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On the Humorous Classics of The Matchmaker

Greetings that the matchmaker should say at the bride and groom's wedding.

As the saying goes: the golden house hides the charming, and the wedding room is full of flowers and candles. Here, I sincerely wish the couple a long life together and live in harmony! Happy wedding, sweet and warm! I also wish all the guests all the best and happiness.

Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together! Cherish this feeling, such as treasure, gently walk into this emotional hall and feel every wonderful moment.

Matchmaker's greetings to the couple 1: Yue Lao gave me the red line of marriage. According to Yue Lao's idea, I threw one end of the red line to the beautiful man XX with both talents and looks, and tied the other end to the simple and kind beautiful girl XX.

Love each other and be happy forever, and be happy with one heart and one mind.

It is a happy decision to hold a wedding. Two affectionate hands are holding hands, and it is the most beautiful dream to live under the same roof for four generations.

The mood of being a matchmaker for the first time, talking about success

1, will you live or not? Young people are not romantic, and drivers don't refuel. There is no cloud or rain in the sky, and there is no marriage underground. Love labor, be healthy, be greedy for the dark and get up early. There is no cloud or rain in the sky, and there is no marriage on the ground. Couples match, mandarin ducks sing. It's sunny and sunny.

2. I didn't expect to succeed in matchmaking for the first time, and I was really in a good mood. Being able to promote a marriage is also an achievement.

3. For love, we put our souls on the bet. If we lose the bet, we will bet on born to die. Where can flowers bloom without wind and frost? Without sunshine, how can the four seasons be fragrant? Without well-being, there is no heroic life; Without the Spring Festival, there would be no family songs.

4. No lies, no media. A generation of matchmakers has three ugliness. Media population, unlimited fighting. Ten matchmakers and nine lies. Heart to heart, matchmaker's words. Thousands of miles of marriage, matchmaker Internet matchmaking. Three matchmakers are hired, and the matchmaker is busy. Good marriage, thank you for your help.

Before getting married, the bride's mood talks about the mood of being a bride. Some people are suitable for you but don't love you. Some people love you, but it is not appropriate. If you want to know whether you love or not, don't listen with your ears, but look with your eyes. See how much he pays and whether he only loves you.

Do the sentence of matchmaker sending a circle of friends

Being a matchmaker is successful. I feel that the world is so big, and meeting is fate. Today, I successfully made a pair of mandarin ducks. There is another loving couple in the world. Congratulations to another exhausted and perfect couple in the world. Winter is coming as promised, and I'm glad to promote the couple.

A happy marriage depends on the matchmaker. Fair weather also requires the words of a matchmaker. The combination of Yuanyang and Yuanyang depends entirely on the words of the matchmaker. The matchmaker is like an old woman. She has a lover. Heart to heart, matchmaker's words. Thousands of miles of marriage, matchmaker Internet matchmaking. Three matchmakers are hired, and the matchmaker is busy.

Looking back suddenly, there will always be someone behind you, staring at you. Obviously, I have seen through many people, but I can't turn my face easily. "I have always loved you, I am a lone star all the way. We just walked a long way together. Why do you let nostalgia last longer than in the past? You don't like me that much, but you just met me.

Grow up with you, send you to get married, only complain about warmth, not sadness, and meet your best friend. Happy wedding! This is my first highlight moment as a bridesmaid! I kept rolling in bed with excitement. When I first became a bridesmaid, I was too nervous to go to breakfast.

Halo1300 million, all you need is a funny sentence.

1, I dare not look into your eyes, because I looked at the shit in your eyes for three hours yesterday, which is really precious. Just a second ago, someone robbed the toilet.

2. Talk about personality phrases with a painful smile. Thank you. Are you doing well now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease. You are really a beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel. The oath was just a slip of the tongue.

3. Funny sentence (1- 19) People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We're too embarrassed for ghosts. It is said that those who laugh with you when you laugh either love your grandson all day and don't understand the art of war.

The furthest distance in the world is that you watch love in Beijing and I watch love in the country. I came quietly, walked quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive. It is said that when you laugh, the person who laughs with you is either the one who loves you.