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Elegant works:

"Yellow = Living Immortal", one of the Divine Calculations Tetralogy.

Lord: Stuart, Huang Huang. Matching: Mu Ling, Jiang Qing, Ao Sheng, etc.

Copywriting:

The old doctor asked the village iron mouth to show his baby a photo. The conclusion turned out to be that this child is a demigod! So, simply name the baby-Huang.

At the age of five, he helped Aunt Wang in the village find the lost cow, and Huang's name spread all over the village.

At the age of ten, he unfortunately said that there would be an earthquake in three days, so Huang's name spread all over the city.

At the age of fifteen, he went out traveling incognito and saved the emperor who suffered a mutiny unintentionally. Therefore, the Qin dynasty named Huang as a "living immortal" and spread it all over the country.

For a time, the saying that yellow is equal to the fairy is popular all over the country!

At the age of sixteen, there was an endless stream of people who asked him to tell fortune, and people who asked him to measure words flocked to him; He met Stuart, the first strange man in Wulin with strong martial arts but extremely bad personality, when the Jianghu disputes asked him to give advice and the palace master seized power and asked him to be prepared for danger in times of peace. He is very handsome. Will ordinary people take such a name? I just know that this thin and tasteless book basket I found is actually the legendary living fairy-Huang! Stuart decided to make a deal with him. He can protect him and help him out of trouble! However, the condition is that Huang will help him marry a unique and completely suitable beauty.

But what went wrong? Why did the first wonder in Wulin sneak into his bed?

Again, his name is Huang, not a living fairy!

Hao Wang mu Tian

Divine calculation, Part IV, Part II, "Seeing the sky with good wood"

Master: Muling, look around. Matching: Shuishui, Situ, Jiang Qing, Xiaohe.

Note: There is overcast silence outside the fan, and the shaft is cold.

Copywriting:

Muling planted a tree looking up to heaven, like a baby. Caught the thief who stole the tree He is a big boy of seventeen or eighteen, so he bullied a little boy of seven or eight, beat him up, let him out, and then stole, robbed and beat him. This wild child is quite horizontal. Later, he stole a tree and was struck by lightning, so he was honest. Mu Ling treated him and saved his life.

After getting well, the little boy left and shouted to the tree when he left: "My name is Mu. From today on, my name is Qin. Wait, I'll get this piece of wood back sooner or later. "

Ten years later, Mu Ling is a great doctor and the best person in the world.

Looking up to heaven ten years later, Qin was a horse thief and the biggest villain in the world.

In the early autumn of a certain year, Mu Ling traveled far and wide in search of medicinal materials that could make him live forever. Before he traveled, he made a pact with himself.

One, mind your own business!

Second, mind your own business!

Three, mind your own business!

The psychic trilogy "Shi Sheng Qing Feng"

Chairman: Ao Sheng, Jiang Qing. Match: Look at Jiang Mumu. Situ Huang Huang, the axis is cold and cloudy.

Copywriting:

Aosheng has been a wolf cub since childhood and is cruel. Even when he grows up, he is a bad wolf. He became emperor, decisive and violent. The minister advised, "Your Majesty, have mercy."

Ao Sheng disdained, "A tyrant is worse than a bad king."

Jiang Qing is a cold stone, without any emotion or sadness. He just gave a little tenderness to the injured hungry wolf, and the little wolf cub stared at him, crazy and hopeless.

If there is only one choice between the throne and Jiang Qing, Ao Sheng chooses the throne because he had no choice before becoming emperor.

So Aosheng ascended the throne and Jiang Qing left.

When he became emperor, Aosheng tried his best to get Jiang Qing back, because he was already an emperor and had a choice.

The minister shook his head. "Your Majesty, there are many beauties in the world."

Ao Sheng smiled coldly: "I can't stand those beautiful women."

Minister frown, "the emperor, etiquette ..."

Ao Sheng smiled coldly: "If you can't find Qing, I'll tear you to pieces and spell etiquette."

Divine calculation, four parts, four "national gods"

Lord: Iron is cold, Yin is silent, and: Luo Xiao is in harmony. Luo Yuan, Qi Yi, etc.

Copywriting:

Master Guo Xiang is a psychic. He loves to make trouble, turning temples and rivers and lakes upside down.

Note: Serial.

On the relationship between the protagonists in the psychic trilogy: Stuart is handsome and Mu Ling is a brother; Jiang Qing is Stuart's deputy king; Huang is the son of Yin; Ao Sheng is Huang's half-brother; Yuan Lie is AoSheng's uncle; Qin later became Wang Tian's sworn brother.

A Record of the Seventh Five-Year Strange Case (Crossing the Non-Rat Cat)

Look at those two black-bellied ubers pinching each other at the same time. Records of the seventh five-year plan

Bai Yutang, a scenic spot. Supporting roles: Gongsun Ce, Zhao Pu.

Copywriting: The young man went back to Kaifeng City in the Northern Song Dynasty 65,438+0,000 years ago and met Bai Yutang, a legendary golden pheasant with ancient scrolls and modern scrolls.

Youlong with the moon.

Chairman: Gongsun Ce, Zhao Pu. Match: small. Rats and cats, etc.

Copywriter: Gongsun Ce, a master of Kaifengfu, is a scholar, brilliant in medical skills and brilliant, but a little nosy. Zhao Pu, DaSong nine emperors, marshal of military forces. He's a great martial artist, but he's a little embarrassed. He is an emperor on the battlefield and a rogue on the battlefield. One day, Zhao Pu met Gongsun, and after a series of misunderstandings, something happened that scholars usually don't happen when they meet soldiers. ...

The long moon smiles at the sky.

Lord: Rat cat. Matches: the original team of the Seventh Five-Year Plan.

Copywriting: The protagonist's character is like a question:

The kitten is the moon, the mouse is the sky,

Distinctive personality, each with its own characteristics.

The full text is as follows:

The plot is Yun Zheyue's concealment, and the keynote is the appearance of clouds.

Very confused, the peak turns around.

The characters' emotions are like questions:

Lang Yue just wants to match the sky, and the sky only loves Lang Yue.

Perfect couple, perfect couple.

SCI mysterious collection

It is divided into three parts, the upper and middle parts have been completed, and the lower part is still serialized.

Modern! ! -Wonderful detective case collection

Chairman: Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang. Matching: Gongsun Ce Bai Jintang, Zhao Zhen Bai Chi, Zhao Jue.

Introduction: modern mice and cats, psychological exploration (classic, highly recommended)

Contradictory world

Lord: Rat cat. Competition: Gong Sun, Zhao Pu, Zhan Fang, Xiao Zisi, Xiao Liang. ...

Copywriting: greed, anger, love, delusion, between good and evil.

Brother Zhan Zhao's whereabouts are unknown, and the only clue left for him is a place name. Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang searched all the way, but they met a series of incredible cases ... Are there really ghosts in this world? Do folklore, disappearing ancient laws and witchcraft spells all exist? Whether it's different skills or demons, a mouse and a cat will take you to uncover layers of fog.

This is a detective story in folklore. Lianzai

Guilty Love A Night in Angel Dark —— A short story.

Leading role: Angel, Murphy. Supporting roles: Austin, Black JK

Copywriting: The story of the abandoned wild dog and the detective artist who took it in.

Sinful angel of love dawn.

Leading role: Angel, Murphy. Supporting roles: Aoyou, Jiuyi, etc. Suspense detective.

Copywriting: Inheriting the style of dark night, Angel and Murphy continue to solve the final mystery.

Tales of Dancing Night (Serial)

Protagonist: Miao Xiaobei, Ming Lan. Supporting roles: Feng Xiaoyu, Mi Duo, Xiao Hua, Qi Lao, Bailou, Jing Yao Feng, Hissel, Longque, Gu Rui, Feng Mingyu, etc. ........................................................................................................................

Copywriter: Miao Xiaobei, a dancer, accidentally discovered the secret hidden in the dance steps while learning a national dance ... Strong curiosity made him try this taboo dance. The dancers on the altar revived the worst exorcist in history with their perfect dance steps.

Twelve golden gongs in the great adventure

(I heard that there are four, and the other three haven't opened yet)

Protagonist: Kaikai, Troy. Supporting roles: human, demon, shemale.

Copywriter: Adventurers and vampires, bookworms and noble snakes, monsters, cats, monsters, black-bellied exorcists, loyal dogs, jungle people, a greedy baby, and a cute little tiger are on an adventure to find mysterious treasures left over from ancient times.

Don't taste if I love you, Xiaoyao Hou

Starring: ┃, Mu Lang (Mo Yan) Supporting roles: Tang He, Qi Yang ┃ Others:

Copywriter: Lian Yu got drunk and robbed the waiter in a nightclub. This young Mulang hides an unknown secret under his delicate and beautiful appearance. The amazing meeting, the meekness of getting along with each other, everything was a lie, and even he gradually realized his reputation and struck a chord, but at the same time he felt his struggle and pain.

Mulang, who fell in love with him, could not complete the task, was arrested and suffered inhuman torture. Lianyu lost sight of him, and in the sea of people, in the hail of bullets, he grew old overnight. ...

A few years later, we met in the narrow road in our lifetime and finally met again. However, Mulang, who has undergone plastic surgery and has been washed white, will never remember the man he loved. The plot has just begun ... carry him through to the end ~ ~

The wizard of the kingdom-grapefruit

Very good. . But MS is a big pit

"beloved" series rabbits

Lin Hanqing who was mistakenly caught in the dragon bed

Starring: Zhu, supporting roles: Su Xiaoxun, Shen

Official documents and letters

Three-year-old Su Xiaoyan was chosen as the prince's Bandu.

The prince loved him and pitied him, but he didn't want him to know the ugliness of the world, so he built a simple world for him.

However, how can the world be completely isolated?

"Wrong" Author: Wu Si

Because of a false news, the unlucky Chi Weifeng was targeted by his serious boss. ...

Protagonist: Zuo, Chi Weifeng Supporting Role: Others ...

War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression for eight years. Dancing on the river

Don't be ambiguous after reading the article ~ ~ ~ This eight-year war of resistance has nothing to do with that famous eight-year war of resistance. Ha ~ ~ No hair at all ~ ~ This article tells the story of a young husband, Qin Mu and Android, who lived together for eight years ~ ~ ~

Two people, it's good. -

Honey, it's okay. -

Ghost Story in the Clear Autumn

Protagonist: An Zong, Bai Yi

Very good ghost novel. .

Ghost hotel su pancake

This article is light and funny, not scary.

Synopsis: After long-term unemployment, Shi found a new job-the front office manager of the oldest hotel in the world. This hotel has fallen angels, vampires, werewolves, elves and dwarves.

Ghost boss shortcake

Wang Xiaoming's biggest secret-he has a crush on Chang Haitao in the upper bunk.

Wang Xiaoming's greatest hobby-playing Baal in Diablo when he has nothing to do.

The most painful thing in Wang Xiaoming-Chang Haitao has Haitao's wife.

Wang Xiaoming's most frightening thing-Barr stood behind him, watching him play BOSS, and asked with a smile, what are you doing?

Wang Xiaoming once thought that his life before the age of 23 added up to a book "Unlucky History of Wang Xiaoming", but he didn't know until April 15 that the previous 23 years were just the preface to "Unlucky History of Wang Xiaoming".

Shi Tian Zhiwei 1-7 Fan Luo

Nie Xingfeng's first impression of Zhang Xuan is hard to describe with the word "bad".

I was almost killed by a liar when I was a child.

This led him to grow up and hate the chaotic God of Machamp.

When flying, this guy who looks like a human next to him stepped on his mine as soon as he opened his mouth!

What! This little magic wand is actually an employee of their company! ?

I thought I could get rid of this annoying little wand as soon as I got out of the airport.

But I didn't expect them to continue their evil relationship. ...

"Boss, your Tang Yin is bleak, and there will be disasters in the near future, so it is not advisable to travel ..."

「……」

Damn it! If he talks nonsense again, he will be fired-he-

The series Ghosts Tonight is very attractive.

Don't say anything ~ supernatural classics

Bi Yao, negotiator

Qiang Qiang is Bi Yao's new work after Invincible Strong! Or the strong fight for hegemony!

Zero oath magic soldier's trip to mainland China

: protagonist: ┃ white star supporting role: ┃ others: beauty, fantasy, magic, quarrelling.

White star crossed into the legendary magical continent, and did not want to participate in hegemony, just wanted to live a quiet life.

Of course, it would be better if we could do whatever we want.

Unfortunately, he met some wild animals and bid farewell to a quiet life.

"The Blood Teeth of Princess Huanzhu" Romantic Cang Yue

Abuse of NC language. . Protagonist: Solante? Castiel? Frederick, Gan Long ┃ Supporting roles: Swallow, Ziwei, Yongqi, Erkang ┃ Others: Tammy, Father and Son, Crossing, Blood clan.

As a China blood clan that keeps pace with the times in 2 1 century, she accidentally wears a world full of NC. She not only wore a tire, but also changed a foreign shell. Shell is still an unknown father! Damn it, don't say amen to me. The sweet blood of virgins is my favorite, no matter before or now!

What? The father of shells turned out to be the backbone of that tragic center? Damn it, don't touch vampires, even if you are the father of vampires, because I am a vampire in China! We are conservative!

"No Flowers and No Fragrance" Purple Ye Feng Forest

Leading role: Wu Hua, supporting role: everyone else in the novel.

Wu Hua and Xiang Shuai's colleagues

Flower praise of "Near the Rivers and Lakes"

Protagonist: ┃ Chu Liuxiang Supporting Role: Cold Autumn Soul in Hu Tiehua, Zhu Yu ┃ Others: Fellow travelers, Jianghu.

The wind and cloud in the world come from our generation, and the years rush when we enter the rivers and lakes.

You can't live a drunken life in an emperor's arrogant joke.

On a moonlit night, a quiet lake passes through a different world, and a beautiful woman returns home in spring.

Warm account Luo Shang Wen Xiang's place, like you to play in the rivers and lakes.

Close at hand, eight inches is a week, and ten inches is a foot. Jianghu is a vast and carefree place.

Two handsome men, after several Jianghu incidents, are drunk and close at hand, so there is no need to miss each other.

"(Ye Gucheng) Wei Ming) Author: Sismo

Copywriting:

He is the Lord of the lonely city above the white clouds.

Past lives are, and so is this life.

Although there are flying immortals, they are as lonely as snow.

It's just, that little smile-

With him, he usually does not abandon his previous life, drinks under the moon, smiles and comes to this life.

Choose loneliness, or choose to accompany him ...

Note: This is the rebirth of Ye Gucheng, not the original background of Lu Xiaofeng's novels! So it's also a cologne that crosses the top of the head = = ||

This Shaolin Wei Ming is the game man who loves Sandu Little Shaolin!

The background of this article is overhead.

This article is beautiful, er, it can be called strong.

This article is the author's bitter self-abuse.

Search keywords: protagonist: (Ye) ┃ Wei Ming supporting roles: Li Jie, Ye Qinglan, Julia Mu, Jin Se, Jie Yin Others: Rebirth.

The beauty of beauty and the black of hackers, Iris Lo

Scholars who love O2O. . The story of KO and her beautiful brother

How to kill the son in "Evil Spirit"

Starring: Jiang, Lu Yujie Supporting Role: Yu Qing Others: Online Games, Reality.

Keyboard online games. . Official documents and letters

You are as cold as ice, I am glistening, and the grievances are hard to solve.

therefore ...

BUFF is fully open, see you on the PK field!

After the game, I will sit down when you come to dinner, and we will go back to the dormitory hand in hand.

Classmates and friends pretend to be sworn enemies of the game and have fun.

But I don't know how those vague ideas will end when reality and games are entangled.

An extramarital affair caused by a diary, Sha Zi

Starring: ┃, Jiang Tianyu, ┃, Fang Xin, supporting role: Jiang Xiaoyu, others.

Copywriting:

First of all, this article is a beautiful article about online games, and the background is Tianlong Babu online games, which is not true.

Secondly, this paper is related to Diary of Eight Major Drama Games for Primary School Students. It's reference, not plagiarism. Please pay attention to this item. Don't say that I plagiarized without reading the copy.

Finally, I can't write a copy, so I can only cover it up with a simple sentence: this is about the diary. !

Don't say you love me before going to bed.

My first book. . . At first, I was very moved. .

"407, don't make trouble" party

Funny articles on campus. .

Simple addition of bad inkstone and bad inkstone

Campus classroom

Dawn goes round and round.

Starring: ┃ Wang Jun, Chen Su Supporting Role: ┃ Gao Yuan, Liu Zhendong Others:

Chen Su changed his life from the countryside to the big city, but when he met Wang Jun, his life changed.

Feng Wu Sha Kuang Yiyang

Copywriting:

The first universe in the world, thunderbolt, super invincible lazy wind,

At present, I have to go undercover.

Unexpectedly, undercover did a good job,

Also when the somebody else's "pseudo niang answer".

During a trip to Prague, Feng Yunuo met his muse.

"Muse" Shamu is not willing to be teased again and again.

Where is he going to show his highness?

Of course, eat each other dry and clean, and take a takeaway!

"The way to kill." Huai Shang

Leading role: Zheng Ping, Chu supporting role: others: process abuse, what is the ending?

Power and status, money and beauty, conspiracy and blood, desire and love.

High-ranking cadres who play arms business meet underworld talents who play military muskets. They fall in love at first sight, and at first sight, they refuse to hold hands and never give up.

Loyal dog small slag attack &; The school flower suffers ~!

"Extreme Road Fireworks" in Huaishang

A black-bellied Fuantomon attacked. Five years ago, he accidentally angered a beauty killer who haggled over every ounce. So five years later, the killer put on a small white skin and deliberately lured the ghosts and beasts to attack.

This is a cunning and vicious process of pretending to be white first, then act young, and then pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger. The river crab won the final victory.

Looking at you sherry 134

The blind teacher was attacked by moderate students.

If I break my wings,

Fall into a well

I would never hope

Fly with your strength

"Boss" Series Lin Pei

A word is very sweet

Black boy strikes ~

"Injury" makes mischief

Introduction:

Out of boredom, the Xu Shi brothers, who have always been lawless and powerful, want to play some exciting games and entertainment-the two brothers agreed to find a place and set a good time. At the beginning of the time, the people who walked in front were the prey, and they were blindfolded. Whoever they are, they must go on and not be allowed to break their word. After that, they will let people go.

"Grey" is a trick

Harmful sisters

Flies that stay away from you go with the wind.

The incense burner was burning with fine sandalwood, and the smoke curled up, swaying in the air with the faint chanting from the inner hall.

"I hope that the weather will be good and the country will be safe; Second, I hope that all lovers in the world are good; Three wishes ... "Suddenly paused and continued with a trembling voice:" I only hope ... from now on, forget the person in my heart and never meet again! "

Fate ... that's evil.

The world of mortals, reincarnation for generations, once met, is beyond redemption. ...

"Great God Cultivation Plan" Author: Huai Shang

This article is a light comedy, so it's easy not to swear. Why?

A mean, vicious and manly director was influenced by the story of turning his loyal dog into a superstar.

This article stems from the author's long-standing resentment: why can't a vicious and arrogant beauty give a diligent and loyal dog a little attack on the hidden rules?

Then he became a small attack of the great god, just like when he was not famous. The playboy and the evil director were paraded like a queen. Small attack is like a loyal poodle, wagging its tail and following its younger brother. ...