QQ’s dirty automatic reply

1. Uncle, do your family members know that you are so poor?

2. I sell dusk in the world, and you wait for me to collect the tenderness in the world to see you.

3. When you are digging coal with your second brother, you cannot reply, otherwise you will be careful to dig up your second brother.

4. If there is no reply, the cow has been herded. If there is no reply, the cow has been lost.

5. Sorry, I think you are too good-looking and refuse to reply to you.

6. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say that? Do you have to say it? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply.

7. Hello, you have a new love order, please check it in time.

8. Don’t disturb me when I’m basking in the sun.

9. If you don’t come back, you are herding the cattle. If you don’t come back, you have lost the cattle.

10. Your little cutie has expired, please send I love you to renew.

11. Well, what next?

12. My Fairy Castle is taking a nap.

13. Qianxi and I went to be astronauts, and we will come back to catch aliens for you.

14. The signal connection with Fairy Castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have any important matters.

15. Your charming cool guy is on his way.

16. I know it’s you, stop pretending!

17. Shhh, I’m going to secretly give away Zhang Manyue’s milk powder. Don’t disturb me. If you let him know that I’m giving away your milk powder, I’ll bite you. It’ll hurt if I bite. .

18. Dude, you are in trouble.

19. Wait for me, Xu Guanghan called me.

20. I am Junkai. She falls asleep and calls you back when she wakes up.

21. I went to the universe to pick stars. I will be back soon.

22. Stop talking, I love you.

23. For manual service, please press 1.

24. If you don’t reply, you are eating the chicken. If you don’t reply, you are being eaten by the chicken.

25. I went to catch jellyfish with Patrick. I will reply later.

26. You are the beauty limited to summer, and you will reply within the appreciation period.

27. When you see this message, I am in the ghost market of Huacheng, lying in Mo Xiang’s arms, eating Xue Yang’s candies, listening to the Taoist priest telling stories, Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng were fanning me, Lan SiZhui, Lan Jingyi, and Jin Ling were picking dragon fruit seeds for me, waiting for the rice Xie Lian and Wei Wuxian cooked for me.

28. Hello! The system has detected that your phone has been hacked. Please send I am a sand sculpture to start cleaning the phone.

29. I’m going to eat shit. I’ll give you a dip later.

30. Hello, my name is Xiaomei. The master doesn’t answer the phone. When the master is away, you send her 99+ messages. She will be very happy to see it. I’m not forcing it. I just don’t want her. You will be disappointed when you see a blank screen when you log in to Q. Maybe you can chat with me, but this is all I can say.

31. If you can’t move, you can’t connect, and if you don’t believe it, you are welcome to visit us.

32. She is actually smiling at me!

33. Dear user, hello. You have successfully subscribed to the 50 yuan monthly SMS package, which will take effect from now on. Please return to TD to unsubscribe.

34. I have fallen into a deep sleep. If you have anything important, please use spicy jelly burgers, French fries, ice cream, Oden lollipops, Coke, marshmallows, chicken feet and small fish balls, stir-fried potatoes, mutton skewers, stir-fried rice noodles and milk tea. Chocolate comes to wake me up.

35. I am now at Jiutai’s house, lying in Jiutai’s arms, joking with my second brother. Tangtang and Tuanzi asked me to go out tomorrow, and my husband and Tiantian also want to go shopping with me. , Qiqi asked me to go find him at night, Jiuxi and Jiuhua refused to let me go, and Lao Qin said he would treat me to dinner that night.

36. What wind brought you here? Did TiMi win?

37. Drowned in the ocean of learning.

38. Our boss went to the universe to catch stars.

39. Hey, this is the Krusty Krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I am frying the meat patties in the Super Krabby Patty. If you need anything, please ask Squidward Dudududu.

40. Go to the back mountain with the old demon from Montenegro to discuss eating Tang Monk. We will talk about it when you have something to do.