What message did you send to your female classmates on April Fool's Day?

Shake your hair. I'm Dick's little cowboy.

Take it back. I'm Ge You, a comedian.

I'm little adu who killed the night.

I pointed to the sun and said the sun.

My bird is in the girl's nest. .....

I have seen a woman's signature, which may be the shortest, two words.

It is "itchy, want!"

Standing in the river, I am dying of thirst.

6. Pigs can read backwards or backwards.

7. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

8. Give me a girl and I can create a country.

Give me a bottle of wine and I can take them to conquer the world!

9. Insert the wings of dreams and cut off God's penis.

10. Don't be soft-hearted. If you don't fuck his mother hard, he won't call you dad honestly! ! !

1 1. Buddhists are philandering and Uber is immortal ~!

12. There is something awesome: close it after reading it.

13. Beat the bull George W. Bush and kick the Japanese dog Junichiro Koizumi.

Sitting on your hip, sitting on the horrible bin Laden, holding the sexy Lin Chi-ling!

14. Go your own way and let others talk.

Go your own way and let the speaker die.

Take other people's road, so that others have no way out.

15. The woman's signature is:

Men don't admit it after they do it.

16. You will know it one day. The bus runs in Li Zhong. The subway runs in Lizhong. ; We, d' love] ~' I'm going to class?

17. The lost time is full of rumors ~ Wandering hooligans continue their exile.

18. Call madness a fool, crazy and stupid.

19. The night is already deep and suitable for elopement. Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

20. Single girl, I have been striving for it; I never give up married women; For girls over sixteen, I pay attention to digging; For children under sixteen, we should have a strategic vision.

2 1. Give me a porn, and I can pry up the whole earth.

22. People, it is not difficult to do a bad thing. The hard thing is to be dead set and never repent.

23. "Sleep until you wake up naturally and count your money until your hands cramp" is my dream life. Unfortunately, I only made the first one.

24. You died as soon as my eyes blinked.

Blink your eyes again and you will come back to life.

So my eyes keep blinking, and you're dying!

25. Everything will be fine in the end, damn it, a dead end ~ ~ ~

26. Ugly women make strange black buns and vegetables.

27. In love, time is the most important thing. It's not good to know each other too early or too late.

28. Holding hands is like holding hands with your left hand, but it hurts when you cut it!

29. Life can't be like cooking. Don't cook until all the materials are ready.

30. Autumn leaves fall in search of leaves.

Fly in the snow season

3 1. I don't fight for spring either, just call it spring!

32. A person is afraid of loneliness

Two people are afraid of disappointing.

33. When you think of me inadvertently.

I have missed you for a long time.

34. Treat beautiful women like dirt, and treat yourself like a cesspit!

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36. Don't bird me ~ ~

Don't bird me ~'

37. I also have a pair of wings.

Not flying in the sky,

Stew chicken soup in a pot

38. Men are born dogs. Whoever has the ability will take it away!

39. I am just a maggot in the toilet, crawling around this city like a star in Dai Yue.

40. iron palm milk floats

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42. God, why do men have three legs and women have two mouths?

43. I love you, it has nothing to do with you. ......

44. Key: My heart is only open to you! I don't care if anyone else comes!

45. Don't call me a rascal. Actually, I am a pervert.

46. Wearing a cotton-padded jacket in summer is not to feel cold, but to show that my character is cold enough!

47.┳ Part I: Looking back and smiling, stimulating girls to scream; ┳ Downward: Appreciate Byakki's heavy smoker and move yourself to addiction;

48. Potato chips, I want Ren and Ke.

49. I jumped off a cliff 655 meters high. Falling speed 120KM/ s, my life span is 0.545 seconds.

50. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It will take a long time to see it!

5 1. If love is a quagmire of pain, let's escape together.

52. Another male classmate: sour and sweet is not me. .

I can see your eyes, but you don't understand my feelings, and you can't be the scenery in my eyes.

54. If you eat what is in the bowl, you have to look at what is in the pot. If you knock it over in your hand, you can also grab the contents of the pot. At the same time, you should pay attention to chopsticks, which will soon reach your mouth.

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