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Want some interesting messages?

1. The survey shows that more than 90% homosexuals use their thumbs to check messages. It is too late. Don't change!

2. The blind and the lame ride together, and the lame watch the road. Suddenly, he saw a deep ditch and shouted: Gougougou! The blind man turned around and sang: Ole Ole Ole! So they fell into the ditch!

I miss those days very much.

You wriggled in front of me on the country road.

Low drop

When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Hey.

Beautiful and clean! Also praised me: what a good boy.

Come out to release pigs so young!

4. Another chance encounter. Your big watery eyes look at you with emotion. I panicked and tried to avoid your sight, but you ran after me. I know how you feel, so I ran over and shouted, Whose dog is not tied?

You were on TV, I saw you. It's really eye-catching and photogenic. You look so handsome, so cute, so confident and so perfect in the advertisement. I told you, you can be a model in any advertisement for pig feed!

6. There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said to belong to the constellation Big Pig. A big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

7. I have always been by your side, and I have been worried about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you will jump out of the pigsty.

8. Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad or discouraged. Even if the whole world dislikes you, at least our state-owned pig farm is your warm home.

9. I received a text message just after I fell asleep that day: I slept in the wrong position and fell asleep again.

10. In a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and you stood in the field, dressed in rags, with dark skin and tears in your eyes, saying, is it worth shelling to steal a cabbage?

1 1. Thank you for trusting me. You are my good friend, but you talk about me behind my back! Why didn't you tell me frankly? ! Why did you tell everyone? ! Say I am you. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Idol.

12. An old man stayed at an old friend's house because his wife was in labor. The friend asked why? Answer: "Don't mention it! My daughter-in-law gave birth to a child and squeezed me out. "

13. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You should live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

14. One day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest. He stepped forward and said, I'm Liu Hongtao, and the foreign guest said, I'm Fang Qi!

15. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

16. In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall-see? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite concern!

17. I wrote your name in the sky, but it was taken away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was swept away by the waves; So I wrote your name in every corner of the street. .....................................................................................................................................................................

18. Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: selling children, women, rice, iron and blood, houses, land and wives. Thank you for your cooperation! China Telecom.

19. Don't be crazy with me! Easy to die! Don't pretend with me! Easy to get hurt! Beat you up! Nobody! No one-on-one hit! I'll beat you into Zhang Haidi! Or mummify you! Give you some face! Beat you to death

20. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who will take me to see his ancestors! I traveled all over the country, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Fuck! Refuse nothing, just miss you!

2 1. Are you in love? Happy! Spend a lot of money from now on! Get married! Cool! From now on, someone is in charge! Divorced! Free! Sex costs money! Aids! Be silly! Lie in bed and die!

22. I have always been by your side, and I have been worried about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

23. "Two he scolded, four mud interface scolded seven?" "Saunders Das is seventh!" "Was it tall?" "The original height!" "The original height is enough!" "I swear, I strongly see it!"

24. Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!

25. Are you lonely? If so, go downstairs and buy a rope and stick, tie the rope to the stick, and wave the stick on the roof when it is windy. People want to ask you: What are you doing? Just say: I'm crazy!

26. The minister of family planning went to the countryside for a general survey and asked the old farmer: Do you know why close relatives can't get married? The old farmer replied with a simple and honest smile: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, too familiar to start.

27. What happened? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompted a voice saying: The other party is streaking, please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.