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Zhu Bajie’s remarks
The backbone of Zhu Bajie? The back of enlightenment; the incompetent person
Zhu Bajie is playing tricks? Hit him with a rake
Zhu Bajie by the Tongtian River? Difficulties are difficult
Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror? He is not human inside and out
Zhu Bajie descends to earth? Not like a human being; not human-like; evil-looking; evil-looking; not human-like; not human-like; not human. Like
Zhu Bajie eats honey? Sweet for big mouth; sweet for big mouth
Zhu Bajie falls into the wine vat? Eats and drinks again
Zhu Bajie Lost the rake? Why should I protect the master?
Zhu Bajie’s back is tied with a broken sleeve? There is no one and no goods
Zhu Bajie’s eighteen changes? He doesn’t have a good face
Zhu Bajie reads the songbook? Pretending to be a literate person; pretending to be polite; pretending to be polite; pretending to be a literate person
Zhu Bajie goes to the city? Beat him up
Zhu Bajie is looking for a bride? Asking for trouble
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Zhu Bajie crossed the Huoyan Mountain? Beat a rake
Zhu Bajie eats soap? Internal show; internal rust
Zhu Bajie secretly eats ginseng fruit? I don’t know what it tastes
< p> Zhu Bajie bumped into a Rakshasa girl? I was resigned to being defeatedZhu Bajie pretended to be a girl? It didn’t look like it at all
Zhu Bajie ran into the pavilion to sleep? An ugly ghost was playing coquettishly
Zhu Bajie’s dream Marry a wife here? Think about good things; think about beauty
Zhu Bajie waves his hand? Don’t serve the monkey; don’t serve
Zhu Bajie loses his temper? Ugly, evil, fierce and ugly< /p>
Zhu Bajie’s back? The back of enlightenment; the incompetent person
Zhu Bajie’s backbone? The back of enlightenment; the incompetent person
Zhu Bajie entered the Pansi Cave? Sex is all over the mind
Zhu Bajie climbs the wall? Give him a rake
Zhu Bajie picks out his ears? There is something inside
Zhu Bajie’s nail rake? Give him a rake
Zhu Bajie stretches his waist ? Encourage; the pig grows
Zhu Bajie climbs the city wall? Beat him up
Zhu Bajie wears a flower crown? Brags about his beauty
Zhu Bajie eats bamboo? Pretends to be a bear
Zhu Bajie eats wild dates? He is indifferent; he is indifferent
Zhu Bajie does not worship Buddha? His Zen mind is unstable
Zhu Bajie’s back? The back of enlightenment; the incompetent person
Zhu Bajie’s mouth is too loud? Did he see his wife?
Zhu Bajie’s name is Erhuang? No one understands it; no one understands it
Zhu Bajie marries a wife? One is happy and the other is sad
< p> Zhu Bajie carries a beautiful woman? DaydreamingZhu Bajie reads text messages? Fashionable
Zhu Bajie wears powder? Can’t cover his ugliness; thinks he is beautiful
Zhu Bajie eats embroidery Children's needle? Nei embroidery; Nei Xiu
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