How to post a cold in WeChat Moments with humor and subtlety

1. I don’t know what has happened to my body in the past two years. I always get colds, fevers and sweats.

2. Although it is very uncomfortable to have a cold, sneeze and runny nose, my voice is very magnetic when I speak. I feel that it is different from usual and I am a little inexplicably happy.

3. I seemed to have a cold. After taking medicine and sleeping, I felt that the day for the injection was getting closer.

4. This year, I realized that Wuhan is really hot, especially when coming out of public places like shopping malls and subways. The temperature difference is too big. Without comparison, there is no harm. This is also true. I drank water like crazy, but my cold and fever still didn’t get better.

5. I really can’t say too much. Yesterday I said I was fine recently, but today I have a cold in my face. I’m sneezing, dizzy, weak, nauseous, sore in my back, and have no appetite.

6. The most disgusting straight male behavior is to drink more hot water when you have a cold, drink more hot water when you have a fever, and drink more hot water when your stomach is uncomfortable.

7. I just want to ask if anyone is like me. When I catch a cold, my head no longer belongs to me. I can’t think at all and I feel terribly sleepy.

8. Is it because my forehead is too big and my head hurts so much when I catch a cold?

9. I don’t know if it’s a cold. Anyway, I put a cooling patch on my forehead and didn’t bring any medicine. Guess I will wake up at 3, 4 or 5 o’clock tonight.

10. Despite having a stomach that is still a month old and a strong headache and cold, I am still here to catch up on progress. I am endlessly bored with life.