Are you a tiger? ! That's an artery.

When I arrived at a new unit, the director's surname was Yu, and everyone kindly called him and. Only I call him Yu Ju, and everyone tells me that Yu Ju is very nice and approachable. Just call him Yu Shu. Then the next day I continued to call Yu Ju, and a sister next to me smiled. You can call him Yu Shu … so I called dad directly afterwards …

A friend went to the hospital for surgery and got an anesthetic on his neck. The anesthetic is a new nurse (it is said to be related). When his friend closed his eyes there, he felt liquid gushing out and blood gushing out like a line. The nurse shouted: Why is this person's blood pressure so high? The friend replied: Are you a tiger? ! That's an artery!

Apologize if you apologize. Adding a word "good" after "sorry" can make her fire burn again.

Hanging out with my boyfriend in the park, he secretly kissed my colleague when no one was around, and went out on a date with his boyfriend yesterday. Do we all inquire about the sweetness of yesterday after work? Colleagues complain that they know what a stupid head is! It turned out that they drove to a river. The man stopped the car and mysteriously told his colleagues that he would take you to play some comfortable and economical games and drive to the seaside. Colleagues exclaimed, are you sure you want to be here? The man took out a car brush from the trunk and handed it to his colleague, saying that washing the car on a hot day was more comfortable and saved money.

I went to China Bank for business, and when I downloaded the app, the lobby manager connected WiFi for me, but the name of WiFi was the Bank of Communications next door. By the way, why does a bank as big as China surf the Internet? The lobby manager replied: WiFi is not allowed according to the regulations, so I chose this name for fear of being found out ... should I tell the Bank of Communications next door?

At school, I would steal a cigarette in the toilet. Every time, there is a classmate watching. One day, classmate A stood guard and saw the head teacher come to the toilet. Because he doesn't smoke, he swaggered out. The class teacher saw him and asked, Did you come to the toilet to smoke again? Classmate A: Absolutely not. Smell it. When he said this, he blew a sigh of relief at the head teacher. At this time, the class teacher said: Fuck, are you eating shit? . .

My husband has a dinner party in the evening, and I don't want to cook alone. Anyway, my home is near, so I'll go back for dinner! Just entering the door, my mother happily pulled me: "You came back just in time. Today, there are some guests at home. You go to cook, I talk to them ... "

I once bought a sugar cake with a layer of sugar on the surface when I was in high school. It was quite popular in our place at that time. I am eating it in the classroom. The female classmate sitting in front of me came over with a smile. In my blind gaze, she gently peeled off the layer on the surface of the candy cake and fed it to her mouth, leaving some things similar to bread for me to eat.

On Valentine's Day, my wife and I went to the supermarket. There is a flower shop next to the supermarket. My wife said she wanted roses, so we went to the flower shop to buy flowers and went into the flower shop. I said the beauty wanted a bunch of roses, and the clerk said it was for her girlfriend. I said yes, and the clerk said you were so kind to your girlfriend. I smiled and said nothing. The clerk saw my wife and told me that your sister came with you to buy flowers! ……

At the entrance of the laboratory in the hospital, an old man was very sad. The good-hearted man came forward to ask, and the old man replied: "The grandson was sick and brought a stool for testing. I wrapped several layers of newspaper and put it in my pocket. The result was stolen on the bus ... "

I had some problems with my roommate and quarreled several times. As a result, my husband and brother came to me and asked me why. What's there to argue about? Some people say that I am too tolerant. I didn't want to pay attention to him originally. This is a trivial matter. Hearing this sentence, I lost my temper. What does it mean to listen to others? Is what others say authoritative? Such a brainless person. . .

Philosophical sentences

Efforts are not to impress anyone, nor to show them to anyone, but to give yourself the ability to jump out of the circle you hate at any time and have the right to choose the way you like to live your life.

1, the first person to apologize is the bravest, the first person to forgive is the strongest, and the first person to let go is the happiest.

As for falling in love, if you work hard, you will be forced.

3, please remember that love is a long road, people who always say "I'm sorry" are scum, and people who always believe "I'm sorry" are stupid forks.

Meeting is a matter of two people, leaving is a decision of one person. Meeting is a beginning, leaving is to meet the next one. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

5, you feel lonely, I am afraid that no one will accompany you, but no one understands.

6. The sign of maturity is that when it is time to use your brain, you are no longer emotional.

7. Many people's lives are basically competing with others, such as others' expectations of themselves, such as taking others too seriously and taking themselves too lightly. In fact, what a person should consider most is how to get along with himself, such as how to take care of his loneliness, such as how to communicate with his heart in the dead of night. You can live in harmony with yourself, and you can live in peace with others.

8. If that person has appeared in the world, others will make up, and I don't want to make up.

9. You are only the past, not the only one. I will remember you and then love others, so that I can spend the rest of my life in peace.

10, don't always listen to sad songs, don't always think about the past, don't let the past hold you back, and don't let the future down.

1 1. Work hard, not to impress anyone, nor to show anyone, but to give yourself the ability to jump out of the circle you hate at any time and have the right to choose your favorite lifestyle and live your favorite life.

12, perhaps because of a study, a job and a love, we left our parents and went to another city. It's not easy to be alone outside, it's okay, just work hard!

13. In this city, I believe that someone must be thinking about the same thing with similar frequency and arrange to meet me at a lonely exit.

14, meeting you is a blessing, and missing it is also a blessing.

15. Try your best when you study, and only look at the results when you work. Whether you are experienced or just a novice in the workplace, people will not pay for any of your excuses.

16, not everyone can wait for you after you regret it. Not everyone can choose to forget after being hurt and let bygones be bygones. I'm not good, but there is only one. If I leave, I can't live any longer.

17, the hardest thing to say is to say hello for the first time and say goodbye at last.

18, life is so short, I don't want to have even one second of regret with you.

19, the farthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but a familiar person, gradually becoming strange. Some things, no matter how hard you try, can't go back. I am also afraid that time will tell the truth and all promises will become lies.

20. Others think that you are "cold" and that you have "social phobia". You just don't want to deal with them.

Idioms of tigers

1, mouse skill tiger name: Only the insect carving skills like mice dare to take the tiger name. Refers to those in power who oppress the people.

2, the lion wins the tiger: victory: super, super. Lions are more powerful than tigers. Metaphor means that women are very jealous.

3. release the tiger to the mountain: release the tiger to the mountain. Metaphor sent the bad guys back to their lair, leaving a curse.

4. Catch the tiger and catch jiaozi: jiaozi: Dragon. You can catch tigers in the mountains and dragons in the sea. Great metaphorical skills.

5. Paper tiger: a tiger pasted with paper. Metaphor seems scary, but it is vulnerable.

6, the lion will win the dragon: win: surpass, surpass. Lions are more powerful than tigers. In the past, this was a metaphor for a woman being too jealous.

7. wagging its tail for food: the tiger is locked in a cage and wags its tail for food. It means that people's status has been lowered and they are welcome.

8. Lead a tiger to defend itself: lead: lead. Attract tigers and protect yourself. Metaphor means trying to rely on the wicked, and the result is that you suffer.

9. One forest and two tigers: Two fierce tigers are in the same forest. Describe two powerful people or groups in the same place, arguing.

10. Move the tiger on the mountain: try to make the tiger leave the original hill. Metaphor uses tricks to make the other party leave the original place, so as to take the opportunity to act.

1 1. Ask the tiger for skin: ask the tiger for skin. Never discuss with the wicked and ask him to give up his own interests.

12, fighting with the tiger for skin: seeking: discussing. Discuss with the tiger to skin it. Never discuss with the wicked and ask him to give up his own interests.

13, add wings to the tiger: wings: wings. Add wings to the tiger. Metaphor helps the bad guys and increases their strength.

14, vertical tiger enters the room: vertical: release. Put the tiger indoors. Metaphor is putting bad guys or enemies in, causing disaster.

15, which is the tiger's crouching wing: v: children's "attachment"; Wings: wings. Add wings to the tiger. Metaphor helps the bad guys and increases their strength.

16, legacy of raising tigers: legacy: stay; Suffer: disaster. If you keep a tiger, it will become a future trouble if you don't get rid of it. Metaphor connives at bad people and leaves behind future troubles.

17, give a tiger a kiss: it means to put yourself in the tiger's mouth. Metaphor is extremely dangerous.

18. Hawkeye gait: seeing things like eagles and walking like tigers. Describe people as sinister and vicious.

19, painting a tiger and carving a stork: ① Metaphor aims too high and never achieves anything. (2) metaphor can't do good, but bad.

20. Hairless big worm: Hairless tiger. Metaphor light is not easy to see through evil things on the surface.

2 1, the tiger swings the sheep: the tiger rushes into the sheep. Metaphor bullying the weak, do whatever you want.

22. Keep a tiger and bite: bite: bite. Raising tigers is a menace. Metaphor connives at the enemy and suffers.

23, riding a tiger is difficult: riding on the back of a tiger, you can't get down if you want to. It's a metaphor. Things encounter difficulties in the middle, but they can't stop if they want to because of the situation.

24. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Describe the majestic terrain. It's the same as "tiger sitting on a dragon's plate"

25, raising a tiger hurts the body: raising a tiger hurts the body. Metaphor longitudinal enemy leave trouble.

26. Add wings to the tiger: Add wings to the tiger. Metaphor helps the bad guys and increases their strength.

27, for the tiger: Hey, ghosts, people who were eaten by tigers in ancient times became ghosts after death, specifically luring people to eat for tigers. Be a ghost for the tiger. Metaphor is to be an accomplice of the wicked.

28. Don't let the tiger bite itself: It is a metaphor for appeasing the enemy and ultimately harming yourself. Bite, use "bite".

29. Worrying about the country and forgetting thoughts: worrying about the country does not worry about the tiger's personal affairs.

30, the tiger's back bears the waist: the back is as wide as a tiger and the waist is as thick as a bear. Describe a person who is physically strong.

3 1, the hungry tiger saves the sheep: save: chase. The hungry tiger chased a lamb. Metaphor is quick and greedy.

32. Tiger party and fox friends: a metaphor for fierce and cunning people.

33. Dragon and tiger among people: a metaphor for heroes among people.

A tiger can't beat many dogs: a fierce tiger can't beat many dogs. Metaphor means that the weak can defeat the strong as long as they unite.

Talking about tigers. Tell me some inspirational sentences about tigers.

Talking about tigers.

1, you see you are wearing a helmet, camouflage clothes and yellow rubber shoes. When you are far away, you will feel like the Flying Tigers. I took a closer look and found that you were the place where the electricity was received.

On the solstice of winter, the cathode is sunny. At this time, it is necessary to replenish the body, the yang is easy to absorb, the weather is cold and there is no fire, the meat, eggs and fish should be matched, the nutrition is comprehensive and the body is good, the mood is strengthened, the physique is enhanced, and the cold winter is resisted. You can make up your body on the solstice in winter and beat a tiger next year.

I thought everything in the past was a memory, but I didn't expect that I was still waiting for an opportunity in a corner of my memory. .

There is a stray cat downstairs in Jingjiang Taihe Yujin. It's chubby, a bit like a spotted tiger. Could it be a lost cat? Unfortunately, I don't have cat food here. I always thought it was a pet cat. You can forward it and see who lost it. The owner who lost the cat must be very sad.

Don't worry, let's take a look at the future actions of Yahoo, Microsoft and Google. As long as it can be localized, I don't think local companies have much advantage in the search field. Compared with Google, Baidu has no financial advantage, no brand advantage and no technical advantage, including Chinese. In fact, Google Chinese is also very good, but Google didn't pay much attention to China in the past. Without these three advantages, how can Baidu better meet the needs of netizens in China and respond quickly in some localized quality work? This is faster than Google and Yahoo, and it focuses on Chinese;

6. What is the attitude of doing things? I think it's good to be myself. Just don't be careless at work! When can I change jobs? This job is so boring.

7. Qi Xin's ants eat deer and magpies catch tigers. (Mongolian)

8. I wish you a happy New Year in advance when New Year's Day is coming. I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, and you are the only one who is happy, happy and romantic!

9, 1, there are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher. 2, holidays, insist on surfing the Internet when you are sick; Bring a spray when you go to school.

10,-Boyfriend doesn't smoke, drink or play cards, introverted, stingy, careless, impulsive, ugly, playboy, indifferent, lazy, clumsy, wasteful, ignorant and nonexistent.

1 1. I recently watched the drama "Tiger Mom and Cat Dad" and I was very confused. Obviously, from the beginning, Luo has been studying in the first primary school and is still waiting for a year. At that time, Luo Yi also had a mother, but how did Luo Yi and Hong Chen become classmates, and how did Luo Yi become an only child? Did I miss an episode?

12, Dong Zhuo lost his life when he laughed at the story of Diusim; Chou-heung smiled, Tang Bohu slouches; When Zhuge Liang smiled, the enemy soldiers lost their courage; If you smile, your nose only reaches your mouth. Today is Children's Day, please come to our office to wipe your nose.

13, sitting alone in the pond like a tiger Cultivate spirit in the shade of trees. Wu Gou front cold culvert clear autumn? Crimson robes and purple armor are jumping.

14, tigress, I have been looking forward to seeing you again since we broke up three years ago. How many more three years can I waste?

15, Nicky Wu Liu Shishi wedding, this is the most touching and thoughtful wedding I have ever seen, from white orchids to handmaid gifts to the choice of bridesmaids and groomsmen to the layout of the wedding site. I noticed it one day. When I saw Little Tiger singing green apples, I couldn't help being moved. This is a love that spans ancient and modern times. This is a feast blessed by family and friendship. This is the perfect ending of walking on thin ice.

16, throw it into the tiger cage for you. Even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you are too jealous.

17, there is another custom in the Dragon Boat Festival in my hometown, that is, the villagers pay special attention to which family has children after the first Dragon Boat Festival. Whether they are relatives or not, people will buy a two-foot red cloth head, or a red toad trouser pocket and tiger pocket, wrap them with dozens of sweets and send them to that family, saying that such children will grow up harmoniously and their future life will be rich and sweet.

18 We all remember Yi Huchen, an urban teenager in the first issue of Metamorphosis, but a few people still remember Wu Zonghong, an industrious and optimistic Shan Ye teenager.

20, the fifth day of training, cold, heavy rain, biting wind, training time may be much less, think about writing a script Relatives sent a lot of vegetables, noodles, flour, corn flour and sweet potatoes, enough for wolves, tigers and leopards to eat! In order to welcome the arrival of winter, we should celebrate and eat hot pot at night. Well, just eat hot pot! Let's watch a movie now! Imagine more difficulties in the future, all small difficulties, small difficulties!

2 1, at the foot of the tiger wind, the personality is publicized; Cooperate with each other and show tacit understanding; Attack and defense have their own advantages, rendering the scene; The passion of the stadium is fiery, which will expand the heat; Football swings from side to side, attracting attention; Shooting is colorful and will produce brilliant flowers. World Football Day, enjoy football!

22. Some people buy Land Rover at the age of 28, while others play games at the age of 28. Some people save 3 million at the age of 30, and some people can't find a job at the age of 30. Too many people are picky, too hard working, too embarrassed to work, too embarrassed to sell things, too embarrassed to come and go, you are the most rejected. As long as you are willing to work hard, there is no shame in doing it. You have no money, no ability, no career and nothing. This is the most shameful thing. You want to refuel, you want to be better, and no one will stop you. In fact, the biggest obstacle to success is your ignorance and laziness. To those who want to escape!

23. My father was born in 1962 and belongs to the tiger. Time flies. Children are unfilial ~ You are old, and there is nothing I can do.

Cherish the woman named Xiaoying and cherish the man named nothingness.

25. When I took a taxi, I met a traffic accident. A novice driver drove a minivan into the left front door of a Land Rover. Beginners may have been scared silly. After the collision, he was still stepping on the accelerator and the wheels were smoking. It is also a handbrake for a taxi driver to go up and help. Later, the Land Rover driver almost cried when he got off the bus, saying that the novice driver and I thought you were going to kill me!

Inspirational sentences about tigers

1, you have to endure hardships to drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia. . .

2. If I were a seed, maternal love would be fertile ground for me. If I were a grass, maternal love would be a tree, sheltering me from the wind and rain. If I am a creeper, maternal love is the wall I want to climb.

3, dressing change in the morning, a guy lying in bed smoking, burned the wires, all the bones in his hands were exposed, leaving only bones in his toes. He has many skin depressions, so don't be careless when using electricity. Remind me again.

I wish you, in the new year, in addition to great achievements, spend more time with your family, look at the blue sky with a feeling, always think of your friends with a ray of thoughts, and be safe. Good luck in the Year of the Tiger, and peace throughout the year!

5. My shoulders are tattooed with Zuo Qinglong, Right White Tiger and Mickey Mouse!

6. I was dizzy yesterday. Dabao kindergarten informed me that I would have a spring outing today. I started making bread and pork breast after three o'clock in the afternoon, thinking of taking some to share with my children. Which bread I changed casually became like this, big and crowded, completely deformed. I use one plate instead of two plates of cook the meat preserved. It is too thick, so I can't be careless.

7. Tang Bohu drew a picture, which is very charming; Xu Beihong painted a picture, which is bold and charming; Picasso painted a picture, dreamy and charming; You drew a picture, too God, the smoke is too heavy! Why did you wet the bed again? Happy Children's Day!

8.~ Knowing it's not a tiger ~ Deceiving China Fox ~

9, the smile on your mouth, I saw two lovely tiger teeth, you are Wang calm; The smile on your lips, I saw a pair of charming pear vortex, you are little Qian Qian; The smile on your mouth, I saw two eyes narrowed into a crack, you are the king. You are the flower in the heart of a four-leaf clover. You are the best. You are a unique flower sea.

10. On the way to Lavender, we first came to Verdun Canyon, the largest canyon in Europe, and we can rent a small kayak to go boating on the Holy Cross Lake. The blue lake is very beautiful. There are many RVs during the holidays of upright French people, and foreigners can just play. I was shocked to jump off it.

1 1, two months ago. Xiao Kai can eat a box lunch without any image in front of the camera, showing cute tiger teeth and smiling at everyone.

12, how many tigers are beautiful women and how many beautiful women are greedy for cheap.

13 All reactionaries are paper tigers!

14, I tried to catch the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko.

15, young volunteers, three thousand Yue families can swallow Wu. How can he defeat Huangsha Road, station troops and prepare horses? On another journey, the landscape is far from crossing. Under the leadership of Zhan, a 30-year-old man, Tarun Lu and Owen Xiao Er, the curtain-hanging strategists, were foolhardy, and the city gate was full of jubilation and surrounded by waves, which was amazing. Yesterday, I was sad and angry. I left nine years of suffering, but I won't endure thirteen years of cold and heat.

16, if you see life for the first time, can you be carefree? Vows can last forever? This is just a casual look! Where is life like the first time? Time takes away not only diseases, but also despair of life! Living a true lie every day, are you lying to me or am I lying to myself! Life can bring happiness and hatred! Hate others, hate yourself more!

17, not afraid of opponents like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

18, people are alive, make more friends, and be careful when dealing with people. Say seven words to everyone, not all the truth. It's hard to draw bones when drawing tiger skin.

19, tiger mother and cat father didn't watch the fire. Now, it's not easy to be a tiger mother. You can't do it without cruelty. You have to be dissatisfied with your life before you can make up your mind to be such a strict mother.

20, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless a male and a female; Take the initiative to pay for feelings, unless that person is occupied; Don't delete short messages at will unless the content is unreliable. As a sign of sincerity, I wish you health and happiness forever!

2 1, sitting alone in the pond like a tiger, watching the wake under the shade tree. In spring, if I don't speak first, which cicada dares to speak?

22. I saw the fantasy forest and found that tigers can fight and are invincible! Isn't the lion the king of beasts? Who plays better, the lion or the tiger?

23, low-key into other people's field of vision, full of routines, dressed as pigs to eat tigers.

24. So I refused the lingering feelings, waved away Sanmao's romantic chic, left Jin Yong's sword shadow, and bid farewell to Yu's cultural journey. The dying moon in Yang Liuan is no longer the object of my sad songs. In those days, the spirit of Jin Ge's iron horse swallowing Wan Li like a tiger belonged to the past, but what is needed now is to gradually widen the belt and stick to it without regret.

25. Qi Xin worked together, tried his best, persevered, United as one, ecstatic, cheerful, overjoyed, smiling, cheering and jumping.