I would like to ask my friends who are good at classical Chinese and literature. Some very cool colleagues sent emails to tease me. He probably wrote them randomly. How should I reply to him?

This text message makes no sense. When Duan Yu was young, he was the crown prince of King Zhennan of Dali. At that time, it was the Liao Kingdom that was confronting the Song Dynasty. After the Liaoping Dynasty, there was the Jin Dynasty, and after the Jin Dynasty fell, it was the Yuan Dynasty. After several generations, the Duan family had already passed down a descendant of Master Yideng to become the emperor. Duan Yu only has a skeleton left in the grave. How can a living person write a letter to someone who has been dead for many years?

Even if Duan Yu is alive, he is at least the prince of Zhennan, or the emperor of Dali. "Gongzi" is a general term for the sons of ordinary ministers, so it is obviously wrong ("The Eight Parts of the Dragon" is also confusing Come). A commoner could just casually write a short note to a prince or even an emperor. There was not even "Tai Jian" or "Zun Jian" in front of it, but he actually wrote a nonsense "Ming Jian" with no "Ming Jian" at the end of the text. There are no eulogies such as "When you pay respects", and there is only the word "someone" at the end, and there are no etiquette such as "kowtow" or "bow down". The long histories of the Zhennan Palace were thrown into the wastebasket immediately after reading them, and they were not shown to Duan Yu at all. Duan Yu would not give three replies to such a bastard. The following writing of "the third year of Zhizheng of the Yuan Dynasty" is also wrong. You can only write "the third year of Zhizheng of the Yuan Dynasty in Dadu".

The above is just a formatting problem, and the text is even more confusing. There are no similar words in the front, for example, "I was summoned to Gusu last year and had to listen to the teachings. It is not just an honor for me to be a foreign minister, but it is also an honor for my father and ancestors."

If Duan Yu was just Your Majesty, the so-called "peaceful country and peaceful people" are due to his uncle Duan Zhengming. Duan Zhengming is the king of a country after all. Since it is mentioned, he must be praised. Then he said, "This is not only the profound benevolence of His Majesty Baoding, but also the effect of Zhennan King and his son-in-law being loyal to the country and caring about the country." The topic was brought to Duan Yu. If Duan Yu is no longer the crown prince, but an emperor, then the foreign people will naturally praise and praise the kings of neighboring countries.

The following sentence actually sent someone to deliver a letter from Beijing to Dali, asking an emperor "whether the camellias in Dali are fragrant or not." The famous national utensils of Dali are like nothing. It's even more nonsense.

So, after over and over again, as an emperor or a prince, I can only regard this letter as nonsense. Li didn't even bother to pay attention to it. In fact, as mentioned before, Duan Yu couldn't see this kind of letter at all. It had long been thrown into the wastebasket by his secretary, or wiped by the palace guards and eunuchs.

If you really want to reply, you might as well write like this:

Da Yuan Junmin Wang Junzunjian:

It is a great honor to accept this letter. In the past, the unworthy ministers of our country said that the letter was crude and unintelligible, and suspected that it was the work of foolish people, so they abandoned it among the bad advice. Recently, an official came to sweep the court and sent a letter to present the memorial. I realized that you had been wronged in this strange way. What a pity!

Our country is located in the south of the sky, and the people's customs are ancient. I admire the remaining heroes of my ancestors, and my ministers work hard, so I can rule by hanging the arch. What contribution can I make? His Majesty, the Great Emperor of your country, has control over the whole world and is powerful throughout the world. He is admired by everyone in our country. Wang Jun is a loyal citizen of a large country, so he has devoted himself to education and learned a little bit of writing in order to support his wife and honor his family members. Isn't this a good thing?

Dali has been sunny for many years, and the camellias are not very numerous. Only the scholar in the back court is a poor scholar, and he pretends to be literature, which is not worth watching. However, there is nothing that can be done.

Waiting

Time only

Dali Emperor Duan Yan

Luo Shixiu, Duan Yu said to Mrs. Wang One is like "Eighteen Bachelors", but a little worse in everything. It is said here that the other camellias are not blooming well, and only one failed scholar pretends to be gentle, which is a pun to scold him.

The text said that some ministers thought his letter was nonsense and threw it into the wastebasket. The eunuch discovered it when he was sweeping the floor and gave it to himself. Duan Yu humbled himself as an emperor and said that the people of Dali were honest and easy to govern, and he had no merit. The martial arts of the Yuan Dynasty were good. I hope Wang Jun, as a common man, can also abide by the teachings of the Yuan Dynasty emperor, learn to read and read, raise his wife and children well, and bring honor to his family.