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How to cleverly let people receive red envelopes

1. As much as you give me, you will lose weight!

2. I finally got my wish and got the biggest red envelope in history.

3. If you can use red envelopes to express your feelings, don’t send blessings such as Happy New Year. The blessings may not come true, but the red envelopes can definitely be withdrawn.

4. The Spring Festival has just passed and the Lantern Festival is here again. Are you still missing the joy of receiving red envelopes during the Spring Festival? Are you still savoring the happiness of being reunited with your loved ones? I will send you another text message to wish you a happy feeling. I'll blow you away! I wish you happiness and sweetness! A bright future!

5. We don't have to look at a person's usual performance, as long as the amount of red envelopes he sends out during the New Year is far more than what he receives. If the number of red envelopes is high, we can conclude that he is a noble person, a pure person, and a person who has escaped from vulgar taste.

6. Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda; receiving red envelopes will mean all your prayers are in vain.

7. The good-looking people have already given me red envelopes, but the ugly ones are still hesitating.

8. Red envelope rebates and a piece of ice chill the hearts of common people and patients.

9. Friends, would you like to give me a red envelope?

10. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda; accepting red envelopes from others will not be spared by the gods.

11. I wronged you in those years, but today, I don’t want to miss your red envelope again!

12. The poorest time has come, it’s a friend who sent me 5 Yuan, those who like me will be given 5.20 yuan, those who love me will be given 13.14 yuan, those who think they are good people will be given 52.52 yuan, those who love me the most will be given 99.99 yuan, and those who don’t want to talk to me will be fined.

13. Isn’t there a little big red envelope in this world?

14. Who lends me 5,000 yuan? Let me buy myself a 6S! Installed in five years...1,000 yuan per year , 83 yuan per month, 2.7 per day, I will send you red envelopes every day, there will be surprises every day... I will contact you every day, and I will never leave you for five years.

15. Please try not to express it in words if you can use red envelopes during this period!

16. If you send me a WeChat red envelope, I will send a screenshot of the red envelope to Circle of friends, and explain who you are, what our relationship is, and what I think of you.

17. If you love me, you will receive 5.20, and if you wish me well, you will receive 6.66.

18. Save a life, and God will add one point to you; receive a red envelope, and God will shorten your life.

19. Please send red envelopes, no change!

20. I have two dreams in my life: first, I can always dream, and second, don’t wake up.