90 sentences are selected from The Complete Works of Sentimental Quotations about Mean.

1. Your skin is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter everywhere, I would have thrown you away.

Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

Your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.

I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

After meeting you, I finally fully understand what a freak looks like.

7. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement?

Eight. You said not to wait for you to turn over, but to turn over the salted fish, or salted fish.

9. Laughing at others when you * * haven't cleaned yourself is pure 1290. Don't make me say what this means! That's 250 plus 38 plus 2!

10. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, serving the people forever!

When I saw you, I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.

12. If I want to have children, I must let you teach him, and I must also teach him history. Look at your face, China will remember five thousand years.

13. Since you are in your heart, because you are two, you are two. Even if you get burned, it's difficult, and in the end there are still two.

14. Look at this ugly photo of you. Don't you feel the unspeakable filth in your heart? Don't feel inferior?

15. The road of love is torturous and will become a Buddha one day. Xiaoji can't live without you, all his property has been taken away!

16. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

It takes a lot of courage for you to live like this, but you survived! I admire your dedication.

18. If you have a son, you have no asshole. Your father sells asshole, you suck asshole, and you love chicken asshole.

19. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

20. The earth is really not for you. You should go to the kingdom of idiots. Maybe you can be a king when you get there!

Twenty one. You walked around 1 and scared a row of teaching buildings. You turn around at 2 o'clock: landslide, water flowing backwards. You turn around at 3 o'clock: Halley's comet hits the earth. You turn around at four o'clock: Yao Ming plays table tennis.

Twenty-two I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

23. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, and it doesn't matter if you lose a few layers.

24. 18 I won't know you until I have done something good in my life, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

26.whose dog are you? How ugly! Won't you be embarrassed? Or are you used to being ugly?

27. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

28. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

29. Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

30. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

Thirty-one. You are a cucumber, so you need to shoot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

Thirty-two This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.

Thirty-three When you meet a generous person, I will give you a brick and you will know what liver fibrosis is.

34. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

Thirty-six. Look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry, turn your head and scare away millions of lions.

37. Besides saying that you are selfish, arrogant and ignorant, is there a more appropriate description?

38. The only way for me to help a cow foaming at the mouth in the air is to shut you up.

39. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?

Forty. It's my fault that I have no vision. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

Forty-one Kindergarten-level high school students are born with Mongolian frog heads.

Forty-two Being beaten has gradually become a habit, and countless venus turn. I am often beaten in the hospital. I sincerely say I do!

43. As far as your eyes are concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.

44. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * *? Oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your * *?

Forty-five You were ugly when you were born. Even your parents are afraid to see you. Are you afraid that someone will report you?

Forty-six Go back and wash your face, and I'll give you 10 Jin perfume to cover your scum.

47. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

48. China people are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

49. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

50. When treating you as a person, do you try to act like one?

When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

52. You are the scum of society, the parasite of excrement, the excess fat in the human body, the lowest among low-level creatures, and the scum of men.

53. Go home and look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.

55. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

56. Beating you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, so get out of here so as not to dirty my eyes.

57. You are the biggest pencil-box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

58. You shouldn't be afraid of ghosts when you go out at night, right? After all, ghosts are scared to see your foreign face!

59. Watch you walk on your high horse. Are you afraid that others won't know that you are an airport?

The terrible thing is not to meet an opponent like God, but to have teammates like pigs.

Sixty one. Your father is in the 73 1 army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

Sixty two. Seeing that you are walking on your high horse, you don't hold it anymore, just hold a small steamed bun.

Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

64. Do you think that because you say you are * *, I can't feel that you are a treated woman?

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Perhaps, you can also make some contributions to the study of exotic species in China!

66. Your growth has slowed down the Internet. Your growth consumes too many memories and eyes. Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

Sixty seven. With you, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

Sixty eight. Look at your thin arms and legs. You look like a frog. You think you are beautiful. I beg you, go to the side of death!

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

70. Don't talk about her like that. She has a flower at the head of the village, but since it is a flower, there is no cow dung.

Seventy-one. You waste air alive, waste land when you die, waste food when you eat, waste air when you breathe, you are ugly, and waste three generations when you have children. How can you break a life that is not like this?

Seventy-two Did you eat too much or eat too much or eat too much? Don't think you are as white as lard.

Seventy-three Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables coming off the market in the market, a handful of 50 cents.

74. Wear this low-cut dress and leopard print all day. You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

Seventy-five Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture.

Seventy-six No matter how sad you are, you can't change your age and appearance in grade three.

77. Look at the wrinkles on your forehead. You can kill a fly and pretend to be young.

78. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

79. Do you know the only difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate

Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.

Eighty-one Who did you make that face with? Look at your back. You're in a hurry. When you turn your head, you scare away millions of lions.

Eighty-two If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

Eighty-three I can only feel helpless psychologically for a person like you who has suffered from mental trauma, excessive brain stimulation and extreme paranoia.

You said you could do something. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

Eighty-five Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

86. You are either crazy or missing a thread; Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

87. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.

88. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum knocked over by a dog on the side of the road.

Eighty-nine The whole body is full of animal nature. If I scold you for wearing Prada's Devil, I'm afraid it will pollute the nature of animals.

90. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.