battle into a victory. The Shuaiqi captured by Yu Deshui became the evidence of victory, and he himself became a great hero from a prisoner!
The eunuch pockmarked Liu personally found Yu Deshui and told him the good news!
Gao Dengbang was overjoyed. He saw a glimmer of light in his political life. He strongly claimed that he was Yu Deshui's accomplice and flatterer, and wanted to enter the palace with him many times. The imperial envoys also testified for this. Gao Dengbang probably met Cixi when every dark cloud had a glimmer of hope and was rewarded.
I didn't expect Yu Deshui to refuse to present the French flag. He doesn't want to do anything false.
Gao Dengbang sighed when he saw that the great opportunity for Miansheng was going to be ruined again. Pockmarked Liu tried every means to persuade him, but Yu Deshui refused to cheat.
Pockmarked Liu had to find it and put forward a condition. If you can steal Yu Deshui's handsome flag, sponsor him to enter imperial academy! Gao Dengbang was very moved, but he still has a scholar's conscience. He told pockmarked Liu that there were two main reasons why Yu Deshui didn't pay the handsome flag. First, Xu Huchen, Minister of Military Affairs, provided fake armaments, which led to the failure of the war. Yu Deshui never let him go. Second, Yu Deshui's first mate Shen Shouchang died. He has a widow named Yang Paifeng (Nana) who wants to ask the court to issue a chastity memorial archway as a reward.
Pockmarked Liu really guarantees that these two things are on him, and Yu Deshui will be commended! Of course, he also did not forget to remind Gao Dengbang that as a literati, loyalty comes first, and the birthday of the Queen Mother is related to the Great Qing Dynasty. It must be lively and elegant. In this way, from public to private, Gao Dengbang found a theoretical basis, he stole the French flag!
Yu Deshui and turned against each other, scold him to curry favor with pockmarked Liu, scold him regardless of the overall situation, and they quarreled. The imperial edict arrived, Xu Huchen was demoted, his chastity memorial archway was also approved, and Yu Deshui was awarded the glorious title of head coach of the body-guard!
Yu Deshui worried about his comrades-in-arms and went straight to the overpass with an imperial edict.
This day happens to be the wedding day, Yang Paifeng, she's getting married!
Paifeng's father is the famous Tianqiao Yang (), who specializes in selling all kinds of fake foreign goods and deceiving those dignitaries who worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries. Over time, Beijingers know everything about "foreign countries", so it is right to ask Yang Tianqiao. Tianqiao Yang lives by "foreign things", but in fact he hates foreign things. His favorite is the quintessence of Chinese culture, especially Mei Qiusheng (Yujian Lou), the most famous Peking Opera Tianqiao.
Mei Qiusheng is a man and a woman, and dignitaries pester him, and Fujin Gege pesters him. Mei Qiusheng was tired and wanted to find a wife as a shield, so Yang Tianqiao went to the door to propose marriage, and he quickly agreed.
Although Paifeng is young, she is already the "underworld godmother" around Tianqiao. Her men adopted seven Fu Xiao, all of them street children with unique skills. Everyone has been rescued in time by the exhaust in despair, so she is the only one who follows her!
On this day, the bride's sedan chair arrived at Yangzhai, and Zheng Yang said goodbye to her daughter with tears in her eyes, crying into a ball. Unexpectedly, Yu Deshui burst in and cried without speaking.
Yang Tianqiao is puzzled. Ask carefully, just know Yu Deshui misunderstood. It turns out that Shen Shouchang is a neighbor of the Yang family and has always had a crush on Paifeng. His so-called "wife" is only the object of his unrequited love
Yu Deshui discovered that he had made a big own goal, but it was too late to regret it. The imperial edict of the queen mother came down, and the chastity archway was built immediately.
The sedan chair was carried to the door, but the bride could not receive it. No one dares to marry a woman with a chastity memorial arch!
Yang Paifeng is going to be a widow all her life!
Yu Deshui felt guilty, but there was nothing he could do.
Since he did Liu a big favor, he thought he could enter imperial academy. But tell Liu that imperial academy has also been revoked. Now the most fashionable school in Beijing is called Shi Jing University Hall! Entering this school is quite successful for Jinshi. If you graduate first, you will be the champion!
It is said that Emperor Guangxu will choose officials from this school in the future.
Pockmarked Liu made up a story and sent her away. I didn't expect to be on the list without a doubt. I asked pockmarked Liu to help him. Pockmarked Liu wrote a note and sent him to imperial academy soon!
Yu Deshui was anxious to see the Empress Dowager and wanted her to take back the chastity archway, but she couldn't see the face of the Empress Dowager, so an urgent task came down. There will be a sports meeting on the birthday of the Empress Dowager. The Qing warriors will fight against foreigners, and Yu Deshui will be responsible for training imperial warriors. This is a hard task. Yu Deshui selected a group of athletes from Kingsguard, but these people are all dude, and they don't know what the exercise is about. Yu Deshui flew into a rage!
Yu Deshui dragged the Yulin athletes to run laps along the Beijing River, leaving them out of breath.
At this moment, suddenly a group of female athletes came running. They are all wearing western vests, shorts and sneakers. Their mouths are watering. More importantly, this team finally followed Gao Dengbang.
Originally, Gao Dengbang entered the school, eyes wide open. He fell in love with Liugege (Liu Xuan) in his class and followed her to exercise every day.
Yu Deshui ordered that as long as he could outrun this class of girls, he sounded the golden bell and quit, but this class of Kingsguard athletes tried their best to suck milk, but they just couldn't catch up.
Yu Deshui suddenly saw Yang Paifeng in the women's sports team. Unexpectedly, she is also a student of Shi Jing University. Yu Deshui caught up with Paifeng and wanted to say a few words of apology to her. Paifeng doesn't want to talk to him at all. Yu Deshui is not good at talking, and the more he explains, the more chaotic he becomes.
Liu Gege, the liveliest girl in the women's group, regarded Yu Deshui as a pervert and stepped forward to drive him away! Yu De took Gao Dengbang to find out, and then he understood all the ins and outs of Liugege.
Although Liu Gege is young, she has a wide network of contacts. She turned out to be the distant sister of Empress Dowager Cixi (Xie Fang), and she was also the aunt of Guangxu in terms of seniority. No one dares to mess with such people in Beijing.
Yu Deshui returned to the Kingsguard Sports Team and was respected by everyone. He's confused. It turns out that the children of the Eight Banners worship romantic figures. They never dared to mess with girls from Imperial University. I didn't expect Yu Deshui to dare to chase girls, so they had to write a service word!
Yu Deshui in distress situation, also too lazy to explain, anyway, this class of dude can listen to his command is lucky in misfortune! Yu Deshui began to practice.
I didn't expect Empress Dowager Cixi to watch the Huayang Games in advance on a whim.
Yu Deshui was in a hurry, because the Kingsguard athletes in this class couldn't play at all. He is anxious to explain the situation to Liu. Unexpectedly, Liu told him that the foreign athletes had already arranged that they would deliberately lose to the Kingsguard athletes.
Yu Deshui got a fright. Once again, he met a senior who was cheating the queen mother, but he couldn't see the queen mother and was unable to stop the incident.
There is only one person who can meet the Queen Mother, and that is Mei Qiusheng, a Beijing opera blues. He is often called into the palace to sing for Empress Dowager Cixi.
Yu Deshui came to Tianqiao again to look for Mei Qiusheng, but he came at a bad time. Ground was broken for the chastity archway in Yang Paifeng. When Paifeng saw Yu Deshui, he thought he was here to supervise the work, and naturally he was furious.
In order to avenge his godmother, Qi tried his best to punish generals like Yu Deshui and Yu Deshui, who were no match for hooligans.
Yu Deshui doesn't hate these people. Full of guilt, he ran to the construction site of chastity memorial archway, trying to stop the construction, and the result was built by the Ministry of Industry. Who listens to him? Yu Deshui was in a hurry, so he knocked down the pillar. The officials and supervisors of the Ministry of Industry told the officers and men to catch this madman!
Yu Deshui tore down bricks and unloaded stones, while resisting officers and soldiers, regardless of his own injuries. His desperate spirit moved Paifeng!
Fortunately, at this time, Liugege and Gao Dengbang arrived together.
Liu Gege likes the style of overpass, so she wandered around here and worshipped Master Eighty-one Difficult. Because Gao Dengbang has a crush on Liu Gege, he follows her ass, and his clothes become very foreign.
Liu Gege recognized Yu Deshui and stopped people from Xiaohong to help Yu Deshui clear the way.
Knowing the truth, Liu Gege appreciated Yu Deshui very much and promised to intercede with the Queen Mother for him and abolish the chastity archway. Yu Deshui told her that Liu Gege didn't take the sports meeting seriously because it was the same in the past.
Yu Deshui got a fright.
At this moment, Tianqiao Yang discovered that Yu Deshui knew Liugege and was an excellent patron. He immediately became friends with him and took him home.
Yu Deshui is a very strict person, so he left with Yang Tianqiao without considering Liugege!
Liu Gege has fallen in love with Yu Deshui. Seeing him snubbing her, she couldn't help being jealous and ordered Xiaohong to start work at once. She wants to build a chastity memorial archway as soon as possible, so that Yang Paifeng can't get married!
Yu Deshui worried about Huayang Sports Meeting and asked Yang Tianqiao for advice. Yang Tianqiao suddenly remembered that two foreigners were shopping at Tianqiao in the morning. They talked in English and talked about the game.
It turns out that Xu Huchen and Pockmarked Liu have been fighting for power and profit in North Korea. Since the Mawei naval battle, Xu Huchen was beaten by Pockmarked Liu once, and he deliberately wanted revenge. This time, Pockmarked Liu held a grand meeting for the Queen Mother's birthday. Xu Huchen has been spying, and Pockmarked Liu bribed foreigners to release water. Xu Huchen paid a higher price for foreigners to reassign sports masters and asked them to severely repair the Kingsguard Sports Team in front of Cixi. As a result, Cixi is bound to be angry and pursue it.
Yu Deshui was shocked when he learned about it. He doesn't care about the power struggle of ministers, but it is absolutely intolerable for foreigners to show off in front of the queen mother and the emperor!
But the championship will be held at dawn, and the Kingsguard sports team is useless. Look at the face of the Great Qing Dynasty and you are doomed!
Yu Deshui hurried back to the palace to report the matter to the Queen Mother. Unexpectedly, Xu Huchen had already ordered the assassination of Yu Deshui to ensure the victory of foreigners in the tournament!
Yu Deshui can't enter the city. It's almost dawn, and the Queen Mother's birthday is about to begin.
Yang Tianqiao, who was desperate, learned the rules of the tournament and gave him an idea to find a master in Tianqiao. The first master of Tianqiao is Mei Qiusheng! He comes from a small family and has a solid kung fu. He can do anything with eighteen weapons. His daughter Yang Paifeng is a master of concealed weapons. An embroidery needle can shoot flies dozens of feet away.
Yu Deshui was so excited that Mei Qiusheng and Yang Paifeng also put the overall situation first and stood together!
Yu Deshui can't go in and out of the Forbidden City publicly, but Mei Qiusheng has a token issued by Empress Dowager Cixi. He hid Yu Deshui and Yang Paifeng in the theater box and took them into the palace.
At this time, the contest between China and foreign countries has begun, and the foreigners won the first and second games, and Cixi's face was gone. Pockmarked Liu Fa was frightened at the moment when things got out of control. Only Xu Huchen was secretly pleased. This time, he will win!
The third foreigner went on stage to meet the Kingsguard athletes. At the sight of his posture, he was already dizzy. At this time, Mei Qiusheng jumped onto the stage and accepted the challenge of foreigners.
This game is better than high jump. Because it is the birthday of the empress dowager, whoever can touch the lantern on the flagpole will win. Foreigners are masters of pole climbing, and Mei Qiusheng's kung fu is even better. He hovered straight up like a dragon, carrying not only lanterns, but also foreigners' lanterns.
The fourth game is shooting to see who can shoot pigeons in the air best! The foreigners sent a shooting champion, and the buddies of the body guard couldn't even hold the gun. The costume box was lifted, Yang Paifeng jumped out and the dove flew. The foreigner was about to shoot when the exhaust shot an embroidery needle, blocking the muzzle, and the foreigner could not shoot. Exhaust shot an embroidery needle, and all the pigeons were hit. Now the score is two to two.
The fifth game is free fighting, regardless of Chinese and western boxing, the opponent will win if he gets down. The foreigner is the heavyweight champion of boxing in the world. He is tall and stunning.
Yu Deshui rushed out of the drama box to challenge the champion. The two men fought fiercely. Yu Deshui and China are very skilled. Xu Huchen secretly made his confidant shoot hidden weapons, and Yu Deshui was injured. The situation suddenly reversed and the champions won one after another.
The mood of the audience was in their throats.
Yu Deshui used his quick wits to crush the ring with his feet. He and the champion fell into Kunming Lake, and they fought in the water. Yu De was superb in the water, and the champion was severely cleaned up in the water. The champion fell into a coma after drinking water and was dragged ashore by Yu Deshui.
This Chinese-foreign competition ended in China's victory!
Cixi exultation, in order to reward Yu Deshui, Xu Huchen bears a grudge, deliberately put forward to let Yu Deshui to the capital university hall as the principal, euphemistically called to train the next generation of Qing, pockmarked Liu school also think that Yu Deshui is not easy to control, have echoed, Liu Gege would prefer Yu Deshui to be with him, she firmly agreed.
Yu Deshui thus inexplicably became the principal. Yang Paifeng, Liu Gege and Gao Dengbang all became his students.
Dashan, a Frenchman, came to Beijing with an invitation letter from Sir Coubertin inviting China to participate in the first World Games, and was deceived by Yang Tianqiao.
It turned out that the French ambassador opposed Sir Coubertin's hosting of the World Games and thought that China people, blacks and other ethnic groups should not compete with western powers. Therefore, Coubertin sent Dashan to invite the Qing government to participate through folk means.
Tian Qiaoyang thought that Dashan was a "foreign imperial envoy" with an imperial edict. He went incognito and informed Liu in secret. Liu and Xu Huchen launched a new round of "imperial envoys" dispute.
In the auditorium of Shi Jing University, Yu Deshui, a grass-roots principal with a band background, is in charge of sports. He is full of jokes. He was also baptized by new ideas for the first time. Liu Gege and Yang Paifeng are also fighting in the dark to see who can impress Yu Deshui. Gao Dengbang, who pursues Liugege, is troubled by her young marriage in Qin Xianglian, her hometown. Qi Fuxiao also sneaked into the university auditorium to secretly protect Yang Paifeng. A regular western sports team appeared in the auditorium of Shi Jing University to challenge Yu Deshui, and the auditorium of Shi Jing University was very lively. ...
According to the imperial edict of "foreign imperial envoys", Xu Huchen and pockmarked Liu Chengcheng set up a martial arts school and formed a sports team, and Yu Deshui was transferred as the head coach of the martial arts school. The University Hall, Tianqiao and Kingsguard all gathered in the martial arts school, where they practiced their unique skills day and night. Yu Deshui, who hates the French most, collided with the French mountain in training.
The soldiers and horses of the five cities pretended to be in the sky, found out the identity of Dashan, and revealed to the queen mother that the world situation had nothing to do with the governments of foreign powers, and suspected that the martial arts school had ties with foreign countries and had an affair with the revolutionary party. Asako Liu and Xu Huchen also identified Yu Deshui as a revolutionary party, in order to meet themselves. The queen mother was furious and sealed up the martial arts school. Yu Deshui, Yu Deshui and others were wanted and had to hide in the overpass. ...
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