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1. Chatting with my best friend, I tell you, I have to find a handsome guy to marry for my next generation. As a result, my best friend said that unless a handsome boy has a brain problem, his next generation will not marry you.

At school, there was a handsome boy in the class who fell in love with the girls in the class.

Seven auras

Basu! Boys gnash their teeth, and I comfort them: Oh, is Shuai Neng a meal? Later, I went to the dining hall to see him cook, and the aunt in the dining hall added a spoonful of meat to him. I learned that handsome can really be eaten as a meal ... in less than a semester, that handsome boy is as fat as an ox. ...

3. Xiao Li takes his girlfriend out to go on road trip. Staying in a hotel at night, my girlfriend is too hot to sleep. Girlfriend: How can you sleep without air conditioning in this heat? Xiao Li: I have a folding fan here. Can you stay one night? Girlfriend: I slept at home and my mother slapped me. I can't sleep even if I slap myself! Xiao Li: My little ancestor, should I go to see your mother so late? Girlfriend: …

4. Girlfriend: What should I do? So much delicious food, I'm turning into a pig. Me: Don't worry, you won't become a pig. Girlfriend: You are so comforting. Me: Really? It can't be any longer.

Four legs ...

I met my colleague in the street today and saw a blood mark on his neck. I was surprised and asked, What happened? Who hit him? Colleagues said in distress situation: Brother, you are right. You can't buy fake gold necklaces! Ya's quality is so good that I was robbed by thieves when I rode my bike to the street. Shit, I dragged it for a long time and almost strangled me.

6. When my parents were not at home when I was a child, I lived in my grandmother's house. Grandma has a female cat, and we have a good relationship, especially in winter. Because it's cold, I allow this cat to sleep under my bed, and we can keep each other warm. One winter, the mother cat was pregnant with a kitten, but the exact date of birth is unknown. TMD0.0 You can think of 0, such as 0, and you get 0 to 0, 0, I 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0!

7. Going to my girlfriend's house, just entering the door, her mother shouted in the kitchen: The girl is back, has your date come yet? My girlfriend misses Doby's mother and says, No, he has something to do. My girlfriend's mother said loudly in the kitchen, I just didn't eat his meal. Fortunately, I didn't come. The boy ate too much. ...

8. Two chopsticks are chatting together. Chopsticks A: It's really time for the host's children to go to school. Chopsticks B: Why do you say that? Chopsticks A: Because children don't have pens, they doodle on the wall with me every day. Chopsticks: It's nothing. Chopsticks a: why not? Because the children hold my graffiti every day, chopsticks C. Chopsticks D. They always say I put pen.

9. I work overtime in the company. When I want to pee, I quickly go to the toilet. The light in the toilet is voice-activated. I shouted, stamped my foot and slapped it, but it didn't light up. At this moment, I suddenly farted, the light came on, and I felt worse than fart ... 10. It's too hot today, and I'm in a bad mood.

Very unhappy, I want to find a reason to beat my husband! It's great to see my husband cooking and sweeping the floor! I really didn't have a chance to do it. So I threw a hundred dollars into the vase, and then I fell to the ground and fell out.

500 yuan, that makes sense ... 1 1. I saw a couple kissing in the street and didn't put it down for a long time. At this time, more and more people are watching, and everyone is whispering. I saw that the man typed a line with his mobile phone: the braces are hooked, help me put them down.

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12. That year, the family watched TV and saw the woman eloping with the man. My sister swallowed potato chips in her mouth and said, Mom, what would you do if I ran away with someone else? My mother took one look at my sister who was deeply immersed in the sofa and kept eating, and said, Don't worry, daughter, as soon as you eloped, we will move quickly and the family will disappear! Don't give that man a chance to go back on his word and return the goods!