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Love story of routine boyfriend

Full of love words, teasing her boyfriend.

1. The spring water is born, the spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.

2. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

They say that women sit on empty seats, but I don't think I am. Then what are you? I made it for you.

I thought you were very nice when I first met you. What do you mean, much better now?

5. Give you a magic trick. What makes you like you so much?

6. If you want to do a good job, you must ... kiss you first.

The night gave me black eyes, but I only used them to see you.

8. Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.

9. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

10. Did your mother teach you how to repay? Yes, I did. Then I like you, and you have to like me.

1 1. What's your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?

12. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

13. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

15. You have two loveliness. Two loveliness-you are lovely and I love you.

16. Do you know what I like to drink?

17. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? I didn't know I lacked you.

You eat less salt recently! Why? Because I am afraid that you will miss me when you are free.

19. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

20. I'm not talkative, I just waited for you for too long.

2 1. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

22. Can I ask you for something? What do you want?

23. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.

24. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?

25. I want to be the right person. Who are you?

26. I really like everyone.

27. It's getting colder and colder in the morning and evening recently, so you need to hide in your arms.

28. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

29. Tell you three anti-aging methods. What method? Love me, love me, love me.

30. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

3 1. It's more fun to read your chat record than to read the salary slip.

32. Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity

33. Do you know what fruit I like best? You pistachio.

34. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes

35. Do you know what yesterday was? What day? It is the day when I love you.

36. I'm a little playboy, huh? Idiot, I spent my heart on you ~

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

202 1 teasing her boyfriend with a full routine of sweet words

1, "Can you laugh?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

2. "Let me ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you?" "Husband" and "Well, my wife is really smart"

3. "Do you smell burning?" "hmm? No, it's my heart that loves you burning.

4. "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me."

5. "Why did you hurt me?" "ah? When did I harm you? " "You make me like you so much!"

6. "Why did you hurt me?" "What did you do?" "I like you so much."

7. "Do you know where the ends of the earth are?" "Where is it?" "I don't know." "But I am willing to take you with me."

8. "If you are not afraid of trouble, please stay with me."

9. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

10, "You are a little strange today" "What strange?" "It looks strange."

1 1, "Are you tired?" "I'm not tired, what's the matter?" "How is that possible? You've been running around in my head all day. "

12, "Do you know why I don't go to heaven?" "Why?" "Because there is you on the ground."

13, "You are the Joy of Youth" and "Reading backwards is the same"

14, "Is anyone chasing you?" "No" "Hello, my name isNo."

15, "Do you think my eyes are beautiful?" "What do you mean?" "Because it's full of you."

16, "Do you know what time it is?" "9 o'clock" "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

17, "What will be baked first when eating barbecue!" "Barbecue first" "I'll consider you first ..."

18, "Hey, I always lose when I buy the ball recently. Do you know why? " "Why?" "It took me all my luck to meet you."

19, "Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" "Stone?" "No, you showed up."

20. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you recently", "Why" and "Because love makes people dizzy"

2 1, "How many fingers are there in your left hand", "5", "How many eyes", "How many mouths", "1" Well, I love you too "

22. "It's boring. Let's play a game." "Sure, what shall we play?" "How about I give you a compliment?" "Yes, you can say it first." "You are so beautiful." "You have a good eye."

23. "Do you know why I am a vegetarian?" "Why?" "Because you are my type."

24. I have a very serious question. "What's the problem?" "When are you getting married?" "Well, I don't know." "Well, I'll marry you when you think about it."

25. "Are you chasing any drama recently?" "no" "why?" "Because I just want to chase you."

26. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "Ah?" "You hit my heart."

27. "You must be nearsighted, right?" "Why do you say that?" "If you are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you?"

28. "I feel that you are a little strange today." "What's so strange?" "It's so cute."

29. "What blood type are you?" "O type" "No, you are my ideal type"

30. "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "The whole world is behind you. Do you feel heavy? "

3 1, "Do you like it?" "I really can't." "But if you like it, it can make rice delicious."

32. "Shall we exchange presents about Christmas Eve?" "Yes" and "Yes, from now on I am yours and you are mine."

33. "Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently?" "I don't know." "Because you are my type."

34. "Wow, your eyes are really beautiful." "Really?" "But not as good as mine, because all my eyes are on you."

35. "Shall we talk about life?" "I don't want to talk." "Then let's talk about strangers!"

36. "You look very much like one of my relatives." "Who do you like?" My mother's son-in-law.

37. "Would you like to have a try?" "Try what?" "The smell of my lipstick."

38. "My ultimate goal is to cheat you" and "then support you until you are old"

39. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "Antarctic? Or the North Pole? " "No, there is no room for you."

40. "Hold out your hand" (open your hand) "Hey, you don't have me in your life."

4 1, "I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to toss a coin. I will hold my head high and confess to you." "What if the back is facing up?" "Turn it over."

42. "Guess where my heart is?" "Left" and "Wrong, on your side"

43. "When someone says happiness" and "All I can think about is us"

44. "Excuse me, classmate, how to do this problem?" "Sorry, I can't." "Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something. "

45. "Do you know what the happiest number is?" "5" "Why?" Because, 520

46. "I want to go to many places when I am alone, but it is different when I am alone." "How is it different?" "When I'm alone, I just want to stay where I am ~"

Routine boyfriend's sweet and greasy love story

Love story of routine boyfriend 1. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

2. Guess where my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side

3. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

5. "You are in my heart"? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."

6. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.

7. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

8. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life is only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.

9. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

10. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

1 1. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

12. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

13. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.

14. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

15. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

16. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

17. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

18. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

19. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

20. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

Routine boyfriend's sweet and greasy love story 2 2 1 "Actually, I'm a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

22. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

23. Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman

24. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.

26. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.

27. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."

28. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

29. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."

30. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

3 1. "I like 70 things" "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."

32. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

33. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

34. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.

35. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

36. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

37. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.

38. There is nothing of value in my house. I'm the only one who can get it. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.

39. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

40. Don't want to do whatever you want just because I love you.

Routine boyfriend's sweet and greasy earthy love story Chapter 3 4 1 Change your life with my three fireworks.

42. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

43. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

44. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."

45. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

46. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"

47. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

48. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

49. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

50. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

5 1. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.

53. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

54. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.

55. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."

56. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

57. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

58. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

59. Take you to all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.

I never envied anyone when you were with me.