April Fool's Day spoof confession sentence (70 sentences)

2. How do you eat popcorn and drink coke?

3. Who remembers fooling me on April Fool's Day?

4. Uncle, borrow the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

5. I have seen the routine, and I am still lost here.

6. I'm waiting for April Fool's Day when you lied to me with the truth.

7. After a spring, April Fool's Day was "bought".

8. How did you spend April Fool's Day? It happens to be Tomb-Sweeping Day.

9. I feel very unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

10, if you let me have April Fool's Day, I'll let you have Tomb-Sweeping Day.

1 1, April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make peace?

12 believe me, there will be more people confessing on April Fool's Day than on Valentine's Day.

13, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

14, like you, let April Fool's Day be longer.

15 is the shield of April Fool's Day and the confession card of your heart.

16, sorry everyone, I took off the order, and the photo of the object is a bit nice.

17, don't confess to me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I'll believe it.

18, if this is a joke, I hope this joke can last a lifetime.

19, April Fool's Day, just gives the liar a chance to tell the truth.

20. I've been too busy recently. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

2 1, Hello everyone, today is April Fool's Day, can I cheat your heart?

22. Hey, this year my birthday is April Fool's Day in the lunar calendar, and the solar calendar is after Tomb-Sweeping Day.

I said I love you, not because of April Fool's Day, but from my heart.

24. If you dare to cheat me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

25. Can I say I like you only on April Fool's Day?

26. It's April Fool's Day again, and I can confess to the person I like.

27. How many true feelings flowed out on April Fool's Day and how many lies flowed out on Valentine's Day.

28. I want to hear you say I love you, even on April Fool's Day.

Nowadays, children choose Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day.

Finally, on Valentine's Day, I saw the power of April Fool's Day.

3 1, April Fool's Day became a day of confession, and Valentine's Day became a day of parting.

On April Fool's Day, I really like the person I want to confess.

I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

34. Hold your hand, the more you hold it, the happier you will be! Look at your face, the more you look, the more beautiful it is! Kiss your mouth, the more you kiss, the sweeter you get! People who hug you, the more you hug, the closer you are!

35, I am nine, you are three, except you or you. I have passed a thousand people, but I can clearly hear your footsteps!

I don't want to make you cry. Why do you cry when I'm around? That means I'm useless. What's my use? !

37. I didn't do well in the exam today, and I feel so lost. Summing up the reasons, I thought of all the answers to all the questions.

38. You are the joy of my love at first sight, you are my eyes, you are my gentle destination, and you are the reason for my mouth to rise.

39, for you, Qian Qian 10,000 times, black and blue, will not hesitate, maybe this is life, life is not just about doing valuable things.

40. Whether you are by my side or on the horizon, when I think of you in the corner of the world, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

4 1, when you come, I will calm down and put away my overflowing heart. I cherish you the most in the whole world, and you make me like it to the bone.

You should believe that love and luck will eventually come to you, just like the soft snow in the south, the warm sun in the Arctic and the clear rain in the Sahara.

It seems that God didn't arrange any soul mate for me, so I decided to give you the qualification of this selected teenager.

44, accompanied by gentle melody, looking for traces of roses, when you are by my side, you are everything; When you are not with me, everything is you.

45. I like the morning, because everything is new, just like I liked you at the beginning, full of fantasy and unknowns but still full of expectations.

If possible, I'd like a glass of water, a bunch of flowers and a piece of bread. If it's more extravagant, I want you to pour water, send flowers and cut bread.

I hope you are my sun ... no, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone.

If you are a beautiful swan when I love you, you will become an ugly duckling when I don't love you. If so, don't you dare to accept my love?

49, the depth of the fish, water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; I know your happiness: you must be plain. Silently giggle.

50. I feel good about you, but you are too bad-tempered, ugly and like to quarrel with me, but I still hope to be with you forever!

5 1. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he said he would help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

52. I miss you and have exhausted all my brain cells; Love you and spend every second of your life; You know cow dung is hard to find now, so marry me, you flower!

If I can fly like an eagle, I will fly to the farthest night sky and pick a star to wear on your chest to illuminate your heart, so that I can see my name printed on your heart.

When I saw you, I felt I was in the Forbidden City, because everything on you was a treasure. I want to hug you gently. I'm really afraid I'll break you.

55. I love your appearance, and I love your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I hope happiness can be with you. As long as you are happy, I am satisfied.

56. You, you, you goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

57. April Fool's Day will be in a few days. Here, I remind everyone to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How can I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

58, you-beautiful and lovely! Smart and more personality! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. I will lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

59. In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall. Look, the countless stars in front of you are my blessings.

Baby, baby, I love you like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

6 1. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional station, I hope you are the first visitor and the forever master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

62. Life is like playing mahjong. Love at first sight is sweet potato, free love is sweet potato, matchmaker's words are sweet potato, having a baby is called flowering, having a lover is called hanging, and having no lover is called whiteboard.

Today is April Fool's Day. I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, just smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you.

At the moment when I saw you and was moved by you, I didn't bring my quick-acting pills. I can only rely on boiling blood to spread, and finally my bank collapsed: I love you! I love you! I love you!

I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and your smell. I miss the smell of tobacco in your kisses and fingers, and the smell of being loved in my memory.

When I first met you, I was deeply attracted by you. I have an impulse to take you home. I long to hold you to sleep every night. When I wake up in the morning, I can see you beside me ... pillow!

67. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees if I turn my head in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

68. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow it.

69. The beautiful legend of love in the blue years, the eternal legend under the sunshine, dear, our love has become forever, so that the fairy tale world is no longer a fairy tale.

70, fate is a beautiful encounter, love is the feeling of heartbeat, love is the intersection of hearts, love is sweet miss, walking on the edge of love and being loved, whether you see it or not, that heart that loves you will never change!