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Sentences suitable for routine friends on April Fool's Day (selected 64 sentences)
2. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.
Don't tell me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I'll believe it.
4. Pay attention, look at your left first, and then look at your right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!
On Monday, April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled
My future son, tell me where to find your father.
7, children, don't confess on April Fool's Day, because everyone knows that you are not lying.
8. Message * *: This message must be read. If you don't read it, you are a fool. If you are not angry, you are a fool. If you are angry, you are finished. On April Fool's Day, you will get rid of fidgety. Happy April Fool's Day to fools!
9. Happy April Fool's Day, let you and I be fools today, and only I will be wise tomorrow.
10, I want money, and I want feelings. You can't have it both ways. Give up money, with feelings. "Stupid" is what I want, and bear's paw is what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose "stupid" instead of bear's paw. April Fool's Day is here, beware of being cheated!
1 1. If there is love in the sky, it will be old, if the moon is long, if the river is inexhaustible, it will follow without heart. Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
13, don't lie to me on April Fool's Day, because I will take it seriously!
14, you are a dark horse and stand out from the crowd; You are a white horse with an enviable princess; You are a swift horse, and a young man gallops a thousand miles with success. I will always like you, especially the feeling of holding you. Happy April Fool's Day!
15, I know why some people choose to confess on April Fool's Day, because they can be lovers if they succeed, or jokes if they fail, and they won't lose you anyway.
16, April Fool's Day is an opportunity to lie and tell the truth. Then I will say I love you from the bottom of my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!
17, sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
18. There are no green leaves, which can set off the fragrance of safflower; No stream can set off the breadth of the sea; There is no Pingshan, which can set off the majesty of the mountain; Without you, our cleverness can be set off; Happy April Fool's Day.
19, my grandmother said, children now! April Fool's Day confession, Valentine's Day breakup and Tomb-Sweeping Day's proposal are all against the rhythm.
20. I missed you a second ago, and I missed you thousands of miles away. I hit you because I had to, and I lied to you because it happened, from my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!
2 1, April Fool's Day, the teacher actually let us go to class, the more I think about it, the more wrong it is, the more wrong it is! We can't be fooled
22. April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make up?
23, like you, let April Fool's Day be longer.
I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.
25, * * won 5 million yuan, the smile is brighter than anyone else, love is more romantic than anyone else, you wake up and change your face, happiness is accompanied by the envy of the fairy, then you are a model, if you continue to look down, then you are a big idiot, happy April Fool's Day!
26. When you are sad, don't bother me; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.
27. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.
28. If you let me celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let you celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.
29. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!
30. When you are happy, I will stare at you and stare at me to be happy.
3 1, even on April fool's day, I don't want to lie to you.
32. I am waiting for April Fool's Day, and you will lie to me with the truth.
33. On April Fool's Day, you are stupid all over the world, but your heart is stupid.
34, don't tell you, today I want to treat you to a pack of Oreos; I won't tell you that I licked all the cream; I won't tell you, I switched to toothpaste. Ha, April Fool's Day, just kidding!
35. It's April Fool's Day again, and many people have expressed their holiday wishes.
On Monday April Fool's Day, the company actually asked us to go to work, or go to work at 8: 30! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled
April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.
April Fool's Day is a time for joking and telling the truth.
In fact, the fool is right. April Fool's Day is celebrated every day.
40. Uncle, borrow the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.
4 1, how did you spend April Fool's Day? It happens to be Tomb-Sweeping Day.
42. Now children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and April Fool's Day when they confess.
43, fools recruit fools: fools should bring sincerity, fools should bring stupidity, fools should bring stupidity, fools should not deceive people, fools should be happy, fools are smart and stupid, and fools are happy. I wish you a happy fool!
44. I want to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, the good cabbage will be arched by pigs!
45. Don't play games with anyone's feelings. It only shows that you are a scum and an unlovable person.
46. You are handsome and generous, you talk elegantly, you are a leader in the crowd, you are a heartthrob in the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
47. You have an angel-like appearance and a devil-like figure. Even your fart posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day!
48. On April Fool's Day, how many people say what they really mean, but they are regarded as jokes.
49. Do you know what is the most painful thing about fighting landlords? It's when someone suddenly drops the line in the middle of a battle.
50. Believe me, there will be more people professing on April Fool's Day than on Valentine's Day.
5 1, "Stupid" People's Day sends blessings. May you have: the day when clothes and jade are abundant, birds and flowers are fragrant, such as the industry of "fish" getting water, and there are "surplus" banknotes every year, which is powerful! Happy April Fool's Day!
52. As long as the ending is with you, the process will make me feel any pain.
53. Can I say I like you only on April Fool's Day?
54. Some people review like Confucius, some people review like a goddess mending the sky, and I review like Columbus discovering the new continent. Happy April Fool's Day!
55. If anyone cheats me on April Fool's Day (1), I will bury him in Tomb-Sweeping Day on April 5th! Don't ask me what I did in those three days, dig a hole!
56, Bai Le fool first, no fool is unhappy; April Fool's Day is dominated by stupidity. Let's put aside all dogma, all reserve and enjoy our stupidity! I wish you a proper degree of stupidity and endless happiness!
Don't treat me as April Fool's Day, it will be as lively as the Spring Festival. Then I'll make your life in Tomb-Sweeping Day even scarier than Halloween.
58, the depth of the fish, water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!
59. Everyone says that your beautiful ticket is bright, everyone says that you are a peerless beauty, everyone envies your red lips and white teeth, everyone loves your green beauty, everyone smells that you are full of fragrance, and everyone praises you for being charming and gorgeous. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses.
Dear users: Today, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!
6 1. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
62. Are you tired and busy? Work pressure is high. Let me teach you a good method. Take a small mirror with you. When you want to let go, look at yourself and encourage yourself: after all this, it is not good to go to work. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!
63. On April Fool's Day, I can finally say something I can't say to someone who wants to say it.
64. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!
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