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Funny New Year edict (within 20 words)

In the passing of time, today is the Chinese New Year. I ask for a tribute of one hundred yuan banknotes. You can also give me gold, silver, fine jewelry, and jewelry. Anyone who treats me to a meal will be rewarded. I will continue to work after the third level of official student! Anyone who disagrees can shut up! All relatives and friends appreciate this!

I appreciate this! Early 2013 AD