Funny quotes to wish friends

Funny Quotes to Bless Friends

Life and life always collide, but time divides the boundaries, so there is always an age for you to buy tickets and watch movies. Joy and happiness always reflect each other. . Below are the classic funny quotes about blessing friends that I have collected for you. You are welcome to read them.

Funny Quotes to Bless Friends 1

1) You are a honey and I am a melon. It’s your birthday and you are not a stupid melon. You laughed after reading the text message. You are indeed a honey melon! Best wishes. You: I laughed after reading the text message, happy birthday!

2) The world is so hot and ugly, and we have to go through all the thorns and hardships. Who doesn’t want to live in shame? Brother, don’t have any ideas, just live on! Pig Happy birthday to you, you are full of energy and annoying...likeable and never tire of you.

3) Hello! Old friend, today is your birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable? Shame?!

　4) Come on, come on, those who are birthdays raise their hands, those who are not birthdays also raise their hands, those who bring gifts raise their hands, those who do not bring gifts also raise their hands, those who wish and those who join in the fun raise their hands. , applaud loudly, happy birthday!

5) On behalf of the party and the people, I would like to warmly congratulate you on your birthday! I hope that you will conscientiously implement the great spirit under the guidance of the important thinking of the Three Represents , Keep up with the times, keep up the good work, and welcome the next one as soon as possible!

6) You look like this, the pixels are relatively low! But you are very smart, you are simply extremely smart, you have no hair. , even the beard and eyebrows are gone. It’s just a pig, ha, it’s a good day today, happy birthday to you pig!

7) Happy birthday, open a Coke. I want to eat your cake, what should I give you? Buying a gift feels too expensive. Send flowers and spend more. Free KISS, what do you think? Happy birthday to you, my dear!

8) If I had a million, I would give it to you. Do I have a million? No, so I can only send it with ten cents. A text message to wish you a happy birthday!

9) Today is your birthday. Your friend played the song "Power Train" for you. Please take your phone and tap it hard on the floor. , the song request is completed

10) Let the text message convey my blessings to you. The deep affection is in this sincere heart. May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, and may your memories tomorrow be Warmth, may your dreams come true in the new year!

11) Today is your birthday, I hope you will spend it happily, you know? My heart is always with you, yours Your appearance always appears in front of my eyes, so charming and lovely. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart!

12) I wish you will have another year of wrinkles, and your face will be full of folds again. One step closer! May the sun bring you light and happiness every day.

13) Hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable? Shame?!

14) I haven’t seen you for a long time, but the time I set earlier told me that today is your birthday. I would like to say to you: Happy birthday!! Youthful and beautiful!!

15) Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. When I wake up, I realize that it is not a dream, and the wrinkles between my eyebrows are renewed. On this day of your birthday, I only hope that you can be happy, healthy, and beautiful. Happy birthday!

16) The professor conducted a test on a 19-year-old boy with precocious intelligence. The professor asked: When is your birthday? Child: Month. Professor: Which year? Child: Every year.

17) There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it on your birthday, I won’t have a chance: Are you really annoying? You are so lovable that I will never tire of it!

18) On this special day, what a small greeting card brings to you is an indelible memory and a friendship that will never be forgotten: let joy fill time and space, let time and space be filled with joy. Happy birthday!

19) Fold time into a sea of ??flowers, one blooms for you and scatters happiness into the sea of ????people, and one comes back for you to send blessings into the sea of ????hearts. There is a saying I wish you a happy birthday, my dear, have a happy birthday.

20) My blessing is like vitamin C, accompanying you every day, increasing or decreasing your immunity; my blessing is like Dove chocolate, accompanying you every day, giving you countless sweets . Happy birthday to you.

21) The vast starry sky is flashing with little fluorescent lights; every ray of light carries beautiful dreams. I wish that every wish you make today can be realized quickly. Happy birthday!

22) I can’t say enough blessings, so send them by text message! I can’t hide my happy mood, so I’m here to talk to you! A string of beautiful blessings, a deep feeling On this special day, I say to you: Happy birthday!

23) Quiet is a song, life is a melody, life is inspiration, quiet is a poem, happy It is beauty, health is touching, quietness is a blessing, birthday is happiness, and happiness is forever.

24) Life and life always collide, but time divides the boundaries, so there is always an age for you to buy tickets and watch movies. Joy and happiness always reflect each other,

25) Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your fluttering heart; let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings, wishing the birthday boy a happy birthday and may you be as blessed as the East China Sea!

26) Use the bricks and stones of peace to build a tall building of happiness so that you can live and work in peace and contentment. Use healthy materials to make a warm big bed to let you have sweet dreams. Use sincere words to turn into blessings to make your birthday happy!

27) Use my sincere heart and a period of sincere time to turn your face decorated with pearls into a butterfly dress. Your time turns into roses to decorate your spring. Happy birthday, dear friend.

28) Today is your birthday. Last night I looked up at the night sky and prayed to the stars. Please bring luck to you like rain, please bring happiness to you like gentle wind, and please sing happiness like the sound of nature. To you, please send my birthday wishes to you.

　29) Today is the birthday of Angel. The spring breeze will bring her rolling wealth, the sunshine will bring her a happy life, and the white clouds will bring her a successful career. I will bring her my text message now. Sincerely: Happy birthday!

30) Today is your birthday. I want to go over the mountains and ridges to see you, but I don’t have the strength. I want to go to you by car and boat, but I don’t have enough money. So I can only stand on the top of the building and shout to you on the other side of the mountain: Happy birthday!

　31) You are my supreme sunshine. Today is your birthday, but I don’t know where you are. , have you lost weight? I can only wait for you silently in my heart and pray for you: May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year, and wish you a happy birthday! Happy every day!

32) You Happy? You will definitely say: Of course my birthday is happy. ?I said: ?No. ?Don’t wonder, because you are missing my blessing. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness every day.

Okay, you can be beautiful this time!

33) Another wonderful beginning. May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year. Happy birthday to you! As your birthday approaches , I wish that your career will be at its peak, your body will be as strong as a tiger, your money will be endless, your work will not be hard, you will be as leisurely as a mouse, your romance will be like a musical score, and happiness will be yours

34) Ye'er can also understand Feng'er's sneak attack; Snowflakes can still accept the sunshine; even mice don’t hate cats that much; are you still angry with me when you read this text message? Baby, smile, I love you! Happy birthday!

　35) Guess you like to hear that Wukong was particularly anxious some time ago. Why? It is said that his second senior brother was lost and could not be found anywhere. Later I found out that Bajie’s birthday was today and he was reading text messages now. Funny Quotes to Bless Friends 2

1) Sending messages is not expensive, but reminding friends is very precious. You are tired from playing during the National Day holiday and you have to get ready for work. Relax your mind and go to bed early to double your good luck and happiness. If you feel that you are right, you may have a chance to get a raise or promotion.

2) In early winter, the heart of heaven and earth cannot be understood, whether it is cold or hot, it will not stop. The text message conveys warmth and tender friendship. Be happy when you see the text message, package it warmly and send your love. May you have good luck, good health and lots of money.

3) The weather is cold, people are busy, and I want to stay in bed all day long; I have no money, no house, but I dare not rob a bank; the autumn wind blows, and the autumn leaves turn yellow, I think of my friends far away; I miss you It's long, my hands are itching, and a text message warms my heart.

4) The snow is heavy with frost, the sky is cold and the ground is freezing, the cold is ruthless, friends are righteous, although the weather is cold, love is warm, it is another cold day, snowflakes are flying and I miss you, go out and be happy Pay attention to your safety, and live a happy life with a smile!

5) On October 10th, my blessings to you? I wish you happiness very much. I wish you happiness very much. I wish you happiness very much.

6) When the road is narrow, relax your heart; when your heart is tired, use text messages to convey your love: Friend, no matter it is windy or rainy or sunny, I will be your umbrella; no matter how long or short it is, I will give you my blessings. you. I wish you success, happiness and success.

7) My dear friend, my thoughts are not often expressed, but they are always in my heart. Following the footsteps of the years, we will accompany you all the way. In this refreshing spring, let the breeze carry the most sincere blessings, and wish good people a safe life.

8) The method of addition and subtraction in life: knowledge should increase, and worries should decrease; kindness should increase, and discouragement should decrease; belly should increase, and jealousy should decrease. The steps should increase, the tobacco and alcohol should decrease; the friendship should increase, and the blessings should increase.

9) On October 10th, eat delicious food: peace fruit, health cake, longevity noodles, happy cake, happy cake, good luck honey, wishful soup, love dumpling, career soup, wealth tea. Ten kinds of "delicious food", may everything be perfect for you.

10) Smile more, and your mood will be better; gossip more, and life will be more interesting; miss you more, and care more deeply; keep in touch more often, and friendship will be stronger. My friend, may you keep a bright smile and be full of happiness!

11) We were friends through thick and thin, and now we have a deep friendship. We are destined friends. October 10th is here again, a perfect day. My good friends wish you happiness every day, health and longevity!

12) On this Double Ninth Festival, I wish you: all your worries and sorrows will be gone. , the sky is beyond the sky; the wealth is as broad as the nine states and the four seas; the body is as great as nine oxen and two tigers; finally, I wish you a happy Double Ninth Festival and long-lasting happiness!

13) Sincere friendship will never forget each other, a trace of warmth is worth thousands of miles of frost, The autumn wind blows through my mind and I look forward to my friend in perfect condition. On October 10th, I wish my dear friends that everything will be perfect, that they will be happy every day, and that they will have good harvests in love and career!

14) This is how life should be: you will gain wisdom through every experience you take, and you will gain wisdom by learning lessons; If you can, keep in mind that experience expands your knowledge; make friends and form relationships, and sincerely look forward to making good relationships all the time.

My friend, I wish you success in life!

15) The big cold season is here. Here are some tips to prevent the cold. Wear a thick cotton-padded jacket, warm gloves, tie your scarf tightly, keep a good mood, smile often, and have many relatives. Hug, take care of your friends, send greetings as early as possible, I will send the message first!

16) May Day is coming, I wish you more smiles, more health, more happiness, and more friends. Finally, I would like to remind you: work is very hard at ordinary times. Remember the May Day holiday, the more you rest, the more happiness you will have!

17) It’s late at night and I know the snow is heavy. I hear the sound of folding bamboo from time to time. It’s snowing and it’s cold. Here, the greetings have arrived, and the thoughts have arrived. Have you ever put on extra clothes and quilts when the weather is cold? My heart feels so cold when the weather is cold. My friends from far away have been silently blessing you, wishing you happiness forever!

18) *** Degree On October 10th, stay away from loneliness, stay away from pain, join hands in happiness, enrichment, health, and create a better future together. Believe that happiness is around you. May your family be harmonious and reunited, and everything be in order.

19) Spring needs to be strengthened, summer needs to be refreshed, long summer needs light tonic, autumn needs to be leveled, and winter needs to be warm and tonic. Marriage should be complementary, love should not be a substitute, and work should be a cadre. May my dear Friends who have no sorrow and pain will always be lively and energetic!

20) Don’t move, it’s robbery! This is robbery! Do you understand? Take out your sorrow, hand over your sadness, take out your troubles, pick them off Put away your sorrow, here you go! Put on this, the happiness I send! I wish you a happy Children’s Day! ;