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Diary of a conversation between father and daughter at the dinner table

One day, when the family was having dinner, my father suddenly said, "What's the point of raising a daughter? ... I worked so hard to raise such a big one and gave it away ... The whole family was silent ... "

When my father said this for the first time, his heart was sour at that time.

When the college entrance examination was very stressful, my mother said a very heroic sentence: I can't support you all my life, anyway, I have supported you 18 years. Follow mom later.

Five years ago, when I was going to college, my mother cried all afternoon. I sat next to her, wondering why she was so sad. Then my mother suddenly sat up and hugged me and said we shouldn't go. Is it okay?

Let me try. . .

After dinner, the family chatted together.

Mom: After you get married, your father and I will buy a small house in that city and live near your home.

She asked my dad again: What do you think?

Dad: I feel fine.

At that time, I wanted to be single all my life.

Once in college, 5. 1 agreed to go to play with my boyfriend. Dad sent me a message asking if I could go back.

I said I wouldn't go back for a few days.

He wrote another reply.

Only four words.

"The cherry is ripe" (there is a cherry tree in my yard)

My tears suddenly like a flood ... in fact, there are many.

Once my mother and I stood there watching the shop.

She stood facing me for a while.

Suddenly approached and kissed my eyebrows.

My heart suddenly jumped like that.

And then two people pretend nothing happened?

I turned and hid.

Tears have been spinning.

Since I was a child.

I didn't even hug them.

When I was a child, my father liked to ask me to go shopping with him.

Speaking of selling fruit or something, I just want it.

He likes to buy me food.

He always holds my little finger for me.

I lived in menstruation's house in high school.

Go home once

He invited me to go shopping with him.

I walked behind him.

Look at his little finger.

Just like when I was a kid.

There's really no way. ..

When I was a child, I liked being hugged by my mother. When I was eight or nine years old, my mother still hugged me in the street. When an uncle saw it, he hit the nail on the head and said that he was still hugging at this age. Look at your mother's fatigue, come down quickly!

Mom smiled and said, I can't carry it anymore, so I let others carry it away.

I didn't feel anything at the time. I remembered this sentence on my wedding day and cried for N times. ...

When I was a child, I was very popular. A friend of my father often jokes with my parents and says, Give me your daughter.

Once he came to my house for dinner and kept saying that he would take me back to his house, and so on.

Then when my uncle left, the whole family went to see him off. My brother said he was not feeling well, so he went to his room to lie down and sleep alone.

I followed my parents to see my uncle off. My brother suddenly called me and said, Sister, you come to see me.

When I entered the room, my brother said, Sister, don't go with him. Sister, I like you.

At that time, I was in the first grade of primary school, and my brother was in the kindergarten teacher class. I still cry every time I think about it.

Now I am in Guangzhou and my brother is in Beijing. I really miss him.

As long as you are happy and unhappy, go home.

Wandering outside for 8 years

Dad said this when he first joined the work four years ago.

Mom said this when she broke up with her cohabiting boyfriend 1 years ago.

Broke up with the second BF three months ago. They say a person should be strong.

Now single, the ideal is to take them over as soon as possible, and don't worry about being bullied if you eat instant noodles overtime.

Just graduated and worked once. My boss is a little annoyed and always calls me dad strangely.

Dad said no, dad can afford his daughter.

Tears ran without ambition, so I packed my bags and ran home the next day.

Your father is not at home and doesn't want to cook. The cat is eating cookies with me.

I have kept this message from my mother.

When I was playing in a bar with my classmates on my second birthday, I received a text message from my father saying

"Twenty years ago at this time, your mother and I just took you out of the delivery room. You cried so loudly that we looked at you and thought it was the happiest day of our lives. " Then I cried in the bar.

This is my first time in a foreign country, working for 2 months, and then going home.

Tell my family that my boyfriend will pick me up.

When I arrived in the morning, I received a phone call from my father.

I will do some maintenance for the car. . By the way, I'll treat you two to dinner.

When I got home, I heard from my mother that your father was jealous when he saw that you were not in a hurry.

I thought for a long time and wanted an excuse that was not particularly deliberate and could not be refused.

I was having dinner and then I went home. .

Lovely dad.

My mother was very strict when I was young.

She always felt that I bought everything at home and didn't need pocket money.

Dad dotes on it. Mm-hmm. Kind of like it.

Every time I go on a business trip, especially when I catch a holiday, I will give more money.

Once when I went home before a holiday, my father had to go on a business trip, which meant that we couldn't hand over.

Dad said to put the money in my drawer.

I'm afraid my mother will read when she takes something.

So ... . . .

Dad sent me a short message: the money is for you, in a book called "Prescription for Use" on the penultimate floor on the left side of the big bookshelf in the living room.

I went home and stepped on the armrest of the sofa, and successfully dug out the 500 yuan money in the book. . .

I really want to cry.

Is it easy? . .

Working in the field, one day my father came back from a business trip and immediately went online to find me. Inadvertently, he said that he was really old and even felt tired. I felt very uncomfortable at that time.

Another time I said, Dad, don't be so tired. What are you doing? Dad said that I have to make money for my daughter. I found that until now, they are still giving me their lives. So I swear I will do my best to give it to them.

Life abroad is really hard. The thought that my parents always love me and drown me makes me want to graduate and go home.

When I first went abroad, my mother was very opposed. She said that when I went abroad alone, I was sick and nobody took care of me, but my father supported my idea and finally came out.

When I first came out, my parents insisted on sending me abroad. On the first night at my destination, my father looked at me with a look of fear and immediately said, I feel lonely. ..

Everyone in my family knows that I like zongzi and moon cakes very much. Every summer when I go back, they prepare zongzi and moon cakes for the Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival, which belong to me only. ..

My parents also said that it doesn't matter who you want to marry in the future, as long as you like it ... My parents will support you no matter how hard life is ~

My mother called me when I was born this year. After I answered the phone, I began to play birthday songs, followed by English in Chinese and Korean in English. Finally, my mother said, what's up? Listen to it. I'll listen to it again. I'm on the phone and I can't stop crying.

My father is a very old-fashioned man and can't express his feelings or anything. My mother told me last time that she bought a cup for my father. He said, why not just buy one and buy the same one for my girl? My mom says your kids don't like this. My dad said, no, I must buy it. I want to use the same as hers!

Still in tears.

Once my father was on a business trip and my mother was alone at home.

After work, I told her that my boyfriend and I had an appointment to go out for dinner and would not go back.

My mother said piteously, well, I'll go home and eat instant noodles.

Later, after a while, she called and said, Daughter, why doesn't your mother have dinner with you and take me with her? I'll be scared at home alone. I cried at that time. ....

It turns out that mothers can also be spoiled. .....

Mom: "I'm not here in the future, you should be kind to your father and take him with you everywhere" (as if I were an unfilial daughter, I actually understand it as husband and wife here. . . )

Dad "either wants you to get married or wants someone to take care of you when mom and dad are away."

But what impressed me the most and made me feel uncomfortable.

Once my mother told me.

It's all mom's fault. You can't have everything you want.

If mom can do something, she will buy you whatever you want, keep you from going to work and enjoy life every day.

. . I mean, mom, this is what I should do. .

I looked for BF in a different place, and my mother thought it was too far away.

Just joking on the phone, don't blow it.

I cried in an instant, and my father grabbed the phone and coaxed me.

I shouted "Dad" and cried even harder.

My father always said, I'm glad you like it, and your mother is joking with you.

There is a Mid-Autumn Festival.

Just this year.

My father likes drinking. .....

I'll call him and say, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, boss. Are you drunk?

He just said that I can't drink anything without you. Give me a p.

Kill me in a few seconds .....

On my birthday, my mother sent me a text message saying: My lifelong wish is to make you happy.

I have never seen my mother drunk, but I always see my father drunk.

As a result, when I invited my friends to dinner to celebrate my entrance to the university, my mother was as drunk as a fiddler, laughing and crying in the private room. At first I laughed at my mother's inability to drink. Later, when I approached, I heard what she was mumbling, and I immediately burst into tears.

Her old man is muttering: My daughter hasn't left me for 20 years, and I don't know if she has come back for four years at once. I feel bad, but I'm happy for her anyway.

I have a half brother, younger than my peers. He is five years old this year. Once I asked him if he wanted to grow taller, and he said no.

I asked him why he said that my father was going to die when I grew taller.

I ...

Once my family drove out.

Get lost in the middle of the night, the road is desolate, and there are no street lamps.

Dad is a little anxious, but mom is very calm.

Fortunately, I finally found my way home.

Later, my mother told me that she was not worried at all that night, because the three of us were together, so there was nothing to worry about.

Dad had a stroke for five years, and I was floating outside for four years. Some time ago, I went home to give my father a bath and shave. My father looked at me intently and suddenly said, you are exactly like me when I was a child ~ ~ ~

My eyes were wet then ~ ~ ~

I went to college and left home in my first year.

Once I didn't call home for a long time, and then my mother called me.

She said that your father had a dream last night, woke me up in the middle of the night and said something to me.

"I dreamed that my daughter said she wanted to eat KFC."

My eyes were wet then.

I was sad when I remembered it later.

No matter how old you are, you are still a child in your parents' mind.

Every night when I go home, I will help my mother to rub her back and pull out her white hair to watch TV with her.

Then my mother sometimes sighs suddenly and says that as I get older, my time is getting less and less.

I feel sad every time I hear it.

That time my mother asked me to cut her nails,

She was very, very happy when she cut it for her.

Are your nails like this? She is too old to see clearly without glasses. She cut herself a few days ago.

I don't know why I cried when I saw my mother's hand turn away in pain.

After that, I will add a manicure every time I go back.

It pains me to see my mother happy like a child.

Dad was drunk and said that his daughter was a baby ~ ~ ~ it was a baby ~ ~ that tear. . . . . . .

I went home on vacation once.

I heard my mother chatting with her neighbors after buying food in the corner downstairs.

I'm not in a hurry to go there, and I'm not in a hurry. I'll let them talk until they're done.

Neighbor asked my mother: Now that you are retired, what are you doing at home every day?

My mother said: sit at home and miss my son.

And then I can't

In high school, the rebellious ear had 10 ear holes, lip rings and tongue rings. Actually, I'm just curious about coming home from vacation with a ring on my face. I expected my mother to scold me, but even if she did, she didn't say anything as usual at the moment she opened the door. I am getting more and more flustered, but I am lucky to think that my mother is very open. A week later, I joked that I love you. My mother didn't talk for a long time. I went back to my room. My mother said I love you too, but you didn't.

I was heartbroken.

I will find someone else.

Not mom and dad, but my brother.

My family has always opposed my having a boyfriend. They think girls are easy to suffer.

As a result, once I had a boyfriend, I tentatively asked my brother, "What kind of person do you think your sister should be with?"

He said, "A thousand times better than me. My sister is the most sacred in my heart. "

After listening to his words, I was at a loss. I really think ~ maybe no one loves me like them except my family.

Go home from college once.

Mom wants to sleep with me.

the next day

Mother said

I touched you in a daze yesterday.

I woke up suddenly.

"Daughters have grown so big."

Listening to her mother-in-law, before getting married, her mother said to her, "When this girl was young, her father and I both went to work, and no one cooked. She took care of herself and never let us worry." I always feel that I owe her a lot ... "

Listening to my cousin, on the wedding night, my father said to himself, "I wonder if the girl's toenails have been cut." Although others reported it, I couldn't help crying.

I texted my mother and said I'd give you a kiss.

My mother said we could kiss in class.

I said the teacher said I understood.

My mother says you smell a little sweet.

I think my mother is very cute. ...

I'm in college now.

I got a text message from my mother once.

A very ungrammatical sentence composed of words.

I replied, "What is it?"

It took more than an hour.

The mother replied, "Hello, daughter"

At that time, the students in the dormitory were laughing when they saw it.

Say, "Your mother is so cute."

I know my mother can't pinyin, and she can't send short messages.

The mobile phone can't be used except for making phone calls.

It took you so long to check the pinyin to send me this message.

I cried my eyes out.

A year of looking for a job

I saw it.

Always unsmiling in front of me

An inarticulate father

I came to Beijing specially for my business.

Run before busy, and have dinner with you after busy.

I called him at night and said:

Dad, I will definitely try. I don't want you to do this.

As she spoke, she began to cry.

Dad kept silent on the other end of the phone.

Hung up the phone, dad sent a message:

Daughter, your father is very happy when you grow up.

I am studying abroad, and my parents must call me every three days. My mother said, baby. Eat and dress by yourself when you are outside. Parents are afraid that you will have no money to spend outside, and there is nothing wrong with frugality. . . My tears. Shua shua.

Every time I am at home, my father likes to wash my hair. My hair is very long, so my father washes it for me very gently. My parents' friends came to play at home and happened to see my father washing my hair. Aunt said that your father really loves you. Up to now, after I take a shower at home, my father uses a hair dryer to dry my hair. I sat there with a small stool, and he was very happy to help me blow. Dad never let me wash the dishes, saying, I just need to eat the bear, and washing the dishes is dad's business.

I cried myself to death. . . . . .

Mom and Dad, I love you!