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What do you call a dead man?

The name of the deceased is as follows:

Men are called adults and women are called children.

Within three years after the death of the old man: the man who died is called the new deceased, and the woman who died is called the new deceased;

Three years later: the dead man said he was admitted, and the dead woman said he was admitted.

Filial piety called it "the burning list of Fuzi fires".

Nine Dynasties: The initiator is called the initiator (surname), and the name is taboo (name). Old people (surnames), old people, children and children are all taking advantage of their filial grandchildren.

Eight Dynasties: called the distant ancestor (surname) taboo (name) eldest brother, old man (surname), old woman and filial piety.

Seven Dynasties: It is called Taizu, so Taizu (surname) is taboo (name), old man (surname), old woman, filial piety for grandchildren.

Six generations: called ancestors, ancestors (surnames), public taboos (names), bosses, old people (surnames), old children and filial children.

Five Dynasties: Zu is called Zu (surname), and its name is taboo (name). Old people and old people and young women are mourning for their grandchildren.

Four generations: great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great.

Three generations: called great-grandfather, great-grandfather (surname), taboo (name), old man, old man (surname), old woman and dutiful son.

The second generation: the late ancestor Kao (surname) and taboo (name) called grandfather, the eldest brother Cong (surname), the old and young people all live in filial piety.

The first generation: addressing my father (surname) so obviously and keeping my name taboo (name), the old man, the old man (surname), the old man and the young woman are all using filial piety.

Father's brother: uncle, so the old man takes care of his nephew.

Father's brothers: called uncles, uncles, uncles, uncles and nephews.

Father's cousin: uncle, uncle, uncle, eldest brother, and filial nephew.

Father's nephew: Call a brother or younger brother a cousin or younger brother.

Mother's father: called grandfather, late grandfather, taboo eldest brother, filial grandson.

Mother's brothers or younger brothers: called uncles, uncles, uncles and nephews.

Mother's uncle: said that the grandfather outside the church died, and the grandfather outside the church was jealous of the grandson of the eldest brother.

Mother's cousin: Her name is cousin, so her uncle is afraid that the old man will use her nephew outside the hall.

Father's brother-in-law: uncle, so uncle is afraid that the boss will use his nephew's furniture.

Father's sister: it's called aunt, so all the people in my aunt's family take advantage of my nephew.

My father's uncle said that my aunt's father-in-law was afraid that my eldest brother would knock on the door in order to be filial to my nephew.

Father's daughter: called aunt, the old and young people in aunt's house accept filial piety and grandnephew's beating.

Sister with the same father and mother: it's called Sister Cell, so Sister Cell's family adopted her younger brother.

Brother in law's husband: His name is brother in law, so brother in law knocked at brother in law.

Mother's brother in law: It's called uncle, so the old man at uncle's house knocks with his nephew.

Mother's sister: it's called aunt, so all the people in aunt's family use nephews to knock.

Wife's father: The father-in-law is called the father-in-law, so the father-in-law is afraid of the boss.

Wife's uncle: I called my uncle's father-in-law, so my uncle Yue Kao-gong was afraid of the big brother's nephew knocking at the door.

Wife's aunt: So, Bo Yue's mother is afraid of her nephew knocking at the door.

My wife's grandfather: So, my wife's husband is afraid that Big Brother will use his grandson's husband's beating.

Wife's brother-in-law: Therefore, the brother-in-law was hit by his brother-in-law.

Wife's sister: So, my aunt's family accepted my sister's knocking at the door.

Grandma's nephew: So, my aunt and grandfather are afraid that the boss will use his cousin to knock at the door.

Mother's nephew: Therefore, my aunt and cousin accept my aunt and cousin.

Cousin of mother-in-law's uncle: The eldest brother of mother-in-law's uncle accepted his nephew's husband.

Cousin of wife: Cousin adopts Cousin.

Michel platini: Therefore, the old man who sent his father to the exam was beaten by men.

Michel platini's father: Therefore, the old man who gave his ancestors an exam received a gift to knock on the door for his grandson.

Michel platini's father-in-law: Therefore, the old man who sent Zukao accepted sending his grandson.

Michel platini's son: So, I sent my brother to accept my brother's beating.

My wife's protector: So I sent my son-in-law to the boss for the monthly exam.

Stepfather: So the stepfather's eldest brother accepted his stepfather's beating.

Stepmother: Therefore, stepmother, old people and young people all accept stepsons knocking at the door.

Aunt's son and little mother: Therefore, my concubine, mother, old people and children all adopt filial piety and filial piety.

Little mother's son and aunt: Therefore, the first mother, the old man and the young man accept filial piety.

Nanny: So Nanny Fu's family accepts filial piety.

Husband: So, my lover knocks on the door with a Shi Jing.

Wife: Therefore, a good wife uses it as her husband's tool.

Friend: So Brother Yan was beaten by his brother.

Lao Geng: So Brother Geng was beaten by Brother Geng.

Husband and ex-husband: Therefore, it is the same as Green's brother.

Public taboo: the boss accepts the beating of his nephew.

Craft and Master: Therefore, the master's boss accepted the beating of filial piety disciples.

The writing format of the address of the deceased.

At first, people used to write eulogies with the words "dimension" or "mourning dimension". "Wei" is an auxiliary word, which is used as a word and has no other meaning. After the eulogy begins with "mourning for Wei", immediately explain when to hang the eulogy and who will sacrifice, and who will sacrifice. This is the first question to clarify the meaning at the beginning.

The content of the eulogy must be short, the language must be concise, and the sadness and pain should be expressed in concise language. -Generally, the eulogy should be 200 to 300 words, so as to avoid dragging its feet. In the past, the language of eulogy rhymed. You can rhyme to the end, or you can change the rhyme-that is, bet more than two rhymes.

The conclusion usually ends with "Fu Wei is still righteous". "Fu Wei" fell to the ground, just to show awe. "Sacrifice" is a word that offers sacrifices to the dead and expects to enjoy them. Business, is an official, hope also; At dinner, set a sacrifice to taste it. It means asking the dead to lead the living to worship (

The above contents refer to Baidu Encyclopedia-Tribute.

The above contents refer to Baidu Encyclopedia-Family Appellation.