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Location: A boy's dormitory picture: Four people in the dormitory, the third child: sleeping in a row during class, infatuated with Warcraft, tireless dota, texting arrears, smoking and rubbing hemp, two bottles of white wine not drunk, skipping classes in groups, long live college life! Second child: Good evening, dear audience friends! I am in a hurry. I am afraid that the famous flowers are taken, and I am afraid that I can't loosen the soil; If one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I am innocent ... boss: people are really tired when they are alive. They stood up and wanted to sleep. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is boring and they are very tired in class. Ahem! There is a charge for sending messages! Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal. (Sit down) Hey, the dormitory is still comfortable. Old Three: Big Brother, the greedy bug came out today. Should we improve our food? Second child: insane lunatics are not terrible. What's terrible is that a madman in his right mind has just eaten an egg fried cake and forgotten it. I don't know who it is, but I said politely to the waiter, waiter, scrambled eggs, not eggs! The waiter was shocked: no eggs, isn't it just ordinary fried cake? Number three: Yes. . Old. . . Boss, he bullied me. Boss: Come on, stop it. Are you bored? Second child: Hey, big brother, can you guarantee that fourth child will help us? ! Boss: If doctors can guarantee to cure patients, there will be no dead people in the world! Lao San: What should I do? Besides, Lao Si helped us so many times, only because we failed to live up to expectations. If-boss: Old three worries too much. I didn't grow up drinking boiled water. Look at me! My biggest dream is to become a snail when I was born and have a house of my own! But the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny. Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy! ! Dangdang Dangdang, the fourth person entering the door: shout, eldest brother, second child and third child, you are all here! Boss: Old Four is back. Old four: Well, I just went to the college building and found something. (Sit down and tidy things up) At this moment, Old Four is reading a book, and three people are discussing who will go up and tell Old Four: Ouch-Old Four is so serious that he deserves to be a good example in our dormitory-good character, good study, and not careless in doing things, right? Second child: Yes, yes, yes! That is definitely a flag of our dormitory! Old three: yes, that's absolutely a lie, boss: yes ... well, go ahead, what's the mess? Take this study as an example. Without the old four, it is absolutely impossible! Others have said: there are Bush Gates in the United States, and there are four children and two children in our dormitory: Alas, isn't it a bit too much! Boss: Go! Old four: Come on, bring me a top hat as soon as you come in. Why did you come back so early today? How many times have you held your first staff congress, executive meeting and enlarged meeting of the president? Boss: Just closed! Old four: What are the new instructions? Second child: I received a text message this morning, saying that the final exam is scheduled for April 6, with less than a week left. We're all going crazy, fourth. Look at all of us. . . . . . Old four: April 6 (meditation) Old two: fourth brother, fourth brother. . . . . . Old four: OK, you will be a brother in such a short time. Now you are stupid. Why did you go early? Who was it before? I'm tired of doing nothing. Boss: No.2, why are you so spineless and shameful? (Pull No.3 away) Don't go too far. No.4, we have something to discuss. Don't affect the harmony of the dormitory. (Fighting) Three people together. Fourth: you. . . What are you doing? Boss: Why are you humming? . . You'll soon know, old four: help, the hooligan hit someone! Second and third: Really, Big Brother? Boss: Step aside. . Let me do it, (one is in fourth brother's hand), fourth brother, I knew I was wrong before my brother was sensible. In order to express my sincerity, I decided to sing a song for you. Second child: Brother, don't. . . . . . Third: danger. . . . . . Boss: I am willing for you, I am willing for you, I am willing for you. . . . . . (Old two, old three spit) Old four: (Heart attack, stumbling to the boss's side) Boss, for the sake of four years of feelings in the dormitory, give me a break. People sing for money, but you sing like hell. Can't I promise? Boss: (rushing back to the third child, the second child), done, take it? Second child: I admire you, big brother. What you did was despicable. No, it's too powerful. Idol (vomiting). Third child: the same. . Same. . Same. . Second child: Agree (to third child) Third child: Reason. . . Long live Xie. (High-five) Boss: From now on, it's all up to Brother Four. Our brother is very grateful. We will never forget your kindness and admiration for you. . . . . . Old four: OK, OK, it's endless. Second child: You said that the school really didn't inform me early about the final exam, let alone prepare for it. You're not even ready. Third: Yes. . Yes . Yes, a little. . . Kind boss: What's the use of saying this? What about the final exam? I still have 4 subjects! ! The second child: I have five subjects and the third child: I have six subjects and three people: God, the earth, and that fairy sister will help us. In five days, we will definitely fail the exam. Boss: If I fail the exam, I can't graduate. Old three: You can't find a job without graduation. Second child: If I can't find a job, I will have no money. If I have no money, I will. . . . (sad face) fourth brother. . . The second child found that the fourth child was snickering at the second child: Brother, there is something wrong with the fourth child, and he is laughing at our boss: Fourth child, you can't gloat without this. Old child: Yes, yes. . . A little unkind. At this time, the old four laughed even crazier. Second child: Boss, is he crazy? Can we still count on him? Third: Yes. . . It's a bit difficult boss: His smile is so weird. Why do I think there is a conspiracy? Second and third: Yes. . . . There is a problem. Old four: I won't say anything else. Find it yourself today. Don't blame me for not reminding you. . . Three people together: which day, April 1, which day? April Fool's Day! ! ! ! ! ! Boss: Oh, dear! ! ! , I depend, smart life confused for a while! Second child: God, my life is ruined like this. (Kneeling and beating his chest) Number three: (Pulling up his penis) No. . . Come on, what wisdom do you have? Second child: (thinking, comforting) Did you lose? ! Old four: I'm sorry for your loss, guys. Being cheated is a good thing! At least you know it's urgent Now it's time to get ready. If it were true, wouldn't you die an ugly death? Boss: But even so, there is still no bottom! (Old two and old three agree) Old four: It's not too late. You should study hard. Nothing is impossible. This is the time to answer questions in all subjects. Take a good look at your subjects and don't forget them then! (Three people are delighted) Boss: (Take it), high frequency, low frequency, electromagnetic field, second child: signal, micro source, third child: digital electricity, microwave, embedded boss: (excited) second child, third child, I see hope. Second child: benefactor. . . . . Old three: benefactor. . . . . Boss: (thinking for a moment) relatives. . . . . (Three people cry bitterly) Old Four: Wait a minute, who will fetch water today? Three people together: old four! ! ! ! Old four: Oh! ! Oh, my God! ! A pack of baiwenhang! ! (Turning to leave) Boss: (Holding Old Four) Old Four, we know we are wrong. Who will remind us to clean up without you? Third: Yes, we have no money. Who will borrow money? Second child: No one will help me make up lessons if I fail. Old three: I forgot to eat. Who will help us eat? . . . Bring a box lunch, the second child: who will remind me of the date without you, the third child: who will wake us up in the morning without you, and the second child: who will comfort me in the middle of the night without you, everyone: huh? Second child: a broken heart boss: (singing) "The world can't move without you." I remember once having a stomachache in the middle of the night, and neither of you could wake up. Only the fourth child woke up. Give me water to take medicine. We all lost sleep that night. Second child: Come back quickly. "Bring my thoughts back and make my heart empty." Suddenly, I realized that the fourth child had done so much for us. (Music) Dear-Yu Quan Laosi: Remember when we first arrived? Boss: When we first arrived, we came to this dormitory with big bags and small bags on our backs. Old three: I was the first to gently push open the door of our dormitory. Second child: Yes. Thirdly, I remember the first sentence I asked was: Where is your hometown? The second sentence is where is the toilet? Old Four: When I came, everyone was not very familiar with each other, or our boss was very farty (feeling guilty and ashamed) in order not to break this embarrassing situation. Second child: I remember that the third child said kindly at that time. Third: That accent doesn't sound like a local! Boss: At that time, we talked about our hometown and the college entrance examination. We are idealistic, ambitious and full of blood. We want to participate in everything and are very enthusiastic. Old three: Yes, what I miss most are those days. Second child: Why does time pass so quickly? Boss: Today is graduation day. I wonder what our life will be like after graduation. Old four: You can't fight together like this after graduation. Second child: After graduation, we can't talk and laugh together like we do now. Old Three: After graduation, we can't chat and talk together as we do now. Boss: But after graduation, one thing cannot be changed, and that is our brotherhood! You will always be my good brothers! ! Nod in unison: hmm! ! ! ! (Music gradually stops) Old Four: My brother who sleeps in my upper bunk, silent you, you once asked me a question, and now no one asks music: Sing together: (My brother who sleeps in my upper bunk) (End)