Online celebrity jokes jingle.

The jokes of online celebrities are rhyming, popular among the people and similar to poems. They are quite popular in life, and people often express the real state of life in funny ways. So what rhymes are there in the jokes of online celebrities today?

Network celebrity joke jingle 1 1, afraid of not making money, afraid of incomplete goods.

2, Mo Dao, the sun and the moon are flying like a shuttle, and the year is approaching. At the beginning of the year, all my dreams were dashed, so I simply cooked the hot pot.

3, online dating online dating, online dating is always lovelorn!

4, economic life can't keep up, I bury my grievances in my heart. Looking back on this year, I didn't stop making money. I have been traveling all over the country for several years, and I want to eat a hometown meal most.

Last night, an old friend was like a dream, and this morning he was ready to go. In the past, the style was infinite, and in the future, you can see the brilliance.

6. Scoop hot oil with copper spoon, cool oil with iron spoon, cool oil with copper spoon and cool oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.

7, poor pigs, rich in reading, can slowly benefit; You can grow melons together in minutes, but you can't live in two houses in one room.

8, fish sauce fish with Chinese sauerkraut fried king fish, can not leave when eating.

9. If you don't buy it, I won't sell it. Your mice fall in love and have nests. A nest of mice pulls you to the pot.

10, indisputable, vitality does not hurt; Not afraid, bright, flashing; If you are not angry, you will be at peace with all gods; Rest assured, my heart is cold; Not seeking merit, neither humble nor supercilious; If you don't insist, you can be round and square; Not greedy, rich in health; Be careful, why are you afraid of the king!

1 1. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

12. We have been busy making money these years. People who don't earn money are old, and they have to run forward next. The world is cold, and life can't look at money. Even with a thousand floors, the bed slept three feet. No amount of fame and fortune can buy a smile. To be a man, you must be kind, and your character is the most important. Greed is more abundant today, and you can throw it in at any time. Life is a process, you and I are both ordinary people. Whether this is true or not, I advise you to experience it yourself!

13. In case of an earthquake, take shelter first, find a gap under the table, lean against the corner, bend down, seize the opportunity to escape, stay away from all buildings, and the aftershocks crouch in the open space.

14, Peacock, really beautiful, wearing a flowered skirt, clean and tidy, we all like you.

15, chopping down trees with one axe is reasonable.

There is a jingle 2 1 in the joke of online celebrities. When it rains, the house leaks all night, and the appetite increases greatly in famine years.

The happiness of life lies not in abundance, but in satisfaction.

3, don't look at relatives, look at smoothness.

It's all my fault, plus the disaster brought by the moon.

5. I am boron, a little red, and I am poor in electronics.

6, the little sparrow wants to beat the old thief and doesn't look at who I am.

7. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

8. Gold and silver tickets are not as good as a good body. Cars, wheels and houses are not as good as a wife. Bracelets, chains and rings are better than two good children. Cups, bottles and jars are not as good as a happy family!

9. Dare not spend a few dollars. When can you become an entrepreneur? Can't be a master, can't be a master, can only be a nanny for others.

10, the lamb is small, eats grass and has long hair. Wool is white, wool is long, and clothes are woven.

1 1, buy what you bought, take what you want, and I will promote it to manufacturers.

12, flowers in spring are more beautiful, and life without love is the most miserable.

13, big apple, round, aunt took me to the park, I didn't cry, didn't make trouble, aunt praised me as a good baby.

14, there is a kind of exercise called calf rolling. There is a frequency called "Wang Changer". There is a kind of fear called audacity.

15, I will have a wife one year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

16, songs are to be sung, dances are to be danced, gifts are to be bought, and couples need romance.

17, Anshun fried egg cake, called cake is not called cake.

18, why do women like to worship money now, because people who worship heaven and earth regret it.

Don't compare with others blindly, you will be carefree.

2. The sky is gray, the ground is gray and the maple leaves are frosty. Water, clouds, the end of the world heartbroken.

The guest's language is not clear, please don't worry. Colleagues need help and are in a good mood with a smile.

There are four taboos for driving in the fast lane, each of which should be kept in mind. First, avoid speeding and driving too fast. Second, avoid driving too slowly. Three don't mind wandering, four don't mind turning right at the intersection. Look at the vehicle before overtaking, and turn left when the road is clear. Honk the horn to speed up overtaking. Don't hesitate to step on the gas.

5, confused and long-lived, chic and infinite.

6. There are thousands of children in China. If this doesn't work, we'll change it.

7. The sky is gray, the ground is gray, and there is a little frost floating on the maple leaf. Average, average, average.

8, casserole mutton powder, unique formula.

9, standing on the anecdote to do anecdote, live my spirit! All my life, I rushed forward, fell down, got up and laughed at the end.

10, 18 years old, likes football, and many people grab it; Twenty-eight years old is like basketball, only ten people grab it; Thirty-eight years old is like table tennis, two people push it around; Forty-eight is like baseball. Play as far as you can.

1 1. I hate books less, and I don't have enough money to spend by the end of the month.

12, new buildings have sprung up and old houses have gradually moved away. People live all their lives and follow the trend.

13, those who can hide the Millennium goods will make money.

14, the sky is gray and the field is vast. You will always follow me everywhere.

15, pandas eat bamboo and we eat bamboo shoots, and the best match for bamboo shoots is hooves.

16, traffic lights are installed at the intersection to command the car and the elderly. The car was running around in the street, and my aunt was trembling with fear. I advise you to be a watchman, not for your children and grandchildren.

17, I wrote this doggerel with my heart. Writing is all based on experience, and addiction to playing cards is an idiot!