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Good morning. I want to be a grandfather every day and then move bricks like a grandson.

First, in a bad mood, try to calm yourself down!

Second, we are constantly on the road, forgetting the way out and pursuing occasional satisfaction in disappointment.

Third, you are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of your death.

Fourth, at dawn, enjoy happiness beside you.

5. Forever means that there is no end.

6. You won't get lost if you ask for directions, you won't have a dead end if you leave a retreat, and you won't have a dead end if you dare to turn back. Failure is not necessarily failure, and success is not necessarily achievement. You can escape from reality, but you can't escape from life. Good morning.

Seven, men should know that the beauty of a woman is half your credit, and ugliness is half your fault.

Eight, smile every day, life has no troubles!

Nine, instead of regretting today with tears, it is better to fight today with sweat.

Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

Eleven, since the failure of love once, the whole person has become more realistic.

Twelve, the thin man will never understand the sadness of the fat man standing on the scale, and the fat man will never understand the desolation when the thin man is easily pushed down.

Thirteen, convince yourself not to take yourself too seriously. In fact, you are nothing.

Look how sweet you smile, just like Pan Jinlian, the four beauties.

Fifteen, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

Sixteen, there is no if in life, only consequences and results.

Seventeen, my ideal is simple: have the body of Monkey Brother and live the life of Bajie!

Eighteen, people can't have greed, or they are doomed to suffer.

/kloc-When I was 0/9 years old, I woke up every morning thinking that I had resigned. Twenty minutes later, my grandson also went to work.

Twenty, the sky opens slowly, the breeze blows, greetings are sent gently, you are relaxed, you are on the stage of your career, you create a bright future, and happy flowers are in full bloom. May you be happy every day!

Twenty-one, I know it's a mess, but don't compromise on life because of this!

Twenty-two, my smile is the pride you don't understand.

Twenty-three, it's cold, the trees are shivering, the grass is shivering, the old cow is burning charcoal to keep warm, the rabbit is worn out, the ants have bought warm water bags, and even Xiao Qiang is hibernating. Please put on more clothes quickly. Good morning!

Twenty-four, the warm taste is sweet and nutritious in the embrace of dawn, the romantic taste is sweet and nourishing in the blessing of dawn, and the happy taste is happily upgraded in the earliest blessing, dear, good morning.

25. Life is gorgeous like summer flowers and death is beautiful like autumn leaves.

Twenty-six, never fucking stay up late, I'm so sleepy!

27. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

Twenty-eight, if having money is also a mistake, then I would rather make a mistake again and again.

Twenty-nine, dawn, the first ray of morning light illuminates your small window, the first ray of morning wind blows over your face, and my blessing comes to you as promised, just to bring good wishes. Good morning!

I am not the sun, I can't send you the earliest warmth every day, but I can send you the most sincere greetings in the simplest way, that is, to be the first person to send you a blessing message: good morning and happiness.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

32. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

Thirty-three, the weather is cold and the heart is warm. My blessing to you is forever! People are far away, my heart is near, and my thoughts about you remain unchanged! May you have a sunny day and smile every day. Good morning!

34. People who fail have no right to be pessimistic.

Express it like a dream. Tell me about it.

1. Last night, I dreamed that my father was walking on my back. After a long walk, I asked him if he was tired. Now that I think about it, maybe I got sick before I was one year old. The muddy road picked me up and put me down in less than ten seconds. The temperature of my desire.

2, now I won't have nightmares, my heart won't be blocked, and I won't dream about you often, but my heart is empty. . . . . .

Yesterday, I dreamed that a fat cat followed me to the gate, and then followed me to the door and refused to leave. I like animals very much, but I am really afraid of fat cats in my dream. Um ... .

4, dreaming of becoming a monk at night, not for anything else, is to clean the mind for a period of time. I didn't know the scene in the dream was described in such detail. At that time, there was a struggle in my heart. In order to calm my heart and keep the precepts, I was very painful. In other words, if I had a chance for a few months, I might actually go.

5. I dreamed of receiving his diary at night and suddenly wanted to be with him. Having such a dream on Singles' Day is actually cowardly.

6. Yesterday, I dreamed that a fat cat followed me to the gate, and then followed me to the door and refused to leave. I like me very much, but I'm really afraid of fat cats in my dream. hum ...

7. A hedgehog covered with scars, a wild horse with wild waves, a sheep who often has nightmares, and a myna who sticks to the station.

8. The true meaning of dream life. Now I can only go to the dream to find the land where I was born and raised, where the laughter of my childhood will ring in my ears with the rippling piano. My hometown is deeply engraved with a permanent brand in my young mind!

9, heart-to-heart, tacit understanding, complete freedom Yesterday was like a dream. Everything is so timely. I have a clear conscience when I talk to my family. I don't know if this topic can be discussed calmly. If I have been depressed for so many years, I can tell my mother. I remember it like a dream.

10, I just want to say that I had a nightmare. I just want to say that I feel sick. I just want to say that it may rain in the game in the next few days. I just want to ask whether there will be surprises tomorrow, whether there will be confession tonight, whether you will not be single tomorrow, and whether you will comfort others.

1 1. I really want to swear tonight. I was just watching the double 1 1 party. Did it annoy you that three children came out? You fucking hacked them. Did they offend you? Or robbed you? I can't figure out where many people are now, and they are not afraid of nightmares. ...

12, people are busy chopping hands, but I am busy having nightmares. I took calculus all night, but I failed … I was sad all night.

13, I worked overtime every day, and I was scolded every day. I still can't sleep until now, and finally realized that some people said that I started having nightmares when I came to this office. Hey! Life is not easy

14, a phone call, the heart that has been calm for a long time has set off waves again! It's almost a week, and I still can't calm down! What should I do? The dream is still so beautiful, I know the dream is the opposite! I should work hard, take exams and fall in love. All right, let yourself be restless.

15, I have been having nightmares recently, and I was awakened by nightmares. Maybe I should find an angel to wait for me so that I can sleep soundly every night. . . . . .

16, youth passes by in a hurry, and nothing is achieved, just like the regret of not having time to pursue dreams.

17, I had a nightmare and felt uncomfortable. Let's talk about it It is ridiculous to dream that you are in the lower berth with me, but I am so sad in my dream that I can't control myself. I didn't cry or argue, but I was so sad that I woke myself up. I'm not afraid of you being with someone else. I'm afraid you're still in my life but you're happy with someone else.

18, dear mom, I dreamed of you, but you still ignored me. A lovely girl like me is not beautiful at all. I can't explain it clearly in a thousand words. Please forgive me.

19. Youth flies and nothing is achieved. It's like having a dream and then regretting it.

20. Maybe I went to bed late, or maybe the quilt was thin. The two ideas are more likely to tug of war. One wants to wake up, one doesn't want to wake up, and one doesn't want to. Personally, I think it's too active thinking before going to bed, which leads to the brain staying up late. Before I got up again, I always dreamed that my stubborn spirit was arguing with the teacher about the chemical problems solved in ancient Chinese. The teacher said that my writing was not good.

2 1. This dream is a wish, a blessing and an ideal. Once it grows wings, it will come true and soar in the sky of real life.

22. Nothing is a dream. Thinking every day and dreaming at night are also dreams. What is a dream? Is it a substance? What can dreams constitute? Reality can be reversed or even rotated in real dreams. Many people like to daydream and think about their favorite things in broad daylight, which is also a dream.

23. I almost didn't grab it last night, and then I dreamed of someone at night.

Last night, I had another nightmare. I dreamed that I was holding a very abstract house, two-dimensional, long and painted, with dark red and black stripes. The house kept twisting and twisting, distorting time and space, as if to take me to hell, and then ... I screamed to wake myself up and looked at the 00 and 30 watches.

25. I just had a nightmare. I have been having nightmares since I lived in school. The first thing I wake up is to call someone and tell them how terrible my nightmare is. After waking up, I flipped through my mobile phone and called my father. I went back to sleep.

26. I always have nightmares when I am upset. However, at the end of the dream, you always open your arms. If you are helpless and afraid, you have this warmth. I will accept those disappointments that only surround me.

I thought there would be more. It seems that luck is really bad. Share a selfie again and have a good dream.

28. Everyone has dreams, and dreams often entrust our wishes and ideals. I also have dreams, and I can often see the beauty of dreams.

29. What is the rhythm? Sleeping at night always has nightmares! Dizzy!

30. have nightmares Every time I have nightmares, I always go back to my old home?

Love gives generously and then takes it back.

1, before or after, we all lived in our own time zones. May you be open-minded and cheerful, with wine, poetry and distance.

You have to lose something before you learn to cherish it. You always have to hit a wall to learn what to change and what to give up.

Anyone can catch your eye, but only that special person can catch your heart.

4. The ghost dictionary says: Love is giving without stint, and then taking it back.

She grabbed my skirt with tears in her eyes and said that the greatest contribution she could make for him was to stay away from him forever.

In my memory, I carefully captured the happiness that I used to be proud of.

7. We belong to the flower season, live like pigs, and our brains degenerate.

8. Forgive me for falling in love with everyone.

9. I don't feel pain, I just feel empty.

10, I wonder if time waits for no one, or you don't want to come with me? We are so lost in the eyes that are familiar and unfamiliar to each other, so we turn around and leave without saying goodbye, so we live far apart and forget each other, and we have never been here or been in this life.

1 1. The young man was bleeding and heartbroken. I can't get it back, I am very happy and desperate. Love born to die is only once.

12, selfishness is the root of unhappiness.

13, I hope you like me too, and I hope I never liked you.

14, cruelty is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he is hot and cold to you, so you don't know whether to continue.

15, "I hate you", "Why", "You occupy my eyes, my heart, my life and my dream"

Good morning: like a child, sincere and warm as the sunset.

Sometimes, feelings are always ironic. Can stand the wind and rain, but can't stand the ordinary;

Life is like tea. With an empty cup, there is endless good tea, endless joy and emotion.

What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation, and they will pave the way silently, just to make you a better person.

Successful people can modify their methods countless times, but they will never give up their goals easily; Unsuccessful people always change their goals, but not their methods.

Like a child, sincere. As warm as the sunset.

Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened, and life is a road that can't be turned back when you set foot on it.

Fate is a book. If you turn it carelessly, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

Being with the wrong person is like wearing a pair of shoes that don't fit. No matter how beautiful the shoes are, they will hurt themselves in the end.

Smile and silence are two effective weapons: smile can solve many problems and silence can avoid many problems.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

No noise, no show-off, no grievances, no laughter, no need for others to know. Just be yourself quietly.

Treat every day as if it were your last, and you will relax.