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Never use a period when chatting.
I often use periods in my articles. It is a format, a specification, a crab vinegar, a string of wine, which is the ultimate destination for long sentences and little brothers. But in another scene, it is very strange to insist on using a period in SMS chat. Coupled with the cold tone, self-righteous opinions and stubbornness of not listening to advice, this period of time is undoubtedly the last iron pillar that overwhelmed the camel and exhausted the last hundred kilometers of a good horse, which made me endless bitterness and I had to hate him.
I can't say whether I hate this person or this period. But I have to say that it is much easier to hate a full stop than to hate someone.
Just like the hate between girls, it is often manifested in the materialized reasons such as ugly clothes, strange looks, out of shape, too love rat tickets, etc. These reasons lead to "I don't like her". But no one ever wants to admit it directly. There are actually not many reasons. They just hate others.
Now, no matter how shabby the student is, how inappropriate his speech is, and how much I hate him, let's have a brief discussion.
He asked the question like this: "So XX is held in XX."
He retorted to me like this: "I think xx is right."
This is what he promised me: "Yes."
oh
Fuck you.
In the article, the period is difficult to show its charm. We need to put it in the chat box to feel a little residual temperature. If you put it into a specific chat scene, I believe most people will even explode.
As an adult, I shouldn't react so violently to a small punctuation mark. If I spread this emotion to every scene in my life, I will die of inexplicable blood explosion when I see a small male advertisement. The only thing that can save me is poetry, but that's worse than dying of blood explosion. In other words, the root cause of my anger is probably not this period, but the meaning behind this period.
Punctuations must be meaningful. In most cases, a punctuation mark is better than a sentence. In the game, if you cross the tower, you will be killed. We often use one? As a sign of irony. But what if the whole sentence "was killed after crossing the tower?" , is particularly funny. On this issue, even fools know the advantages of punctuation.
Most of the time,
"I love you ..."-What is revealed is hesitation. Although you are very kind, I ...
"I love you." -is a kind of affirmation, even if you are ugly, it doesn't matter, I am blind.
I love you! -strong affirmation, even psychological suggestion, is either to give yourself courage or to scare yourself.
"I love you?" With suspicion, he may need you to prove why he loves you, or you may receive a reason why he doesn't love you in the next three seconds.
"I love you? ! "Well, don't hesitate. He must not love you.
"I love you! ! ! "Please be careful, this person's love is largely a kind of possessiveness. And wanting more emotions can easily push a possessive madman to the brink of crime.
In addition to normative meaning, with the development of thousands of years, punctuation marks have become more complicated and interesting in the alternation of animal mating and hibernation.
In daily chat, the most dangerous punctuation you should use with caution is undoubtedly the exclamation point. The exclamation point is a sword. Killing blood when drawn often kills 10,000 enemies and injures 8,000 enemies. We don't need it as a last resort.
Next to the exclamation point is the period. It's like a chronic poison, it doesn't work once or twice, but believe me, after two courses of treatment, it will show its power like an aphrodisiac. Menstruation is the most painful. You can't tell why you hate it. Its appearance is so abrupt, its moral is so desperate, but the other party takes it for granted, which makes it difficult for you to refute. So you have to itch all over, like being poisoned, and finally die of unexplained myocardial infarction.
If you really want to say why. The certainty of full stop is not suitable for daily chat. It's absolutely, it's just wind and rain, straight male cancer, and frigidity. Only children who have just come into contact with the internet or middle-aged people will do this. You shouldn't make such a low-level mistake after soaking pomegranate for several years.
The essence of chatting is mutual care and respect for emotions. If you want to be reasonable, you might as well write an article. If you want to tell a story, you don't have to describe every sentence in short sentences of no more than five words. Only at the end of a long sentence does a period have value. Once there is a period after a few words, it means indifference or irrefutable certainty that keeps people away.
Going deeper, period is actually the crown that the superior dares to wear. Because they need irrefutable majesty, they need to keep people away from the cold, they are not afraid to hurt your emotions, and they are the people who need your care and accommodation. As an ordinary small author, when communicating with readers, I only dare to do so forever ~
Or like this \ (o)/
In case you are just an ordinary person, in case you are not as glittering as you thought, what made you feel confident and made you use it for a while?
No one has ever deliberately shown indifference when asking for something from others.
No one has ever deliberately kept a distance when chatting in daily life.
No one is willing to refuse the enthusiasm of a girl with big breasts.
Unless you use a period.
You agree.
So the question is, do I hate that period or this person?
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