Talk about qq space.

With the widespread use of social networks, more and more people like to post in the circle of friends to share their happiness and vent their sadness. Don't you always know how to organize the language when you speak? The following is the qq space I arranged for you. I hope it helps you.

I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival: double the bonus, further develop your career, be more popular, be healthier and be loved by everyone.

2) This news lets you know: First, we have the deepest feelings! Second, let you know that I haven't forgotten you! Third, I care about you the most! Fourth, eat more and sleep more, fatten up, and try to sell them before the year, and sell them at a good price!

3) Walking in the Jianghu on April Fool's Day, there are 36 tricks to cultivate the indestructible body of King Kong. If you are cheated, you should fight back. When you meet an honest man, you should take the initiative. When you are alone, don't hesitate. When you meet a sly one, run away while you can. Happy April Fool's Day!

4) April Fool's Day is coming, please be vigilant. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show it after April Fool's Day!

5) Dude, dude, I'm married. I will send you a message today. I can't inform you on the wedding day, but I can't miss a gift. I took my bride to the annual bar and waited for your gift. Address: April Street 1, Happy April Fool's Day in the private room.

6) A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass and you can't see me, the pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

7) Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't like famous pigs, but I like fools. This is a matter of success or failure. Only a fool will be reading this poem if you don't believe it.

9) I heard that you are so poor that you have only money left. I sympathize with your pain. I am rich, except money. I am willing to help you at all costs and exchange my wealth for your poverty. Give me all your money quickly and let me suffer for you. Amen!

10) Just then, I saw my thumb move, and a text message flew to your mobile phone at a speed of 10,000 times faster than Xiao Li's flying knife. You immediately turn cloudy and sunny, smile!

I don't know if you know there's something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!

If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

3. A Lama came from the south with a broken eye weighing five kilograms in his hand, and a mute came from the north with a horn pinned to his waist. The Lama offered to exchange five kilograms of broken eyes for horns nailed to his northern waist. Dumb people with broken horns don't want to change their eyes with speakers, so they are anxious when it comes to broken eyes. He picked up a broken eye weighing five kilograms, hit a broken-eyed mute and a broken-eyed horn.

It will rain, people will get old, and grandpa God can't control it. I will take you seriously and treat you as a treasure. Come on! Stop climbing trees, it's not good for people to see your red ass. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

You drag a pig shopping, and you look very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." "Words not to say that finish, he saw the pig very disdain abandoned you.

I don't quite understand what you mean. If I knew what you meant, I wouldn't ask you if you knew what you meant. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Hey, bring a million dollars when you see the text message. Go to the back hill alone, don't call the police. Otherwise, we will kill the tickets, remember not to call the police, and remember not to get angry. Haha, friend, I'm just teasing you. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived, and all the text messages you received in April are false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. You are a chubby pig who received this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this message. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If it is stored, it will be an American sick pig. Hehe, see what you do.

10. Happiness belongs to you who received this message; Forward this message and follow you happily; Save this message and wish you good luck chasing you; I don't blame you for deleting this message, but I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. It is real gold and is never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

12. You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

13. Learn to be rude, roll and leave; Learn to be patient, shut up when you should shut up, and be silent when you should be silent; Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, and choose to block disgusting things. I wish you all the best in your life.

14. Piglets are amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, and every five bowls reach the bottom. No one can match the weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

15. I want to send you a message of blessing, but there is no collection in my mobile phone. I can only tell you silently in my dry language. Pay attention to your health and don't be too tired. Accept it. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. I like your eyes, so charming; I like your figure, so slim; I like your appearance, so beautiful; I like your personality, so gentle. Sorry, I accidentally sent it to the wrong person! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. I have always loved you because you have always been handsome; I hate you too much sometimes, because you are so unreasonable sometimes; I wish you well today, because you have passed the solar term today. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. I know you talk about hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. One river springs and one Jiang Tao, and the mountain is higher than the mountain. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out his mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and look down, and find yourself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day.

20. It's late at night and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

2 1. It is late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day, and you may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you ... Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Seeing that your festival is coming, I have nothing to send you. I will teach you a skill of eating. Originally, it was not passed on to men and women. I think it was sent to you on a special day. You will never starve to death after learning this skill. By the way, if you can eat, I don't have to teach you.

3 1) I fell in love with you the first time I found you. I secretly swear that you are my goal to pursue rain or shine. I pursue you without hesitation, and I really embrace you. I declare to the world: I love you-kiss "Jin Yuanbao"! Happy April Fool's Day!

2) Take out your mobile phone and send a message to the straw bag today. The straw bag grinned after reading it and knew it was a holiday. I paid for this message and then treated me to a big meal. Call me as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll be right there!

3) The highest state of life is that it is rare to be confused, to be confused without painting, and to be silly without being silly. Be a fool, do stupid things, enjoy stupid fun, and be content. Happy April Fool's Day!

4) Wood is in the Woods, talk shows are scholars, strategizing is a ghost, everyone is thinking about money, texting is a genius, and texting on April Fool's Day is a fool.

5) The telephone man fell off the telephone pole. The monitor asked the reason and replied, "I can't stand one squirrel getting into my crotch, and I can't stand the other one, but I can't help listening to them." They say everyone has a kind of fruit. " Happy April Fool's Day!

6) It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

7) Shh, tell you a great good news! I asked the Monkey King to be your assistant, your rider for nothing, Friar Sand to be your brother, Pig Bajie to be your secret, and Tang Priest to help you. See if you are satisfied? But none of this is true. I'll tell you the real good news: fooling the whole person should be in April 1. Fools can be fooled, and happiness is the premise!

8) A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over and said, "What's the matter?" Drunk: "I don't know, just arrived." Happy April Fool's Day!

9) April Fool's Day is coming. In order to thank you, a good friend who is happy, contented, knows how to have fun and has nothing to steal, I decided to give you a free sentence: Happy April Fool's Day!

10) Are you worried about being cheated on April Fool's Day? Then you should be vigilant, look around before going out, look around when you meet people, and walk lightly to prevent slipping. Let's go. When you see the police, don't forget to hide. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

Qq space talks about moving people 4. 1. You keep a low profile, live a simple life, think simply, and don't need rhetoric. You are a rare honest man. Fortunately, I don't fall in love with my mother, otherwise I ... I fall in love with you so plain. What a terrible thing!

Second, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

Fourth, you are not only lucky, but also beriberi!

5. Your name fills my heart ... Let me love you forever!

A and B are both girls. A is slimmer than B, but shorter than B. A whispered to C: B is so fat. B simply said: Being fat is a temporary thing, and being short is a lifelong thing.

Seven, you think you are Halley's comet, and 6 billion people all over the world have to pay tribute!

Eight, I stand only to see you down and out.

Nine, the mosquito flew to the sleeping baby's ass, and Dad drove the mosquito away and put toilet water on it. The baby woke up and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass!

Ten, military training, the instructor joked with us: What is the girl opposite? A great male student in the class replied: Power Ranger. There was a burst of laughter. The instructor asked again, what are we? Wonderful man replied: anti-terrorist elite.

Eleven, the weather is hot in early autumn, and the mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot, and you can run around in shorts. When it is hot, insert an ice cream and the bathtub will bubble; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Let go of your troubles on the spot and be happy and happy.

The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

Thirteen, the first time I saw you, I felt I already knew you. I've never said anything so sure. You may not believe it, but it's true. You really look like my ... lost pig!

Fourteen, you are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

15. The photographer asked Dai Xiao how many seconds it took to prepare. Dai Xiao obviously held out three fingers. Why did the photographer press the shutter immediately? Because idiots are sticking out: middle finger, ring finger and little finger, which also means OK!

Sixteen, the farmer's uncle planted corn in the field and harvested a lot of corn in autumn; I planted my husband in the field in spring, and now it's autumn. Oh, he's dead!

17. Could you please see clearly what goods you are talking about?

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

Nineteen, the price of green onions doubled. Onion asks garlic: Why do we have a pile of one yuan? Garlic: Singles are popular now. I've never seen a garlic or a nobleman! Onion: I am single, too! Garlic: Your name is onion. Go abroad for development!

Twenty, measure the window and measure the wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

Twenty-one, the simplest IQ test, please see the following passage: Sister, you go forward boldly! The river flows eastward. Wow, the stars in the sky join Beidou! Those who have music hum can go to the hospital for psychiatric registration in the near future!

Twenty-two, where there is plenty of grass in the end of the world, there are few generations. Now the only child is a treasure, and it is hard to find without a car or a house. The skin is white and beautiful, why doesn't anyone pick it? Where can I find a reason to be single? Well done in family planning!

Colleague: You have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will turn over when driving! Me: If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied! Relax, I'm not a good person. ...

Twenty-four, you just came to the world from eighteen layers of hell, met Brother Chun, and was trampled back by Brother Chun, right?

At the age of 25, your old man was possessed by Ma Yu, or did he come from the Stone Age?

Let's talk about 5 1 in qq space. The female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and then asked, "What's this, little friend?" The children said in unison, "Donkey!" The female teacher ran out of the classroom crying and complained to the headmaster, "The children laugh at people." The headmaster came into the classroom and said with a serious expression, "Why did you make the teacher cry?" Ah! And drew an ass on the blackboard! "

2. The dog is gnawing at a bare bone, and the cat laughs when it sees it: With such a high standard of living, there are still people who can't afford meat! The dog responded seriously: What do you know? No matter how good your life is, you should take calcium supplements!

A gentleman who is bald at the age of forty is worried all day. One day, he saw an advertisement for a secret recipe for baldness in the newspaper and was overjoyed. He immediately sent money by mail order. A few days later, I received a reply: "Do you want a wig or a hat?"

4. A gentleman is as timid as a mouse and marries an interpreter. They went abroad for their honeymoon and suddenly there was a noise at the door in the middle of the night. His wife said he was a mouse, and the king, who was driven by life, refused. The wife asked why, and Jun said: You go, you know English!

A customer in the restaurant screamed: What's the matter? There is a rubber tire in my fried steak! The waiter replied slowly: this is a proof of progress, indicating that cars are gradually replacing horses and cattle!

6. How can we be so predestined? Actually, we knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn night, and you bit a tooth mark on my arm. My name was Lu Dongbin at that time.

7. The drunkard called the bar owner's house early in the morning and asked: What time does the bar open? The boss is impatient: What's the hurry? You can't come in until after afternoon. The drunkard shouted, who said I came in? I'm going out!

It is very cold in the hospital ward in winter. The patient heckled: Why is there no heating in the ward? Doctor: We will line up patients with high fever and take them to various wards. The room temperature will come up soon!

I really don't understand why you always try to stand in a bright place every night. Later, someone reminded me that you wanted to see pigs that night!

10. Without wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If it weren't for you, stupid people wouldn't exist.

1 1. The teacher said: The exam is coming, and the test paper has been handed over to the printing factory. You should review well. Do you have any questions? Student: Which printing factory is it?

12. When a man understands a woman and purifies his soul, she is the goddess who saves you. The ancients said: all jewelry can't compete with people who read my text messages!

13. The township head said: Rabbit, I ate the dog food today. Everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls!

14. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!

15. The unmarried man said: Look, how happy! The days of stability have finally begun. The married man said: Hum, what is beautiful? ! The real misfortune has just officially begun.

16. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey.

17. If it is the Spring Festival, I should wish you a happy New Year; If it is labor day, I will say that workers are the most beautiful; If it is April Fool's Day, I will say that you are really cool; It's Halloween, I want to hold you down and say: ghost!

18. The wind is soft and warm, the flowers are colorful, the spoony white clouds are accompanied by the blue sky, the happy green willows are on both sides, and the warm greetings are sent to the mental hospital. April Fool's Day is coming, have a nice day!

19. Sunrise+sunset = morning and evening moon+stars = infinite yearning for wind and flowers+snowy moon = tender feelings and honey, meteor+heart = bless you in Qian Qian+charcoal fire = delicious suckling pig.

20. "Hundred flavors" of life: the greatest pain is obsession; The biggest humiliation is jealousy; The greatest danger is greed; The biggest worry is fame and fortune; The biggest gain is experience; The greatest wealth is knowledge; The greatest comfort is friendship; The greatest pleasure is innovation; The greatest good deed is dedication; The greatest stupidity is self-deception. May your life be happy and casual!

2 1. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast!

6 1) After in-depth observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through the eastern time and space, face to face with you, get a legal report and tell the truth: I love you, CCTV!

2) I accidentally broke the refrigerator door, and the air conditioner came out, getting colder and colder. It is estimated that the refrigerator will not be repaired until next spring, so you must put on more clothes and keep warm during this time!

3) With this product, you don't need to take medicine or be hospitalized, your eyes will immediately become bigger, you can see things more clearly, and the price is very low. Have you guessed what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day!

4) I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are a special, special, rare and unusual fool, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry!

5) I once had a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose the time of confession, I hope it is:

6) Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and carefree. Actually, you are very cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

7) Looking for you: people are thinner than yellow flowers and are all skin and bones. The surface is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate. Born to love meat, his mouth stinks. My head is rusty and my clothes are a little old. There are rewards for providing clues, and meritorious service for turning yourself in. Happy April Fool's Day!

8) Fools send text messages on holidays, and there are constant funny voices everywhere. There is an ingenious way to make flowers, and I was cheated unconsciously. A fool was eager to rush ahead, but suddenly he woke up and realized that he had been cheated. I wish you a wonderful life. Happy April Fool's Day!

9) Cowherd loves six niang, six niang misses him, Cowherd loves six niang in the Year of the Tiger, six niang misses him every year, and Lang Lianniang comes to miss Lang, who loves Lang, and misses Lang Lian! Colleague, if I can't bypass you, I will live in vain!

10) the other day I said you were a pig, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

1 1) You always make people feel very sweet and give people a sweet feeling. Just please don't be too clingy, it will be annoying. For example, I don't want you anymore-I don't eat bubble gum anymore. Mid-Autumn Festival, I want to eat moon cakes!

12) These days, there is simply no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!

I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

14) July 5: No pretending to be busy at work, no forgetting me when you get rich, no helping me when you are in trouble, no eating chocolate and not calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!

15) This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

16) You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day.

17) I don't know when to say a sentence, because it involves privacy that can't be said; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

18) I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. Now, your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

19) April Fool's Day National Announcement: In order to further improve citizens' defense awareness of being cheated, scared and played during April Fool's Day, and reduce and avoid the psychological and physical security risks caused by this, we hereby remind everyone not to trust men or women, but only to believe in themselves, and hereby make an announcement!

20) From the moment I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1) Let me give you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Type the title of the song ... I can't guess, your face is covered with tears.

22) Brother Yu, on this big day when all China people can be stupid, I wish you never to change your "stupid" mentality, and enjoy yourself, be happy, be happy, be happy ... Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day!

23) One river springs and one Jiang Tao, and the mountain is higher than the mountain. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot.

24) Before, I was just an ordinary knight-errant, until I met the most mysterious you in the Jianghu and called out your name. From then on, I became the "GG Bond" admired by everyone in the Jianghu.

25) Please call110 if you are ugly; Please call120 if you are in poor health; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and discuss it in detail. Happy April Fool's Day!

26) People say that you are all thumbs, and I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!

27) When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

28) Wipe away innocence, be lively and bound, be free to fly, be smart in packaging, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

29) There are fish in the sky, that's clouds, there are fish in the water, that's freedom, and there are fish on earth, that's because you are too smart to be "stupid". Hey hey, friend, happy April Fool's Day.

30) What are you looking for besides happiness? You are happy, what are you sad about? What are you worried about in the blessing of April Fool's Day? Happy April Fool's Day.

7 1. A lazy cat madly pursued a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat treated the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Dear, why are you so kind to me? Hey, hey, the cat said with a smile, you'll know when you get fat.

2. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived, and all the text messages you received in April are false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

3. Friar Sand said, I have changed! Bajie said: I have changed! Wukong said: I have changed! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the Western Heaven. It seems that monsters read text messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is here. I want to wish you a happy April Fool's Day: I wish you a clever trick, a clever trick, a funny trick and a happy day. This message is a forecast.

Forget all the festivals and send you a message on April Fool's Day. A short message, a greeting, a happy life; A short message, a greeting, a well-meaning prank: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Send you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes and durians like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

There are so many opportunities in front of me that I don't know how to cherish them until I find it difficult to say those five words to you again. I prayed and looked forward to it, and finally I waited for God to give me this opportunity. I will say to you loudly now: Happy April Fool's Day!

I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. The golden color is sunshine; The red one is a lantern; Delicious, it is rice; Hot, hot pot; Burning is spirits; Crispy, it's you ... You got an electric shock again. You stopped reading text messages long ago!

1 1. No matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Happy April Fool's Day, before it comes!

12. Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig. Colleagues, Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!