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Automatic reply copy

Automatic reply copy (selected 64 sentences) 1. Wait a minute, XX will be right back! I am playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly. There are too many people chatting at present. Welcome to visit next time. Grandpa has gone to find aliens, and will bring you delicious aliens when he comes back. 5. If your reply currency is overdue, one will be deducted for renewal, and one will be deducted for non-renewal. 6. Now I'm dancing in the laser rain with the spirit guy, so I'll take a jack-o'-lantern home and bring you some betel nuts. 7. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees. 8. Be patient, I'll see. 9. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but I can only say this sentence: 10. My heart has been sold out at present. Welcome to come again, telephone 1 1. The user is not responding. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return. 12. Hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon. 13. Bajie, I'm fighting the goddess Chang 'e, and I'll see you in Gaolaozhuang later. The subscriber you dialed is sorting out the system, please redial later. 15. Go to the old demon in Houshan and Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back. 16. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all! 17. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera! 18. I didn't catch what you just said, please say it again! 19. It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible! 20.hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film! 2 1. Please don't disturb while taking a shower. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40% for individuals and 20% for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people! 22. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password. I will contact you! 23. Alas, you are so naughty! Look, I'm not finished. There you go again! 24. The subscriber you dialed is still in the toilet, please give him toilet paper later! 25. My present posture: WC, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exertion. 26. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you! 27. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye. 28. Hands are always too soft and hearts are softer. I have nothing to talk to you about. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced. Busy, sleepy and helpless, I decided to jump off a building. 30. Being a nun knocks at the door every day, and the Buddha says, "Fallen is rebirth. I will fall. Don't make any noise. If I wake up, I will strangle you. " Hey, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after hearing "Li" if you have anything! 32. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it. 33. More annoying, more annoying, more annoying. The boss's task is always unfinished every day. If you want to ask me when to go online, I say it's basically difficult. 34. If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep. When the news was received, Troy's horse had already started working. 36. Be right back after the commercial! 37. Hey hey, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way! 38. The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area. 39. Sorry, the network is down. Please resend it? 40. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me. 4 1. Why? Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online? 42. Hi! I'm not here now. If necessary, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the sound of "drip"! 43. Hello. I'm going to kill some people, and I'll be back soon. 44. What did you send? I see how it is garbled! 45. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years! 46. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it? 47. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound. 48. Sorry, the network is down. Please resend it? 49. The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area. 50. More annoying, more annoying, more annoying. The boss's daily tasks are always endless. If you want to ask me when to go online, I say it's basically difficult. 5 1. Robbing a bank? Come on, remember to put socks on your head, and you'd better buy Langsha brand? 52. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return. 53. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply. 54. I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game. 55. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway. 56. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper. 57. It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible! 58. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later! You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you. 60. I'm here, but I'm leaving. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied? 6 1. If there is no reply within a few minutes, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within minutes, then I am defecating; If I don't reply within a few minutes, then I don't have any paper. 62. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password. I will contact you! 63. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it? 64. Hi, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. Please leave a message if you have anything else!