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Zhu Bajie’s remarks

The backbone of Zhu Bajie? The back of enlightenment; the incompetent person

Zhu Bajie is playing tricks? Hit him with a rake

Zhu Bajie by the Tongtian River? Difficulties are difficult

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror? He is not human inside and out

Zhu Bajie descends to earth? Not like a human being; not human-like; evil-looking; evil-looking; not human-like; not human-like; not human. Like

Zhu Bajie eats honey? Sweet for big mouth; sweet for big mouth

Zhu Bajie falls into the wine vat? Eats and drinks again

Zhu Bajie Lost the rake? Why should I protect the master?

Zhu Bajie’s back is tied with a broken sleeve? There is no one and no goods

Zhu Bajie’s eighteen changes? He doesn’t have a good face

Zhu Bajie reads the songbook? Pretending to be a literate person; pretending to be polite; pretending to be polite; pretending to be a literate person

Zhu Bajie goes to the city? Beat him up

Zhu Bajie is looking for a bride? Asking for trouble

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Zhu Bajie crossed the Huoyan Mountain? Beat a rake

Zhu Bajie eats soap? Internal show; internal rust

Zhu Bajie secretly eats ginseng fruit? I don’t know what it tastes

< p> Zhu Bajie bumped into a Rakshasa girl? I was resigned to being defeated

Zhu Bajie pretended to be a girl? It didn’t look like it at all

Zhu Bajie ran into the pavilion to sleep? An ugly ghost was playing coquettishly

Zhu Bajie’s dream Marry a wife here? Think about good things; think about beauty

Zhu Bajie waves his hand? Don’t serve the monkey; don’t serve

Zhu Bajie loses his temper? Ugly, evil, fierce and ugly< /p>

Zhu Bajie’s back? The back of enlightenment; the incompetent person

Zhu Bajie’s backbone? The back of enlightenment; the incompetent person

Zhu Bajie entered the Pansi Cave? Sex is all over the mind

Zhu Bajie climbs the wall? Give him a rake

Zhu Bajie picks out his ears? There is something inside

Zhu Bajie’s nail rake? Give him a rake

Zhu Bajie stretches his waist ? Encourage; the pig grows

Zhu Bajie climbs the city wall? Beat him up

Zhu Bajie wears a flower crown? Brags about his beauty

Zhu Bajie eats bamboo? Pretends to be a bear

Zhu Bajie eats wild dates? He is indifferent; he is indifferent

Zhu Bajie does not worship Buddha? His Zen mind is unstable

Zhu Bajie’s back? The back of enlightenment; the incompetent person

Zhu Bajie’s mouth is too loud? Did he see his wife?

Zhu Bajie’s name is Erhuang? No one understands it; no one understands it

Zhu Bajie marries a wife? One is happy and the other is sad

< p> Zhu Bajie carries a beautiful woman? Daydreaming

Zhu Bajie reads text messages? Fashionable

Zhu Bajie wears powder? Can’t cover his ugliness; thinks he is beautiful

Zhu Bajie eats embroidery Children's needle? Nei embroidery; Nei Xiu