What humorous sentences describe children's naughty behavior?

Humorous sentences describing children's mischief:

1, sleep is an angel, wake up is a little devil.

2. I feel guilty for thousands of times every day, and I still regard you as my first love.

Although you stole my sleep, deprived me of my freedom and made me unkempt and covered with milk stains, I still love you.

4, for you, I failed myself, I love you, my armor and weakness.

You broke my heart, and you sprouted it.

6. We will always be by your side. No matter what difficulties you encounter, even if you have to face the whole world, please don't forget that your parents love you and will always support you.