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Who knows how this story ends? Zhang Ergou is my classmate. We have always been compared to two extremes. I once
12. In the three years of high school, I served as class president, league secretary, student union president, and won one honor after another, and received one scholarship after another. In three years of social life, Zhang Ergou worked as a gangster salesman. The contractor has accumulated connections one after another and saved funds one after another.
13. In that black July, I got admitted to the university in the provincial capital as I wished. In that fiery July, Zhang Ergou registered a company in the provincial capital as I wished. 14. In college, I was traveling in the world of learning and starting a business, while Zhang Ergou was fighting in the world of business.
15. In the year of graduation and the year after four years of entrepreneurship, I entered the talent market to find a job as an outstanding graduate. After hitting a wall, I had to lower my salary requirements. Four years after starting his business, private entrepreneur Zhang Ergou entered the talent market to find employees. After being widely sought after, he had to raise the academic threshold to the starting point of a master's degree. He easily recruited a group of highly educated and high-level talents, and experienced the transformation from ugly duckling to white man overnight. The glory of the swan.
16. My broken bicycle traveled all over the province, and I was alone and desolate looking for a rented house; Zhang Ergou’s Porsche traveled all over the province, and the mayor and district chief accompanied him everywhere to search. The land for building Ergou Building and industrial park.
17. I was short of money and wanted to start my own business from scratch like Zhang Ergou. I wholesaled a lot of stuff from the small commodity market and worked part-time as a salesperson. I lost a lot of money in a few weeks and secretly Feeling: Doing business turns out to be so difficult. Zhang Ergou had nothing to do, and wanted to go to a university to further his studies to increase his knowledge. He invited professors for dinner and went to school with girls who didn't take classes seriously. He got an MBA degree within a few years and secretly sighed: Studying is so easy.
18. On Chinese Valentine's Day, the dinosaur girlfriend introduced by others disliked me for not having a house, a car, and no future, so she and I parted ways. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, the school beauties at the university looked at Zhang Ergou and threw her arms around him because of his great career and great future.
20. At the doorstep of my house, I begged the tacky country bumpkin landlord to defer payment of the rent, but he hesitated and hemmed and hawed, which totally embarrassed the college students. On TV, Zhang Ergou talked about corporate culture to the beautiful female host of the financial channel.
21. House prices soared, and I suddenly realized that owning a house in the provincial capital was only a dream. My parents came to the provincial capital to see my rental house, and were very sad when they returned home. House prices soared, and Zhang Ergou gave away houses one after another to various beauties. The parents of a young beauty came to the provincial capital to see the duplex view room given by Ergou, and were very proud after returning home.
22. I went home during the Spring Festival, but no one paid attention to me. I passed by the junior high school where I studied. I heard that there was a school celebration there. I wanted to take a look but was turned away. The guard, Uncle Li, pointed at my education elementary school. Sun Tzu: Don’t imitate this person. After studying for so many years, he is still so poor that he can’t even support himself. During the Spring Festival, Zhang Ergou came home and was picked up by the county magistrate. He also attended the school anniversary specially held by the junior high school he attended. Director Zhang spent a huge amount of money on the school anniversary. The guard, Uncle Li, pointed at Director Zhang and taught his little grandson: You must be like the one on the podium. This person studied with him and made a fortune from scratch, even his relatives benefited from it.
23. More than ten years ago, the teacher lamented that it would be great if all students were like me. More than ten years later, the teacher lamented that it would be great if all students were like Zhang Ergou. This is the tragedy of Chinese education.
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