Symbolic SMS notification game

1: A few tears drop from piggy's ass. Guess the title of Xiao Qi's song. I'm telling you, your face is full of tears

Someone told me to look at the sky when I miss home, the moon when I miss my mother, and the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don't know what to look at when I miss you. Now I finally know, so I can see the pigsty.

3: Press if you want to see it! Press again! Did you really press it? Idiot! Press it again! Pigs are not as stupid as you! Silly! Stupid pig!

When the wolf comes, the pigsty is in a panic. Mother pig arranges work: big pig blocks the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, her mother was angry and shouted, "Piglet, don't play with your mobile phone. You are beautiful. You seduced the wolf!" “

When you arrived in xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, you were besieged by a group of wild boar. When you take out the food, the wild boar is unmoved. You take out your only ID card, and the pigs kneel and cry: Boss! We found you.

6: In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I really envy you, alas, sometimes I think a pig like you is really good!

7。 I can't eat because I miss you in the morning, I miss you more at noon, I can't eat because I miss you crazy at night, and I can't sleep because I'm hungry at night.

8。 Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Type the song title ....................................................................................................................................................

9。 Do you know that?/You know what? I have always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, help me cut that pig head in half."

Magic experts (2)

1。 Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want to let his pig kill a few kilograms more!

2。 Looking for inspiration, ragged, blind, unable to eat three meals, weak limbs, tone-deaf, distracted, bleeding from seven holes, gossiping a lot, a narrow escape, very much like you.

3。 Dear friends, 50 yuan RMB will be deducted from this message you received to provide humanitarian assistance to the Iraqi people. We thank you on behalf of the Iraqi people! Please contact Iwick Mobile for details!

4。 People are really tired when they are alive. When they are standing, they want to sleep, they have to wait in line for the bus, and they are tired from work ... Oh, it doesn't matter. What bothers me most is that I have to pay for sending messages to pigs!

5。 Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!

6。 May I ask who is speaking? I assume you are Sheng Jinbin? Or Al Wu Bai, right? Otherwise, it's Qin Shou, but it won't be Mei Renxing. If not, then I conclude that you are Bian Tai!

7。 I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the gentlest (to understand my mind, please look at the third word of each sentence)

8。 Remember the day when you sang? Your singing is so sweet. Your sad expression touched my heart. I almost swore to love you for ten thousand years, but I dare not! Because you are singing "I will be you when I grow up" to a pig.

9。 I was at a loss when I met you/panicked/your affectionate eyes/I couldn't avoid it/I understood your heart/I tried to avoid it/You followed me closely/I cried/Whose dog is this?

10。 Feelings are in arrears, love stops, promises are empty, trust is off, care can't be connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is disconnected from the server, and life completely collapses!

1 1 You'd better leave me! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only hurt me. The more you love me, the more painful I am ... dead mosquito.

12。 Please call 1 10 for free, and you can win a 15-day value-added tour and arrange a shuttle bus. The top ten people will be sent to the detention center for a group photo, and 10,000 people will receive fist massage.

13。 Shall we date at the weekend? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down!

14。 I miss you so strongly that every night I live for you, I will accumulate a meteor, which will finally converge into this meteor shower. I don't believe it can't kill you, sample!

15。 Legend has it that meteors can hear people's wishes.

I am willing to wait under the starry sky, waiting for the meteor to break through the silent sky for me.

Fly to your pillow with my blessing.

-Kill you.