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What the girl wants to hear is good news to cheer her up.

1, without you for a second, life doesn't work, without you, day and night, without you, every day is like a year. Baby, don't be too busy, share it with me happily, don't just say it in half sadly!

2. Without love, people are like grass without sunshine and will eventually decline; Without love, people are like a lake that stirs up a thousand waves, extremely lonely and calm! People need love, please give me your warmest love!

3) You are my first and last love.

4) As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

5) If falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

6) No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person.

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

8) In my heart, you are always the most elegant, special and charming.

9. Every time I miss you, Rainbow will open her mouth with a smile. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars are waiting for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature and sweet in heart!

10, I keep you in my heart every minute. I want to know if you are okay now. May your dear smile always be there, and may your mood always embrace the sunshine. Happiness will last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you want!

1 1 I want to be the sand flowing from your fingertips, and I want to be the wind blowing in your face. Let me feel your tenderness again.

12 Your love is like a star, sometimes bright and sometimes dark. I don't want to be gorgeous, I just want dim lights to keep out the cold.

13. Give me your hand, deeply blend with me, and bet tomorrow with beautiful youth, which will definitely bring a bright future; Give me your heart, communicate with my heart silently, influence the gods of heaven and earth, unite as one, and promise you and my heart that I will only love you for a lifetime.

14. How many times have I been immersed in thinking of you in the middle of the night, and that sadness has turned into a distant acacia and crossed the distant horizon; How many times have I snuggled up in my arms that love you, received your deep affection, and loved you with your fiery heart; How many times have I ignited restless emotions? I made a bold decision in my madness. I only love you in this life, and I will never part.

15. If I can, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.

16 Give me a pair of hands to lean on and eyes to send you away, just like a butterfly can't fly across the sea, no one can bear the blame, give me a moment, love you, give me a lifetime and send you away. Appreciate and ponder. Don't shrink back, don't be confused when looking at love, don't be cold when looking for love, and the person who really loves won't leave.

17. Loving someone has a taste that only you can taste, maybe bitter, maybe sad, maybe happy, maybe happy. This kind of love tastes like a blue sky, so inclusive and broad; As if it were a fiery red sun, so warm and hot; Like a bright yellow candle, a little warmth, a little light and heat. This smell is predestined for you and her. Fortunately, you can't take any chances. Be kind to and love the people around you who love you, and cherish the people you love, because in plain life, true love is hard to find and hard to find! The taste of loving someone depends on your own choice, and your world depends on yourself! You have no regrets in your life. This is a long life. Love is not long, and life is short. Love has a taste.

I can miss the sunrise and sunset of 18. Only you and I can't miss it. You are the choice I have no regrets in my life!

19 I will fly back to you wherever you need me.

Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

2 1, sister, I love you, and I am happy and sweet when I see you; I really want to come and hug you and kiss you, but I'm afraid you will ignore me, so I have to send a text message.

22. When you wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.

23. Someone rode his bike into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police saw it and exclaimed: Good palm! Someone waved happily and replied: comrades have worked hard!

24. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost!

25, you ignore me, I am like a kite with a broken line, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of breaking into pieces. Fear has occupied my heart, please reply! It's like sending a lifeline to save my uneasy heart.

Busy with work, busy with leisure and entertainment; Sleepy at work, listening to music for training; If you are tired at work, you have to rest and relax; Tired from work, send text messages to communicate. Baby, remember to rest!

Dear, usually eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Less sadness, more sleep. Send a short message about you, just to let you know that I miss you!

You ask me: Where is love? I answer you gently with my heart: love is in clouds, love is in stones, love is in all visible objects; Love is in dreams, love is in hopes, and love you all day and night!

Dear, the body is your own, don't be lazy; If money is consumed, there is no need to save it; It's closed on weekends, so we should relax. You are used to it, and you are in endless pain. My love for you in this life is endless.

Your smile blossomed, and the enchanted land was scattered in my heart, and the clear springs crossed and soaked with acacia stationery, leaving my memory. The beauty in life is only because of you!

3 1 I'm afraid of the dark. I want your comfort. I am very haggard. I want your comfort. I can't sleep without your concern. I can't face tomorrow without you. I will never learn without you!

I exclusively sponsor your happiness: I exclusively bear your pain; Your temper, I bear exclusively: your life, I accompany exclusively. Baby, love tiger oil!

The mountains don't turn, the water doesn't turn, the ground doesn't turn, you turn, you don't turn, I turn. Whether you can turn around or not, I will turn around you. Because you are my center, you are my focus!

34. I'm so depressed that you ignore me, you know, honey, depression is not crazy, and depression will kill you. Do you have the heart to call me crazy or die? Send a message back, don't torture the people who love you the most.

35. You can hold your head high and not look at me; You can hold your face high and not look at me; You may not hold my hand, hug me, kiss me or smile, but please don't ignore me. Please. Please.

If you make a girl happy, she will be very angry.

Make girls happy:

1, love you to know the sweetness of love.

Only you know my mood, and only you can bring it to me.

I only hold your hand in this life, because you are enough in this life.

4. Every night with your voice, you are no longer too lonely.

5. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

6. Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more.

7. I just need a harbor where I can rest.

I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.

10, I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine, hoping that the light will warm your heart.

1 1, I want to sublimate this short poem of my love for you into a long life essay!

12, my love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky.

13, my love runs for you, filling my body like red blood.

14, I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more and more every day.

15, although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

16. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever.

17, without your love, it is difficult to recover the living goal.

18, until I met you, I didn't know there was a feeling called attachment and a feeling called sex.

19, people will get old. I hope you will still be with me then.

20. You filled my life with love and tears.

2 1, your name fills my heart, let me love you forever!

22. Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

23. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

24. Drink the wine of love you brewed. If there is no refill, I will be thirsty for a lifetime!

25. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract!

26. The earth is still getting heavier and the world is still changeable. I will always love you.

27. I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on it.

Wherever you need me, I will fly back to you.

29. No matter this life or the next, all I want is you.

How to coax an angry girl?

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First of all, we should know why she is angry.

If you don't know, guess and ask.

Know why she is angry first, and then prescribe the right medicine.

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A warm hug.

More than ten thousand. I'm sorry. I love you.

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Buy it for her at buy buy.

Take her to dinner.

It'll be all right in a minute.

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You can't preach at first

Sincerely admit your mistakes first, and pretend to be poor.

When she calms down, you can be reasonable slowly.

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In fact, girls are particularly easy to coax.

As long as it's not cold, she should say more.

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Just press the corner and give me a kiss.

(provided that the lover or you are not ugly)

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Nothing can't be solved by a big red envelope.

If so, send two.

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In fact, many times girls are angry.

This is not the matter itself.

But because of your attitude.

So whatever you do, don't treat each other coldly.

Unless you don't want to stay in a relationship.

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Try to Doby her.

How could you!

Even the angry look is so cute.

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If she turns away,

I've been following her everywhere.

If she hangs up on you,

Keep calling, or find her as soon as possible.

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Don't keep saying sorry. I'm sorry

It sounds weak and insincere.

But trying to communicate and explain.

By the way, add a few words from her point of view

Whether it's lovers, girlfriends or friends.

The above methods are quite applicable.

Many relationships are more or less because

It's over without solving the contradiction.

If a girl is angry with you,

You want to continue.

We must actively resolve the contradiction between you.

Of course, as an angry party,

You can't always lose your temper willfully.

You know, that man coaxed you because he cared about you.

The more you indulge, the more boring you are.

Cherish the people around

Grow up through mutual reflection.

I envy you having a girlfriend.

Girlfriends can still be angry.

I guess my girlfriend only leaks.

Sweet talk to girls.

Sweet talk to girls.

1. You can't leave your girlfriend alone. Playing alone will make him feel lonely.

2. You can't be late for a date with your girlfriend, and you can't stand up.

3. If your girlfriend is happy, you should be happy with her. If your girlfriend is unhappy, you should coax her to be happy.

4. Don't praise other girls in front of your girlfriend.

5. For girlfriends, sometimes I feel that I won't. I should think about what I'm implying.

6. The girlfriend did something wrong. Make you angry, don't yell at her when she apologizes to you, and then get angry for no more than 30 points (no matter how angry you are)

7. When your girlfriend flirts with others, you shouldn't take it to heart, which will make your heart very tired. You should tell her wife that I'm jealous.

When talking to your girlfriend, don't go away and leave her alone.

9. Bring your girlfriend's favorite snacks.

10, when your girlfriend quarrels and conflicts, you should quickly adjust your mood and apologize to your girlfriend (no matter who is at fault).

In fact, it is very simple to coax a girl, so spend more time with her when you have time. Not all girls are vain. They often buy her small gifts, not because of the value of the gifts, but because of your heart. Sometimes she will be happy to give some unexpected small gifts. But the gift must meet her heart. For example, she likes plush toys. You can't give her a knife! Sometimes I have to create something romantic. Don't be shy. Sometimes she wants you to take the initiative! As a result, you didn't find out. She said you didn't coax her. Disgusting words must be said on specific occasions. Don't take everything to heart. Sweet talk is necessary. The most important thing is to have patience and confidence, and be brave in dedication!

Really love her and care about her.

From a girl's point of view, most girls will not take the initiative to pursue the boy they like, unless they really like it too much or are the kind of girls who are very individual and brave. So, if you like a girl very much and think she is a little interested in you, take the initiative. Don't engage in a tug-of-war with her, it will make you feel uncomfortable, and maybe the person you like will feel uncomfortable. When any girl is chased, her psychology is very complicated. But with a little fear, she has ambivalence about the boy who broke into her quiet life. She didn't mean to. Don't think that she is testing you, but she is actually competing with herself, afraid of being hurt.

Don't be afraid that your initiative will bring her disgust. If you don't take the initiative, she won't take the initiative, and it will fade slowly. If your initial confession is rejected by her, it is normal. Don't be discouraged. Who knows what this girl is thinking?

Maybe if you confess twice, she will be moved by you. Kind girls are easily moved.

If you encounter setbacks, leave immediately, never reply to this girl again, protect yourself tightly and lick the wound silently. When you are in pain, as everyone knows, that girl may regret it in her heart. Maybe she will secretly cry and regret rejecting you, and it will be sad to see your indifferent eyes again, but she won't tell you and won't let you come back to chase her. Your excessive self-esteem may hurt a girl's sensitive heart.

She will think that you don't really like him, otherwise how could you just give her up?

Some people say that it is really difficult for boys to chase girls. But my feeling is that this phenomenon is inseparable from the social role orientation of men and women. From a physiological and social point of view, women are always passive. If, on the other hand, men are ashamed and women are brave, the world will be in a mess! Women's shyness is always beautiful ~ ~ ~ I always hear that a brave man overcame many difficulties and finally won the heart of a beautiful woman. There are few examples to the contrary.

Some boys are afraid that others will say that they are persistent and will bring them a bad reputation. However, I think that boys pursue the girl they like and continue to be kind to this girl after some setbacks, which shows that people really like it and are sincere. If they don't succeed, they will not regret it. It's nothing. Who makes people like it? I hate people blindly following me, and I hate boys who have no opinions and care too much about what others think of them. They deserve not to find a girlfriend.

If you are a man, be brave. Girls are emotional and easily immersed in love. Although you work hard, once your heart touches her, you will get more and more love. Such examples can be seen everywhere. Girls are gentle and considerate to their boyfriends. What is the sweetness that the initial efforts have brought? And most good girls are devoted and single-minded.

Make a girl happy.

1. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to build a sky of our own with you.

2. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

Time can't put out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

4. Every day is a festival for people with feelings. A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life!

5. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

7. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I am willing to be with you forever!

8. I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and only I am lonely.

9. I really can't replace the feeling of missing you with one sentence.

10. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

1 1. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

12. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

13. What if I lost you and won the world?

14. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

15. You are my first and last love.

16. As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

17. If falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

18. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

19. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

20. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.

2 1. What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

Take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

23. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

24. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

25. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.

I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

27. You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time!

28. Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts.

29. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

30. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. I only know that I love you forever and I can do anything for you.

3 1. The feeling of secretly loving someone is like a seed waiting to sprout in a bottle. You can never be sure whether the future is beautiful or not, but you are waiting sincerely and stubbornly.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person.

Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time.

As long as I am with you, I don't care how much it costs.

36. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

38. My salary is really rising. I think I love my party and can give my children a reward. Seeing my husband dare to shout, I can taste the seafood goose web. When I am free, I can go shopping. I feel itchy when I meet a handsome guy. It's not teacher Bao's dream!

An elegant woman can be seen from her back. A struggling woman can tell by the sound of footsteps; A kind woman can be seen from her smile; A good woman can tell at a glance; May excellent women be beautiful forever.

40. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

4 1. It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and lands on your sleeping pillow with my thoughts and blessings.

42. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire stops burning, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

43. I am willing to wander around you, be a wild ghost for seven days and follow you. Even if I fall into the darkest place, my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.

44. A flower picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to throw it away; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I don't remember when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; I thought for a long time before saying: it's good to know you!

45. May you have leisure in your busy schedule, may you always have money in your pocket, may you be accompanied by good people, and may your face stay forever today. Bank deposits will only increase, life goals will continue to move forward, and days will become sweeter and sweeter, so year after year!

46. As a woman, you are virtuous enough, smart enough, handsome enough, pure enough, exquisite enough, elegant enough, shy enough, gentle enough and temperamental enough. You are such a good woman.

47. Dear, it is you who accompanied me through ups and downs and waited for a bright future, so that I can learn to be calm in impetuousness and philosophical when I am frustrated. It's good to have you all the way!

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

50. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

5 1. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

52. Beautiful you, ok? On the other side of the world, I wish you a sweet lover.

Please cherish every opportunity you have and seize every moment that belongs to you! ! I will always belong to you! Miss you, my love!

54. Let me make you a cup of tea with my own hands, add a rock sugar, inject a cavity of enthusiasm, and dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.