Does anyone have a good love humor message? Can you contribute something? thank you

Family cares about you, love nourishes you, God of Wealth cares for you, friends are loyal to you, and lucky stars shine on you forever. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you. 0

233 1 you go! Find someone who is worthy of your love. I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you ran away with someone for a bone! 0

Press 2330 if you love me! Urgent ... hey, hey! I told you ... you pressed it because you love me! You are still pressing ... I will tell you that you love me and deny it. I can't stand you ... you press it again ... okay! I love you too! four

Dear slacker, do you sleep soundly in winter and smile in your dreams? It's a beautiful day today. Remember to take a bath in the afternoon, lest your fragrance put me down tomorrow! 0

The man paid the bill without looking at it. He's chasing this woman. When he began to pay attention to the items on the bill, he had caught up with the woman; When he looked at the bill and complained that it was too expensive, his relationship with this woman was very stable. 0

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, old cows like young grass, and good horses don't eat grass back. There is a lot of grass in the sea, and once you get married, it becomes grass. 0

Love is the most hurtful martial art in the world, which is much more harmful than Qiao Feng's Eighteen Dragons, Duan Yu's Six-pulse Excalibur and Ling Huchong's Nine Dugu Sword. 0

The highest way to pick up girls is to tear your face, put aside your self-esteem, empty your wallet, empty your mind and run out of time and energy. Nothing can't be soaked! 0

Miss you is a happy thing! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But I lied to you, and it just happened! Ha ha! 0

If it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet. If loveliness is a sin. I have committed a terrible crime. It's hard to be a man! You are fine, yes, you are not guilty … I envy you! 0

If the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I'd rather it was you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But the government has no regulations ... then forget it! 0

232 1 Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition. 0

What kind of language can express my mood at this time; What kind of action can express my love at the moment; Whisper your nickname-pig, you are the only one in my life, and continue in the afterlife! 0

23 19 honey, do you really want to meet? Then you have to promise: if I turn around and run away, don't pull me. If I faint on the spot, you should give me artificial respiration, remember to breathe hard. 0

23 18 I have a feeling now that I have never had before. Whenever the phone rings, I think it's you. My heart will be pounding, my breath will be short, my hands and feet will be cold, and my limbs will be numb. I feel bad, so I will! 0

23 17 in the university, falling in love is called going to work, falling out of love is called being laid off, empathizing with others is called changing careers, and you haven't started looking for another object yet. Let's talk about being laid off and re-employed after falling out of love! 0

23 16 love is a dish: when you put your feelings into the pot of fate, pour happy oil, sprinkle happy sugar, pour a bottle of sad vinegar, add bitter salt and colorful peppers, and burn the years to bitter taste, this dish can be served. 0

23 15 where's my captain? Without you, I will lose my way; In the vast sea, I will be swallowed up by the waves; I feel lonely in the starry night; Can you accept my invitation to be my captain? 0

23 14 I am a spoony bluebird, willing to be injured at your gun. Even if you stride away, your laughter will warm my heart like the wind. If you look back occasionally, you will find that tears have filled my eyes. 0

23 13 You are the cup when I drink water-kiss you; You are my pillow when I sleep-love (touch) you. The stars in the sky are the eyes that shed tears when I miss you, and the waning moon is the heart that splits in two when I miss you! six

23 12 I have a crush on you, but I have been afraid to tell you. This table is a little small. When I met you, my heart was always pounding, and sometimes I even wanted to hold you. 0

23 1 1 childhood friends, two small conjectures; The love of a virgin will never be forgotten. Please tell me, when will this long-buried seed germinate? 0

23 10 If loving you is a task given to me by God, I hope this task is permanent, and it should not have a deadline. Because God knows I will cherish you. 0

On Valentine's Day 2309, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle belly. 1

I love you, sister, just as mice love rice. It missed you, fell in love with you at first sight, and chased you without saying anything. It came to you three times and four times and must catch up with you. 2

You are the sun in the sky, and I am the mountain on the earth; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground. 0

If I had a million dollars, I would take you there. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can't take you; If I have ten yuan, I love you. Do I have ten yuan? Yes, so I love you! 0

2305 me! I want it! I want you! I want you to look at me. I want you to look me in the eye! I want you to look me in the eye and say! You want me! 0

500 years ago, I was an ordinary worker in your family. I fell in love with you when I peeked at your embroidery posture at the window the other day. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time! 0

I love your heart, your liver and three quarters of your body! I love your meat piece by piece, and my money is ten yuan! 0

In 2302, you were the landlord in your previous life, and I was your maid. I worked for you for 30 years, but you didn't give me a penny. In this life, God is doomed to want you to accompany me all my life to repay me! 0

230 1 You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull a scooter and collect junk for you! I hope I can walk side by side with you, and Qian Shan will certainly walk! 0

As God is my witness, my shadow will always be with you, and my eyes will always be on you ... damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower! 0

I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of sinews, I'm soft-hearted but my legs are not short. I will catch up with you and go to the ends of the earth. 0

After 2298 years, I miss you in two places. However, after three or four minutes, who knows that five or six hours of seven hearts and eight minds are like carrying water, and the eight-character script cannot be passed down. 1999 Long life, Shiliting loves you! 0

Honey, I miss you so much! I really want to kiss you, bite you and eat you. Come on! Into my arms, so comfortable. 0

Baby, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay. 0

If you can look at me until I become a bald, timid and ugly old man, then I will look at you until you become a shriveled and wrinkled old lady. 0

You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you? 0

2293 loves you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean! 0

You, you, you leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison and refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! 0

229 1 From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me. 0

I shot the arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever without bail. 0

If one day you are old and have no teeth, I will still kiss your toothless gums. 0

Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a crow chasing on the ground. I won't scold you if I don't hit you. I torture you with my feelings. 0

Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! 0

Love, love, I love you, just as mice love rice; Don't hit you, don't scold you, bite you off! 0

2285 loves you for ten thousand years, exaggerating! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Loving you for 70 years in a row is my strength! 0

Dear: You fly in the sky and I chase after you on the ground! You swim and swim in the water, and I watch and watch on the shore. Although I am black, my charm shines brightly! 0

Acacia 2283 is a mysterious thing and an infectious disease. It is also transmitted across mountains and rivers. When you put it in an envelope and open it, it has a strong "medicinal taste". Are you sick today? 0

Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, take a bubble bath with remy martin XO, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid. 0

228 1 Flip a coin to ask God if I love you. If it is positive, it means I love you. If it is negative, then, then will God be wrong? 0

2280 wants to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a short message. 0

Son, you should get married. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher. 0

Woman: How do you know you are in love with me? M: I can't sleep because I miss Nian. Woman: This is not enough proof, because my mother can't sleep for you, but I know she doesn't love you! 0

God saw that man was thirsty, so he created water; God saw people were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you didn't have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our meeting. 0

With full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it! 0

2275 sends you a couplet-the first couplet is: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will wait for you to call back; The bottom line is: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: I miss you so much! eight

I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you! 0

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls! eight

If you want to know my feelings for you, please call 1573. Please call 520 13 14 for my promise (I love you all my life); If you are satisfied, please press the emotion key 3399 (long and long). 0

227 1 price of loving you per meal = $330 for breakfast (I miss you), $380 for lunch (I want to hug you), $370 for dinner (I want to kiss you), and snacks 13 14520 (I love you all my life) 0.

I was ill and was diagnosed with lovesickness. Before I left, the doctor gave me a prescription: 109500 Your kiss, one at a time, three times a day until the kiss is over.

To prevent the cat from cheating, I fed it; In order to prevent thieves from stealing cars, I rode an old broken car; In order to prevent you from cheating, I will put a special seal on your head and neck every time to see if you dare to date another MM.

Honey, I won the first prize! The winning numbers are: 5 1 I want, 30 miss you, 20 love you, 13 life, 14 life! There is also a special number, the number is: 520 I love you! 0

2267, stop crying furtively and turn yourself in! I'll intercede with old Yue. You must understand that falling in love with me is not a crime. Show me your love! 0

Ye Er can also understand the sneak attack of the wind; Snowflakes can still accept sunlight; Even mice don't hate cats that much; Are you still mad at me for reading text messages? Baby, smile, I love you! 2

Vow 2265: We should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day! I am responsible for beauty, and you are responsible for making money! You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum ... rat poison to cook noodles. 0

The standard of a good husband: the wife should wait patiently when dressing up, be grateful and thrifty when giving pocket money, take the initiative to pay the bill when shopping, and bow at attention when giving lectures! 0

2263 12345 It's really hard to miss you, 23456 is still affectionate, 34567 left me a message, 445678 loves me or not, 56789 loves you forever, and 67890 really changed love! 0

You little goblin, you poisoned me with your love poison, but you refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! 0

226 1 From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me. 0

2260, do you know ... an ugly person like you can't get married ... what should I do? I sacrificed! 0

My love, you are my oxygen. Although you are not with me, you still fill every inch of space around me. I love you forever! 0

I miss you every day and every night. I am always sad without you. I am sad because I love you. I'm crazy about you all day. Don't let me meet you, or I will shoot. four

Send you a bunch of roses to convey your feelings; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu flower. Eat up, laugh! 0

Life has given me a difficult problem. How can I celebrate your lovely gift? Life also gives you a difficult problem. I gave you such a loyal me. How should you solve it? 1

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing 777. Promise me? 0

Baby: I've taken out all the true feelings, including interest, that I've put in my emotional bank in my life and put them on you. I hope you can accept and make good use of it and develop well! 0

Miss you, it feels like: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping; I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will do nothing but miss you! four

Love is fate, fate is accident, and accident is predestined. It is destined to be just a test for Yue Lao. For you, I accepted the test of Yue Lao again and again. Now Lian Yue doesn't want to embarrass me any more, just accept me! 0

225 1 love menu, raw materials: all of my heart and a bunch of roses. Methods: get rid of sloppy, indifferent and playboy, and leave enthusiasm, tolerance and persistence. Scope of application: lovers who don't want to be enemies, but want to be lovers' friends. 0

2250 1 angle = 10, 1 love 1 attachment 1 tenderness 1 consideration 1 tolerance 1 pity 1 concern. 0

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good anyway. I just feel that you are buzzing in my mind, looking around, inside and out! Send a message to help me! 0

I had a dream last night, in which God asked me who I loved most. I said, when I sent this message, the first person I saw was my favorite! Did you get a look at him? four

Honey, I can't do anything without you. My only gain these days is to understand some idioms: one day is like a year, one day is Sanqiu, one day is autumn water, and one day is acacia! five

2246, come in this confession of acacia, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life. 0

2245, please don't look down, it's turned off! There's really nothing to see, please! Do you really want to see it? No regrets? All right! This is what you want to see ―― I love you so much! 16

Spring has arrived in 2244, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. Honey, what are we waiting for? 0

I found a part-time job with no salary, no rest days, no retirement and no layoffs, and she is still my favorite job, that is, I miss you! 0

I can only describe your beauty as a vegetable. Face is "melon seeds". The waist is willow. Eyebrows are willow leaves, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots. 0

224 1 I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, and kiss you every time I drink water. 0

Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! 0

I miss you, just like the cowherd wants to weave a girl, I love you, just like the mouse loves rice, and I dump you, just like the monkey breaks corn. 0

I know! But I can't. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! Hey, how are you now? You must dump your husband and come with me. 0

If you ask me, how I feel about you: I care about you! If I have to add an adjective to this feeling, it is: I only care about you! 0

Send you a bunch of roses to convey your feelings; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating! 0

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing 777. Promise me? 0

I shot at you with a bunch of enchanting eyes tied with 10,000 lies. You fell in a pool of blood, and your scarred body was covered with Cupid's bullets. 0

The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I knew that I was already a prisoner of your life. 0

Feelings are like bank deposits, quarreling is like withdrawing money, quarreling is equivalent to withdrawing money once, and it will be taken out one day! 0

223 1 The prodigal son turned back, not because of you, but because his heart was tired. It's like sleeping on a pillow and going out on a sunny day. But adding the words "because of you" is enough to make her feel a sense of accomplishment. 0

If the stock market can turn around, please let it take me with it. If I were a junk stock, I would never look back. Unless you and I restructure our assets! 0

Flip a coin and ask God if I love you. If it is positive, it means I love you. If it is negative, then, then will God be wrong? 0

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a short message. 0

If you want to have a wedding tomorrow, you might as well go next door today and have a good talk with divorced couples. Now, it's not too late for you to regret it. 0

I didn't know "Searching for Qin" was a true story until I met you. When I fell in love with you, I had a hunch that I would star in "Carry Love to the End". 0

With full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it! 0

Dear, today I will summon up the courage to say three words to you, which I have been afraid and unwilling to say: I love you! I choose today as a special day. Because: there is reason to go back on our word in the future! 0

One day in 2223, I was walking alone in the street. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it.

I'm moving. The address is No.520, Lane 520, Missing Street, Love Road, Love City. The landlord is my favorite. The lease term is unlimited. Rent: My love, the contract is that I love you all my life. Will you take me in? 520 0

222 1 is a calm river, surging only because it loves you; I am a quiet volcano that erupts only because I love you ... everything is just because I love you! 2

Don't be surprised if you receive it. Anyone who is timid can't confess. Choose a season to love you. Pledge of eternal love, run too fast, do you want to love me too? 2

22 19 two people call sending text messages to convey their feelings believing in love. They are narcissistic if they only accept it, unrequited love if they only accept it, love if they accept it, and love if they often accept it. 0

22 18 There are many women in the world, and men say that there is more than one woman worthy of love; There are countless men in the world, but women say that there is only one man worthy of love. 0

22 17 knowing you is "destiny takes a hand"; It is impossible to fall in love with you; Marrying you is "forced"; Abandoning you is a "normal phenomenon". 0

22 16 loving you is the happiest thing in my life. I think if you don't love me, it will be your greatest loss. Come with me if you love me! Please sleep with me if you don't love me! 0

22 15 a man and a woman I met online, feeling that the time was ripe, met on the third bench by the bridge. The man said, really ... here? The woman said, you damn fool! I told you to pick up girls online! 0

22 14 I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing. I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love-let's walk upright. 0

22 13 Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because 999 of them stepped on my body and you stepped on my heart! 0

22 12 female: "I didn't expect Cupid to shoot me." Man: "Where is Cupid from? Tell me and I'll teach him a lesson. Touch my woman. 0

22 1 1 Stabbing you with a knife, I'm afraid of blood; Poison you, too many fake drugs; Electrocute you, the electricity bill is too expensive, drown you, maybe you can swim. Forget it, I still want to die of you! 0

22 10 You can have love and sex without marriage, just like you can have four seasons without fruit. However, if you don't get married, you won't get a welfare house. 0

A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss. 0

Love precedes sex, and sex precedes love, just as eggs precede chickens and chickens precede eggs. It's hard to say which is truth and which is more noble than the other. 0

The deeper the relationship, the more specific the concern, from elegance to vulgarity, from spirit to body. When she was in love, she asked him, "Are you in a beautiful mood?" After getting married, she asked him, "Is your hemorrhoid cured?" 0

A rock singer once sang: girlfriend or dog? It's time for canaries to say this today: find a boyfriend and a dog at the same time. 0

Mr. 2205: "To commemorate our third wedding anniversary, do you want to buy a pearl necklace as a gift, or do you want to travel to Japan?" Madam: "I want to travel directly to Japan, where pearl necklaces are the cheapest." 0

Wife 2204: Some people say that young people will lose their minds in the charming moonlight. Do you think this is correct? Dave: That makes sense. Do you remember? I proposed to you in the moonlight. 0

Wife: "Please! For me, stop drinking! " Husband: "Nonsense! I didn't drink it for you. " 0

Husband 2202: "Dear, my love for you has reached 120 degrees." Wife: "Oh, then I'm going to divorce you." Husband: "Why?" Wife: "avoid being melted by you!" " " 0

220 1 youth: "I have been practicing her muscles these days." Friend: "Do you want her to call you a hero?" Youth: "No! So I can't be afraid of her father. " 0

Honey, tell me honestly, do you like beautiful girls? Or a smart girl? ""I'm not interested in such a girl, I only like you! " 0

2 199 "Dad, if you don't promise me to marry him, he will commit suicide." "What does his suicide have to do with me?" "He has a life insurance policy of 5 million pounds in your company."

2 198 A: "Hey, the actress you introduced to me seems to be a girl with a heart of stone." B: "cruel? You have to work hard, diamonds can touch her heart. " 0

2 197 she: "I am your wife because others don't sympathize with you." He: "You finally succeeded. Now everyone sympathizes with me. " 0

2 196 female: "why did you always obey me before and argue with me for two days after only three days of marriage?" Man: "Because my patience is limited." 0

2 195 Next, I will publish Mr. Smith's will. Before publishing the will, I would like to ask sincerely, Mrs. Smith, will you accept my proposal? 0

2 194 wife: "hey, I heard that men are bald because they use too much brain, is that right?" Husband: "Yes! Women have no beard because they talk all day and exercise too much. " 0

2 193 wife: "You talked in your sleep again last night." Husband: "Yes, otherwise I won't have a chance to talk." 0

2 192 You didn't come home until midnight after playing cards last night. What did you say to your wife? ""I said,' Today' ... ""Why are there only two words? " "hey! She said all the following. " 0

2 19 1 "It's an insult to give me 100 yuan of clothes!" "Then what should I do?" "At least buy one from 200 yuan." "How dare I insult you twice at the same time?" 0

2 190 it's hard to love someone! It is fun to love two people! Love three people is so annoying! Love four people bullshit! Love five people to capsize! Love for six people is completely over! 0

2 189 A young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love you so much that I would go through fire and water for you. If it doesn't rain this Saturday, I will definitely come! " 0

2 188 "I met a girl the other day. I loved her at first sight. " "That's great! But why don't you marry her? " "I looked at her again." 0

2 187 A: "Does your fiance know your age?" Woman B: "Yes, he knows part of it." 0

2 186 "I have been running for three days and haven't seen Halley's comet yet. What a pity! " The husband complained wearily. "It doesn't matter, although comets only meet once in 76 years, I am by your side every day." 0

2 185 husband: "Tomorrow is our 20th wedding anniversary. We should kill a chicken. " Wife: "Kill a chicken? Should it be responsible for our quarrel for 20 years? " 0

2 184 "Honey, if I told you I was broke, would you still love me?" "But you're not really broke." "Of course not." "Then of course I still love you!" 0

2 183 "How can a beautiful girl like you marry such an old man?" "People need money and never look at its release date." 0

2 182 A newly married couple just returned from their honeymoon. As soon as they got off the plane, the bride said, "honey, let's pretend to be an old couple who have been married for a long time, shall we?" "Come and carry the box!" 0

2 18 1 I heard that you are going to remarry your husband again, right? ""yes, I must not let this villain entertain himself at home. " 0

2 180 "Xiao Wu quarreled with the young couple. No one else cares, what are you messing around with? " The husband replied, "I don't care? After that, we started fighting, and no one came to stop it. Can I stand it? " 0

Hey, how was this date? Did it work? ""it can be said that it has become half. " "What do you mean?" "I went, she-didn't go." 0

2 178 The young man chooses a New Year card for his girlfriend. "This suit. It says: Bless my only sweetheart! " "That's great! Give me a dozen ... "0

2 177 fiancee: finding a partner is never perfect. Fiancee: Yes. Fiancee: Some people are pretty, but it is common to find a partner. Fiance: I know, you are talking about me. 0

2 176 The couple quarreled and said that it was a blind date before marriage. The neighbor asked, "Then why did you get married?" "Marriage restored our sight." 0

2 175 The neighbor asked her husband, "Your wife has had a toothache for several days. You have to do something! " "I thought about it!" The husband replied, "I have been stuffing my ears with cotton balls these days." 0

2 174 "What's the difference between men and women looking at windows?" "Very simple, women look at goods and men look at prices!" 0

2 173 man: "I'm your husband's best comrade-in-arms. I want to keep a souvenir, okay?" Ma' am "Woman:" Yes. I am his legacy. " 0

2 172 the girl asked her boyfriend, "why did you buy me artificial flowers?" I like flowers. " "Honey, flowers always wither when I wait for you!" 0

2 17 1 "When I got married, you said I was as beautiful as a movie!" "Yes, a silent pantomime!" 0

2 170 Mathematicians and girlfriends are walking in the park. My girlfriend asked, "Do you really mind my freckles?" The mathematician replied, "Absolutely not! I was born to like dealing with decimal points. " 0

2 169 female: I have a request. Can you allow me? Man: Honey, even if you want my heart, you will dig it for you. Woman: Well, I hope you leave me. I really hate your face. 0

2 168 male: "I promise you anything, but please promise me one request." Woman: "Go ahead, what are your requirements?" Man: "Never ask me anything." 0

2 167 female: why do you use one eye every time you look at me? In this way, M: I can see more clearly. W: Why? Man: Everyone aims with one eye when shooting. 0

2 166 "I stood under my girlfriend's window and sang love songs to her. She threw me a flower. " "What about the wound on your head?" "Oh, she forgot to take the flowers out of the flowerpot." 0

2 165 father: you are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are too many people. Whose wife am I looking for? 0

2 164 wife: you used to send me roses. Why don't you send me some now? Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman feed him bait after catching a fish? 0

2 163 Pay all wages, including those that are not planned; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Thoughts are reported every day, including a flash of thought. 0

2/Mrs kloc-0/62: honey, if the weather is fine tomorrow, please accompany me to the street to buy some clothes! What did the weather forecast say just now? Husband: "Rain, wind, thunder, earthquake." 0

2 16 1 "I really can't think of anything for my wife's birthday. It's not expensive, and it can make her very happy. " "Write her an anonymous love letter." 0

2 160 when I was down and out, a girl was willing to accompany me to the grave ... her eyes were red, and she said, if you don't pay me back, I will die with you. 0

2 159 When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, "If you pester me again, I will die!" 0

2 158 after dinner, the plump hostess said that she weighed only 98 Jin when she got married. Her husband smiled and said, "yes, in my investment, this is."