Humorous love words that make my husband happy.

First, sweet words that make your husband happy 1, husband, you must be good. 2. Thank my husband for being full of grievances and patiently coaxing me when I was unreasonable. I love you and even want to know your name. Please call me your name again and again, Qian Qian. Husband, you are the pillar of our family. Although I am usually not gentle enough, I always say that you are not handsome enough and your salary is low, but I am actually afraid that you will be robbed by others. Honey, I won't work overtime this weekend. Have a good rest. 5, the breadth of life and death, Zi Chengqi said. 6. I am a good cook. I'll cook for you next time! 7. For the rest of our lives, we will love each other until we are full of silver hair, wrinkled face and full of children and grandchildren, but please show up first. 8. Dear, I will love you forever. 9. The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child. 10, brother, you are my favorite person. I won't change sweet ice cream and chocolate. 1 1. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. 12, Life and Death and Zicheng. 13, I want to be your pillow book, the cat in your arms, the right person. 14, no matter how noisy the city is, it is empty without you; No matter how strange the corner is, having you is home. 15, in the workplace, you are an invincible general; At home, you are a gentle man who dares to take responsibility; In my eyes, you are an irreplaceable close lover in this life. World Men's Health Day, I wish my dear husband health and happiness forever. Second, the love story that touched my husband 16. Fifty years later, if there is still the word persistence in the world, I hope it belongs to me; Fifty years later, if there is still the word moved in the world, I hope it belongs to you. 17, since my choice is you, I decided to go with you all my life. 18, I didn't delete the photo, just encrypted it; I didn't lose anything, just put them in a big box; And you, I have not forgotten, just put you in every love song. 19, use you to measure time, all you have is the day, and if you lose it, it will come to night; Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged. 20. After meeting you, all my unshakable ideals have gone to hell. It turns out that you just jumped out of all the beautiful surprises I expected. 2 1. Some people say that when you look up at the starry sky on a rainy night, if you see a meteor passing by, it is that the person who misses you is crying. When I miss you, I look up at the sky and see my own tears. I wonder if you have seen a meteor across your window in the distance. 22, even if the distance and clouds cover the distant sight; And my eyes are not blocked by anything. Ah, at the moment, do you find me staring at you by the window? 23. Your own world is not too big, but it is just right to warm yourself. 24. You said that you owe me a lot in your life. Actually, you don't have to think so. Sometimes life is not what we want. I just understand you. 25. If you never leave, I will live and die together. 26. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you. Humorous love stories that make my husband happy II. What to do in this era, the threshold has become so high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house? Second, someone confessed to me. How can I refuse him to minimize the damage? God replied: Just ask your child's opinion before you go home. 3. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor." Fourth, running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others. Five, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light. 6. My friend asked me, will you just find someone to marry because you are old? Are you kidding? Can you look around and find it? Seven, don't feel how awesome you are, no matter how powerful the perfume is, you can't make the leek box. Eight, ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing! Nine, the subway is crowded. I whispered in my girlfriend's ear, "My feet are numb!" My best friend immediately said loudly, "What? You are pregnant for three months! " I was at a loss when several people stood up and offered their seats to me. Ten, say that the girl is fat, she is angry, how can she come back to life? The Great God replied: You are too fat to leave my heart! Take your hand and drag the child away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away. 12. Do you know how miserable foreign love is? There is a time difference between us, so we have an appointment to quarrel. Thirteen, the so-called maturity is nothing more than the recognition of the years. Right and wrong are not divided into gains and losses. Shirts are tucked into belts and go out with a thermos cup. Fourteen, send English papers, a classmate's personality broke out and got three points for a multiple-choice question. The English teacher growled at it: What can three points do? The classmate's weak answer: rob the landlord ... 15. The leader is a fickle person. Before that, he told me that I would take charge of my unit. I took off my shoes very obediently and sat on the table with bare arms, drinking and eating spicy food. He actually said that I really took charge of the unit! Sixteen, someone said that my photo was ugly, and I smiled. That's because you haven't seen me in person. It's so ugly! Seventeen, if you have money, you must buy what you like, otherwise the money will be gone in a few days. Work hard so that your mother can boast when she is old! 19, 10 years old, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning. Humorous love story that makes my husband happy 3 1, cucumber must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing. 2, look at the past are goods, sister, who do you want to live with? 3. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge Gorahei's technology. 4, the fox is not a demon, sexy and not coquettish. 5, various postures, various tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating. 6. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries pain, but it must be a prostitute who seduces a man. 7. Women who mix well are nephews, but those who mix badly are bitches. 8. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky. 9. God created virgins and I created women. 10, love is just a beautiful calf when you are lonely. 1 1, distance produces not beauty, but a third party. 12 and the power of San Xiao seem irresistible to ordinary people. 13, every woman will always take advantage of a man. 14, life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first! 15, all that glitters is not gold.